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Prehistoric man had sex for fun


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#1    louie

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Posted 15 June 2007 - 01:27 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,269115,00.html

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Posted 15 June 2007 - 01:34 PM

Well, I hope they did. Their existence was pretty harsh. I'd like to think they had some pleasureable experiences.

Something kinda sad about
the way that things have come to be.
Desensitized to everything.
What became of subtlety?
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Posted 15 June 2007 - 01:44 PM

why is it the women are the only ones that ever get sex toys?  They find these ancient stone phallus'
people smell bad


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Posted 15 June 2007 - 01:49 PM

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why is it the women are the only ones that ever get sex toys?  They find these ancient stone phallus'
people smell bad



Whaaaaaaaaaaat???

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Posted 17 June 2007 - 04:55 AM

sounds funny man....


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Posted 17 June 2007 - 05:00 AM

Hahahaha i love it


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Posted 20 June 2007 - 03:36 AM

..of course they had..omg..

Even Bonobos ape had sex for fun.


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Posted 20 June 2007 - 03:41 AM

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why is it the women are the only ones that ever get sex toys?  They find these ancient stone phallus'
people smell bad



Maybe its because the pink Japanese ******* machine wasn't invented yet.

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Posted 20 June 2007 - 04:02 AM

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why is it the women are the only ones that ever get sex toys?  They find these ancient stone phallus'
people smell bad



*coughs*

*PM's Cel a site that has numerous sex toys for men*



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Posted 20 June 2007 - 04:20 PM

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why is it the women are the only ones that ever get sex toys?  They find these ancient stone phallus'
people smell bad


Men evolved built in sex toys, ie hands. tongue.gif

I think it would have been fairly obvious though, prehistoric man didn't have religions telling them that sex was evil so of course they would have done it as much as they could.

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Posted 28 June 2007 - 12:31 AM

ALL animals have sex for fun. They lack the knowledge of what the end result of mating is. The fact that it's FUN ensures that animals will reproduce. It's a great point for both Intelligent Design believers and Evolutionists. If it wasn't FUN, creatures wouldn't do it. The species would die.

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Posted 28 June 2007 - 02:32 AM

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Prehistoric man had sex for fun, lets not tell the church


i never doubted that they did.... tongue.gif

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Posted 28 June 2007 - 02:35 AM

I could have sworn even today man has sex for fun...

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Posted 28 June 2007 - 02:45 AM

The first thing that came to my mind was : "Eww! Hairy, sweaty cave-people sex!".

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They lack the knowledge of what the end result of mating is.

Neither do most teenagers.

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Posted 28 June 2007 - 02:49 AM

tell me about it a few years ago in school there were 3 16 year old girls pregnant... ridiculous

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