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How do i protect myself from a zombie attack

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#1    HitMan1263


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Posted 27 March 2007 - 12:32 AM

Does anyone know how i should protect myself from zombie attacks

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 12:55 AM

get a gun and shoot them gunsmilie.gif .........just get get zombie repelent..(i dont know)

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 01:33 AM

Why the topic of it? Did someone scare you?

I don't think any zombies are going to attack you. Alright?

But maybe Burntside knows,

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 01:40 AM

Ok, now listen to me very carefully. Go to your kitchen, you should have some paper towel? Get a good amount of it and dampen it. Now, carefully wrap it around your head (careful not to tear the paper). Now, take off all your clothes and go to the refridgerator. You should have honey. Smear as much as you can all over your body. Now, go outside and start screaming "I DON'T BELIEVE IN ZOMBIES" as loudly as you can. Some nice men in labcoats will take you away to a place where zombies can't find you.

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 01:51 AM

I tried that already

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 01:51 AM


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Posted 27 March 2007 - 01:53 AM


I tried that already

..and you were still attacked by zombies?   ohmy.gif

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 02:21 AM

I'm kind of weird in the way that if i learn about something that scares me, i just find a way to protect myself from it instead of disproving its existence. so here is what i would do.

what i have in case of zombie attack I have a battle ready Katana and Wakizashi. i don't think i would use a gun since they run on ammo. a good blade to the neck and its all over.
as for armor, I'd use my Bike Jacket so they couldn't bite through it, and a really good pair of jeans. my bike boots would make good armor and my helmet would stop them from puking blood on me and infecting me that way. also protects my neck.

i have 50 different plans in case of zombie attack. however, 49 of them involve you being eaten by the zombies for me to escape. the 50th plan involves me becoming a zombie for the express reason of eating you though.


Is it that I am violent, or merely uninhibited?

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 07:37 PM

Remember, no matter what, save a bullet for yourself.

Its easy to think you have all of the answers when you carry none of the responsibility.

“Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

View PostUnlimited, on Oct 31 2007, 06:10 PM, said:

Maybe kucinich and King Triad are gonna take down bush together?...he's the leader of the triangular fleet...

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 08:15 PM

Zombies can be good eatin fried. bounce.gif

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 08:21 PM

i can't imagine someone with the name "hit man" could need protection from anything...


Edited by randomhit10, 27 March 2007 - 08:22 PM.

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 08:36 PM

I'm guessing if you stay off of Hollyweird movie sets you should be safe from Zombie attacks.

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 08:52 PM

Sorry but if a zombie wants to eat you there's really nothing you can do about it.
They wait until you're sound asleep and then munch on your brains by sucking them out through your nose.
I suggest:
1. Fill your nostrils with glue several hours before bedtime and let it thoroughly dry.
2. Never go to sleep again. Live on coffee and nothing else.
3. Let them suck your brains out so you can be a zombie to and join in on the fun.


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Posted 27 March 2007 - 09:03 PM

Its just a joke ppl i kno im not gona get attacked be zombies but i enjoy youre sugestions keep comenting

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 10:58 PM

Fire. Automatic Shotgun. EXPLOSIVES!

Edited by Juupy froot, 27 March 2007 - 10:58 PM.

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