The Sax Cat:
Born January 13, 1981 (just sounds like a cool date; doesn't it?)
Showed an unusual aptitude for psychic communication and was enrolled in US Government gifted programs at the age of 4.
Graduated from top secret US government programs at the age of 8, and was slipped quietly into public elementary school.
Advanced rapidly, and graduated from HS in Dayton, OH at the age of 14.
Enrolled in Psychology program at Stanford at age of 15 and graduated 3 years later.
Completed Doctoral Psychology courses at Stanford by the age of 21.
Was hired by the CIA and FBI to track instances of alien abductions in the United States.
Slept with Paris Hilton, Michael Bolton, Julia Roberts, Cindy Crawford, and dozens of others.
Was the real mind behind Peter Jackson's great retelling of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
I am the most brilliant man in the known world. *BONK*
Now that we're done with the meaningless dribble, I will share with you my real credentials that I am willing to share... and explain why I am not willing to share some.
The Sax Cat (I still will not share my real name... since once I did and the person showed up at my door a few weeks later...)
Born July, 1982.
Graduated from HS in Dayton, OH shortly before my 17th birthday.
Enrolled in school at Sinclair College and graduated with an Associates of Science in 5 tri-mesters (between 3 and 4 semesters for those of you acquainted with the semester system.)
Moved to Arizona and married the same year.
Completed my BS in computer science at the University of Arizona in 3 semesters.
Currently work as a game programmer...
Member of Mensa (though I don't really care... but apparantly this is a good credential)
And you know what...
NONE of this makes my opinions and beliefs any more credible than anyone elses' on this site.
And I won't call you ignorant or "bonk" you if you say "toe-mato" and I say "ta-mato."
:My apologies to forum moderators in advance... I promise to refrain from this type of behavoir in the future. I just thought it might be acceptable for members of this forum to have an avenue to post thier credentials and "Credifiy" thier opinions for those that believe that one must be well-educated and experienced to judge a smudge on a photo... Again, my apologies Phantom and Saruman.:
Decided only to remove the word "official" from the title and remove the subtitle of the thread alltogether.
Edited by Phantom, 03 December 2003 - 07:00 PM.