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The abduction of Bob THis guy can't be for real, right? Rate Topic:

#1 Ahuizotl

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 04:12 PM

Take a look at this link. Bob's story can't be real.
Get ready to laugh!

#2 dani10

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 04:50 PM

Where's part 2?
It reminds me of what happen to the guy from "Fire in the sky"

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 05:09 PM

It's hilarious ... but even given it's a wind up job..... Bobs reactions are actually touchingly very *human*. He doesn't go through all the mystical b/s, just tells it as you proably would go through it yourself..(given you were a bloke)...

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 05:10 PM

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Where's part 2?
It reminds me of what happen to the guy from "Fire in the sky"

haha, yeah no kidding.
i dunno if this guy is for real though.
sounds a little messed, like he was actually on something.

the truth is out there....

#5 Ahuizotl

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 05:22 PM

I can't stop laughing at the sexual parts of the story.
There are parts 1, 2 and 3 in the same page.

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#6 rapid7

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 05:25 PM

mmmmh I'm not impressed by this account at all.

http://jayrey.blogsp...ion-of-bob.html

Phoenix: What did you smell?

Bob: It smelled like rotten bananas. But it could’ve been me. I had ate three of them at my friend’s house.

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#7 Bosanchero

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 05:40 PM

muhahaha soooo fanniiiiiiiiiii cannnttt stoooppp laauggghiinggggggggggg

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when.i.am.queen., on Jan 10 2007, 06:57 AM, said:

Here is a crazy thought

... perhaps.....not?

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 06:01 PM

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Take a look at this link. Bob's story can't be real.
Get ready to laugh!

Oh sweet f**king christ......how many of these backward-ass, inbred, pickum-up-truck drivin', deliverance-extras does it take to blow smoke up someone's chimney?........none, the aliens have already done it for them......*begins making-up the "regulate reproduction" banners*.............damn it, something's got to be done about these goobers.

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Posted 16 July 2006 - 08:57 PM

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Bob: It started to sway back and forth…and soon it was floatin’ directly over me. I looked up and saw that the belly of this thing was a dark metal just like the rest of it. And suddenly, BLAM…it hit me.

Phoenix: The grilled cheese?

Wow, that was a funny story

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#10 dani10

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 02:53 AM

Ok I definitely can't find the other parts of the story. The last thing I read is

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Part Two, The Abduction of Bob: Bob is probed by the aliens (and by probed, I don't mean he gets interrogated).

Can someone please post the direct links to the other parts? I just can't find them

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Posted 17 July 2006 - 02:08 PM

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Bob: No way. This lady was nekkid! She didn’t talk neither, but I could hear her in my head tellin’ me I was cute and that she wanted me. The burnin’ in my crotch was still there, but I wasn’t shriveled no more. In fact, I was ready to go.

Phoenix: Ready to go? As in Viagra ready to go?

Bob: Hell yes. So she gets on the table, and I…

Phoenix: Bob, you really don’t have to tell me everything here.

Bob: Oh…no problem. I just did what any hot-blooded American man would do. And she seemed really happy afterwards.

Phoenix: That’s good to hear.

Bob: No, it wasn’t good at all.

Phoenix: What do you mean?

Bob: Suddenly, she’s not Pamela Anderson anymore. She’s an alien. After I realized I had just had sex with a damn alien, I almost threw up. In fact I did a little, but swallowed it. I started to back away.