[Marchimedes]

Oh my, did someone screw up and leave the door unlocked?

I'm back. Seems last go round I ruffled a few feathers. Oh my. I'll behave this time. (Yea, right, oh, damn, did I type that out loud? How do I delete this, maybe where it says...submit).

You may remember me. I'm the humble guy with the pleasant personality and charming disposition that had the perfect pyramid construction theory that know one could find a flaw with but my attitude so upset some of you that you tried to make up flaws anyway then I commenced with the caving in of skulls and slinging bodies around untill I got banned.

But did you see how much play that thread got?

Record breaking I say.

Well, it's been a while, and I've been working steady on my lil' pyramid thing. Probably 100,000 views so far around the net, no, nary the flaw, still, upgraded my game with the images and it carries on.

But YOU don't deserve that cause you are all sensative and when you call me names and I call them back you go run and tell.

But we all know the theory is solid. Like me.

So I'll let you have some anyway...

So, gonna try this again. I've gotten WAY better. looking around here, same ol same ol.

Hang on, this could get ugly.

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[lil gremlin]

i like your drawings marchimedes.
your theory is definately worth checking out...have you thought of submitting it to some uni or egyptology dept.?

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i like your drawings marchimedes.

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Marchimedes, get it right for histories sake and thanks.

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your theory is definately worth checking out...have you thought of submitting it to some uni or egyptology dept.?

Of course I have, do it all the time. And write about the process extensively on my home site.

Sumpin you gotta understand here, everything that has come before me is wrong, dead wrong, they weren't even close. And these are guys who do TV and documentaries, books, teach at universitys, do radio, and they are wrong. I'm ending carreerrs and they are doing their best to ignore me. I'm taking thier goose that lays the goldren egg. They can't discredit my theory cause it works. The only thing they can do is hope I go away. Do you see that happening. The really bad thing for them is I get huge views wherever I go with this, so they can't sweep it under the carpet. I get checked by folks who read this just for the humor and insults, they can't compete with that.

I haven't wrote Dr. Hawwas yet. Soon. By summers end at the latest.

These are like 1/4 of my material allready finished. just for pyramids. Lke i said, there's obelisks, lots of back and forth, finer block moving methods.

Folks, this has been done solved for 2 years.

But I rubbed some the wrong way last time I was here.

Too bad for you guys.


Can I post links here?

One link to my thread some other site that has all this?

[Marchimedes]

While you all screw around deciding if you want to know the truth or not, let's have some fun before getting back into the cohronological building of a pyramid.

Days I get bored I play some, keeps the kids interested in my theory. See, cladking, on my home site my thread has none of that, "but, it won't, you're a whack job, aliens I say" none of that, they just kinda nod their heads and go, "duh, that make sence", then gone on about thier bidness.

Pretty soon you are gonna realize what a bunch of rookies you are. Then I get banned. Again.

If there is sumpin you don't understand, ask. if it don't make sence that means you are not bright enough to understand it without me holding your hand.

Oh, cladking? How about a little work on your presentation. i didn't make it through one post before I nodded off.

Lemme show you how it's done...





Yea, it's gonna be like that. Keep reading, you don't have to admit you enjoy it.

So, did any of you know about that dent in the pyramid? Prove it. Link to where you pointed it out.


And yea, that be me, had to don the foil hat so this friggin wing nut site don't contaminate my colossal brain.


You are so not ready for what is coming.

[cladking]

I hate to break this to you guy but you've entirely missed the most important
aspect of making a huge pile of rock. -The pile!!!! There are thousands of ways
to move rocks around on a flat or nearly flat surface and they require very little
lifting.

How do you get them in a pile?

Were all your safes on the ground floor?

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I hate to break this to you guy but you've entirely missed the most important
aspect of making a huge pile of rock. -The pile!!!! How do you get them in a pile?

Were all your safes on the ground floor?

So you are saying you are with me so far?

Nuthin wrong?

How would you know?

You know, I've got a couple of gazillion more images on file.

Lemme ask ya.

That the best you got?

And sport, did ya notice how I got the block out of the quary pit, onto my road, with simple rollers and levers up 6" steps?

5 steps going up to a level of 2 1/2'. Just like the average height of each of the 203 levels.

See there Mr. Magoo, the answer to your question is in those first 3 posts of mine. But you are so gung ho and incompetant in the world of moving heavy stuff it flew by you.

You don't catch on very fast, do you?

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There are thousands of ways
to move rocks around on a flat or nearly flat surface and they require very little
lifting.

Thousands of ways eh? I'll go a dozen or so. Lettuce hear just friggin one from you. Where do you get off building a pyramid when you can't move even one of the 2.3 million blocks?

This is gonna be ugly folks, just like I said it would.

Man, lecture time, and some abuse. I asked you on YOUR thread, you know, 8 gazillion posts leading to nowhere, a place I'm trying very hard to forget and will never visit again as you all will now be coming to me, how to make a block moving in a straight turn make a right.

Notice you didn't answer.

See junior, this lil' thing here is all about moving and stacking blocks. Well, we gotta teach you how to move them before you get all flat trying to stack them.





Right turn sport.

You tell me that and I'll go right to stacking levels.

And that 6" step method? It works and it mine and it the key to this, the first and simplest of my methods.

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Folks, the devil is in the details. So last I checked I gots me some blocks staged, time to start setting them, right? Wrong. you gonna go running around willy nilly putting stuff here and there and hope for the best? Not on Marchimedes' thread you ain't. We gotta know where this thing goes. And put it down right. minor details, like level, orientation, saw someone round these here parts has a grasp on the stats, he/she can check stuff like this, maybe.

[Marchimedes]

Yes Virginia, these are all my own ideas and drawings...

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This you need to understand...




Oh, WAY more is on the way.

[cladking]

An exterior stone "ramp" is an interesting idea and seems to make a little more sense
than most. You still run into a nightmare putting this sucker together. To build it in 2 1/2
years you have to lift 400 stones an average of about 250' every hour. That's 400 stones
going up 500 six inch steps every hour. Every hour the men have to lift a stone up a six
inch step 20,000 times!! Worse, if they use a single ramp then a stone must pass each spot
on the ramp with a rate of 6 stones per minute.

Multiple ramps and longer construction would reduce this but won't solve the problem of get-
ting rid of the ramps nor will it explain how they then got the casing stone on. Rearrangement
of the ramps as they were removed would allow access to much of the exterior and then the
ramp stone could be hauled over for use in the next pyramid.

This still seems like far more work than workers can be squeezed on site. I'm still most dubious
that this problem can be solved with ramps. At some point they'd have to dead lift these stones
to complete construction, anyway.

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An exterior stone "ramp" is an interesting idea and seems to make a little more sense
than most. You still run into a nightmare putting this sucker together. To build it in 2 1/2
years you have to lift 400 stones an average of about 250' every hour. That's 400 stones
going up 500 six inch steps every hour. Every hour the men have to lift a stone up a six
inch step 20,000 times!! Worse, if they use a single ramp then a stone must pass each spot
on the ramp with a rate of 6 stones per minute.

At least you thinking, some.

Told you to get into the first three, right?

8th panel of the first image. See those double yellow lines? Lanes. Double yellow lines should leap out at you some more. They mean sumpin.

Well, was gonna put some "lane" drawings here but now they wont come up.

Likely too much for this sites PC today.

I'll try them alone on the next post.

Not really ramps either. Exterior steps. Wide as they frigging need to be. I used three lanes just to cut down on drawing time. Could make these exterior steps 10 lanes wide, right? And that's just on one side. What if they were extended all the way around? 40 lanes. Next you'll ask me how to set so many at once. Same first image of post #7. You've got a LOT to chew on sport. kinda overwhelmed right now, eh? You've been usurped, usurped I say.

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Multiple ramps and longer construction would reduce this but won't solve the problem of get-
ting rid of the ramps

Slow down, you've confusified yourself.

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nor will it explain how they then got the casing stone on.

I believe I said sumpin about not getting ahead, now I've wasted presious time reminding you of such.

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Rearrangement
of the ramps as they were removed would allow access to much of the exterior and then the
ramp stone could be hauled over for use in the next pyramid.

This still seems like far more work than workers can be squeezed on site. I'm still most dubious
that this problem can be solved with ramps. At some point they'd have to dead lift these stones
to complete construction, anyway.

No ramps, no dead lifting, ever. my blocks are never on a unlevel surface except for any roads leading to the pyramid and never higher than 8" off the ground.

Which brings me to safety.

Does the word "safety" appear in one of your posts?

See, when you do this for a living, safety comes first.

So, cladkind, is this sinking in yet?

I've got lots more, beginning to end, yes the big blocks too.