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Was Jesus half-alien?


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#61    Grimm

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Posted 14 May 2010 - 03:34 PM

Just so you know there was a group of people called the Sumerians who worshiped an alien race called the annunaki


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Posted 15 May 2010 - 04:18 AM

Aliens, for starters are either fallen angels (heaven being in space) or Nephilim the children of angels with mortal women. Jesus an alien? Nah, but a Nephilim, maybe.


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Posted 16 May 2010 - 12:17 PM

View PostThe Wanderer, on 15 November 2006 - 08:52 PM, said:

You know, the past couple of days as I’ve been walking around the lake during lunch, I’ve postulated the theory that Jesus Christ was really an alien DNA experiment, and that the whole premise of the human race is that we are a long-running genetic experiment being conducted by a very old (by our reckoning) race of people. Maybe they have been evolving for 500 billion years, and they live for 500,000 years. Let’s say they are a very peaceful, giving people.

They started this experiment say, 20 or 30 thousand years ago, and have been making repeated visits to our planet to infuse us with some sort of gene-splicing material. That’s why there were so many different people, from early ape-man, through Neanderthal to Cro-Magnon to modern Homo sapiens. Each jump in the evolutionary tree was another genetic test.

At one point, they decided to go with one race, let’s just say the Jews, maybe because they were the most cohesive, since they don’t intermingle much with other races. All the accounts you read about in the Old Testament are just the scientists trying to make sure that their control group doesn’t get destroyed.

Let’s say these alien people have evolved to the point where they can communicate through telepathy, and manipulate the elements around them using their minds. Let’s say you’re a shepherd named Moses in ancient Egypt, and you “hear” a voice telling you to do God’s will. Maybe this voice tells you his name is “Yahweh” (which could be the actual name of the lead scientist, for example), and you must do things for him and protect your people. When really what “Yahweh” wants to do is protect his experiment, and continue to get “funding” for it! It goes on and on through the years.

They tried to accelerate the process too much by making Mary pregnant with Jesus. They impregnated her with half the DNA from one of their own. That’s why Jesus was able to do all those things. He grew up knowing he was somehow different than the rest of the kids (as he would be if his DNA was half-alien), and at some point in his life, he got a “calling” to go out by himself. (Once again, “Yahweh” communicating into his mind)

Maybe at that point, this race revealed themselves to him, and showed him some of the marvelous things he could do, being half-them. They show him how to help his fellow man, since they were a benevolent people, and thought they were doing all this to help us move closer along the evolutionary ladder toward them. He was able to know what people were thinking, when power went out of him, make food miraculously appear, heal sick people, etc. All because he was half-alien, from a 500 billion year old race. But, all that he did was not understood; he was far too advanced for the people of that time, and so he was killed.

Maybe he didn’t really die, or die as we know it, but on a cellular level went into some sort of hibernation until his body could regenerate. At that time, maybe the results of his regeneration were that he became more like the race of aliens from ??? (maybe Alpha Centauri, it’s the closest star), and they couldn’t allow him to stay or it would blow the experiment. He was physically taken from the planet.

That’s why, in the 1st book of Acts, you read of him “ 9After he said this, he was taken up before their very eyes, and a cloud hid him from their sight. 10They were looking intently up into the sky as he was going, when suddenly two men dressed in white stood beside them. 11"Men of Galilee," they said, "why do you stand here looking into the sky? This same Jesus, who has been taken from you into heaven, will come back in the same way you have seen him go into heaven."

Those two were other members of the scientific expedition making sure that the illusion was maintained.

Maybe they will be back in another 1000 years or so. That’s not so long to a race that lives 500,000 years. Maybe they’ll return, with Christ, since he is now a lot like them, when they think we’re ready to accept the idea that we’re not alone.


Depends on which direction you want to look at it,   for example if you were a physciatrist you would see Jesus as skitsophrenic or manic depressive

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Posted 17 May 2010 - 12:00 AM

If Jesus is who He claims to be, and if by "alien" you mean not native to planet Earth, then yes, Jesus is half-alien.

"But then with me that horrid doubt always arises whether the convictions of man's mind which has been developed from the mind of the lower animals, are of any value or at all trustworthy. Would any one trust in the convictions of a monkey's mind, if there are any convictions in such a mind?" - Charles Darwin, in a letter to William Graham on July 3, 1881

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 07:14 AM

I'm surprised this thread has barely touched on ancient civilizations predating biblical times. That's when all the Alien activity was out in the open. The Sumerians, Babylonians, the Dogons, the Aztecs, etc, etc.

The Dogons are especially interesting. A west African tribe; their mythology has existed before the time of christ, and next to their astounding astronomical knowledge of the Sirius B system, the elders tell of being visited by a "fish-man" humanoid in a saucer craft (from said system). They describe it as providing the teachings of their culture and society, and stranger details...such as dividing its body into sections to feed the villagers, and instructing them to crucify it on a wooden cross. It told them it would return one day, in the far future. This is a civilization/culture that is around 5000 years old, apparently. There is no other account for their knowledge of the Sirius B system.

And don't even get me started on all of the crazy ancient European and Mesoamerican civilizations, with their advanced astronomical societies and cities designed after mapping of our solar system, and supposed martian civilizations. and pyramid trios around the world positioned to match Orion's belt. Ancient "Gods" and astronauts.

Also, mass hallucinations and ET technology powered by advanced alien consciousness...Boy, there's so much that you could connect back to this christ conversation. the "ET's" sound much more like angelic benevolent forms (if not exactly humanoid), compared to ancient Gods of yore (big ol' giant beings). I mostly piece this stuff together through history books and modern ufo accounts. The UFO Disclosure project 2010 is worth checking out too.

Edited by Mister Boots, 06 June 2010 - 07:19 AM.


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Posted 06 June 2010 - 05:31 PM

View PostAshley-Star*Child, on 15 May 2010 - 04:18 AM, said:

Aliens, for starters are either fallen angels (heaven being in space) or Nephilim the children of angels with mortal women. Jesus an alien? Nah, but a Nephilim, maybe.

wrong.
aliens are forms of life coming from outside our terrestrial sphere.
jesus, an ET? quite possibly.

the truth is out there....

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Posted 06 June 2010 - 05:53 PM

View PostMister Boots, on 06 June 2010 - 07:14 AM, said:

I'm surprised this thread has barely touched on ancient civilizations predating biblical times. That's when all the Alien activity was out in the open. The Sumerians, Babylonians, the Dogons, the Aztecs, etc, etc.

thats because weve had Dozens of other topics like this.

View PostMister Boots, on 06 June 2010 - 07:14 AM, said:

The Dogons are especially interesting. A west African tribe; their mythology has existed before the time of christ, and next to their astounding astronomical knowledge of the Sirius B system, the elders tell of being visited by a "fish-man" humanoid in a saucer craft (from said system). They describe it as providing the teachings of their culture and society, and stranger details...such as dividing its body into sections to feed the villagers, and instructing them to crucify it on a wooden cross. It told them it would return one day, in the far future. This is a civilization/culture that is around 5000 years old, apparently. There is no other account for their knowledge of the Sirius B system.

got a link for that? because im finding nothing for that.

View PostMister Boots, on 06 June 2010 - 07:14 AM, said:

And don't even get me started on all of the crazy ancient European and Mesoamerican civilizations, with their advanced astronomical societies and cities designed after mapping of our solar system, and supposed martian civilizations. and pyramid trios around the world positioned to match Orion's belt. Ancient "Gods" and astronauts.

dont even get me started on how many people have Tracked the sky with the simplist tools.

the truth is out there....

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 03:51 PM

I always thought that the bible was re-written when Constantine became a Christian.(it might not of been Constantine)

Anyhoo, my point being that maybe just maybe, Jesus was an ordinary man with no powers and the way for Constantine to apologise for the way the romans treat him was to write the worlds first superhero novel !!

After all, the followers of Jesus' teachings were many because of the care he showed towards his fellow man and it's natural for all humans to exaggerate so maybe the people he healed weren't that badly bad ?

I'm just throwing around some ideas, personally i believe he was an individual who managed to affect everybody he came into contact with his universal love. I mean there's stories of Jesus being buried in Japan, Kashmir and they're just the 2 i've heard of !


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Posted 07 June 2010 - 04:27 PM

View PostMr-Makavelli, on 07 June 2010 - 03:51 PM, said:

I always thought that the bible was re-written when Constantine became a Christian.(it might not of been Constantine)

Anyhoo, my point being that maybe just maybe, Jesus was an ordinary man with no powers and the way for Constantine to apologise for the way the romans treat him was to write the worlds first superhero novel !!

After all, the followers of Jesus' teachings were many because of the care he showed towards his fellow man and it's natural for all humans to exaggerate so maybe the people he healed weren't that badly bad ?

I'm just throwing around some ideas, personally i believe he was an individual who managed to affect everybody he came into contact with his universal love. I mean there's stories of Jesus being buried in Japan, Kashmir and they're just the 2 i've heard of !

well, it wasnt rewritten. but when constantine became a quasi christine, he held the counsel of nicea where they decided who christ really was, and where they picked and chose what they wanted to have in the doctrine.

the truth is out there....

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 04:48 PM

well, it wasnt rewritten. but when constantine became a quasi christine, he held the counsel of nicea where they decided who christ really was, and where they picked and chose what they wanted to have in the doctrine. Thank you for the info Agent. Mulder i knew the truth was out there LOL


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Posted 07 June 2010 - 04:54 PM

View PostMr-Makavelli, on 07 June 2010 - 04:48 PM, said:

well, it wasnt rewritten. but when constantine became a quasi christine, he held the counsel of nicea where they decided who christ really was, and where they picked and chose what they wanted to have in the doctrine. Thank you for the info Agent. Mulder i knew the truth was out there LOL

haha  :tu:

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 06:21 PM

Just remembered an excellent novel that covers the topic of Jesus and gives a good explaination about religious doctrine. A good read; The Hammer of God by Arthur C. Clarke


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Posted 07 June 2010 - 07:46 PM

View PostSamael, on 17 November 2006 - 06:33 PM, said:

Jesus was a great philosopher whose ideas should be listened to. He was not the Son of God, the Messiah, the Christ, the Emannuel, or part alien.
Thank you for putting it so well.  :tu:

View Post*Madeline*, on 18 November 2006 - 05:58 AM, said:

Weellll, either Jesus is the Son of God or he is the greeatest liar ever. How can one be a great philosopher and a liar at the same time?
Quite easily. By being a philosopher some of the time, and a liar the rest of the time.

An alternative, but also completely possible explaination: By being a philosopher some of the time, and being deeply, and incurably insane. Though I think, that would be more of a full-time thing.


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Posted 07 June 2010 - 09:56 PM

Not likely, Jesus isn't the only mythological figure with the whole, born of a virgin, on the 25th and resurrected after 3 days thing. Zeitgeist anyone? Maybe aliens helped create the first intelligent man, but we'll never know. Maybe aliens are just super intelligent humans that left the earth millions of years ago. If the dark ages never happened we would have more technology to find out with. But it will stay a secret for now.  ALSO....SHOW ME A BIRTH CERTIFICATE

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 03:07 AM

View PostZELDAR, on 07 June 2010 - 09:56 PM, said:

Not likely, Jesus isn't the only mythological figure with the whole, born of a virgin, on the 25th and resurrected after 3 days thing. Zeitgeist anyone? Maybe aliens helped create the first intelligent man, but we'll never know. Maybe aliens are just super intelligent humans that left the earth millions of years ago. If the dark ages never happened we would have more technology to find out with. But it will stay a secret for now.  ALSO....SHOW ME A BIRTH CERTIFICATE

mans intelligence came from evolution.
and how would we have more tech now if the dark ages didnt happen? show me how.

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