Lovely dream swtp
OK, I have excellent dream recall so this is kinda long. (and it's VERY weird) I title and journal my dreams. This one I call
The FBI, the Devil, and a Fat Chicken.
The beginning of this is scattered. I am at a mall with 3 of my 5 kids. (The youngest 3) My 12 year and 6 year old daughters, and my 5 year old son. I keep losing sight of them. At some point My Oldest child ( he is almost 17) comes running up to me and says the 3 youngest are in a raft on this river. Suddenly we are out side in front of a beautiful house with a river running through the yard. I think to go get help but decide that will take to long. I decide to go get them my self.
Now I am wading in an under ground river. There are people looking for some man. One guy says to another guy " are you sure thats ?" (I cant remember the name.) The other guy says "yes" and the first guy says " well we better get him out then." I look down in the water and I can see the bottom clearly. It's cement, flat and smooth like a swimming pool. Then I see a dead mans face sticking up from the cement. It's frozen in a look of terror, (wide eyes, open mouth) This is the guy they are looking for. Apparently he got caught in a cave in. The other 2 guys come with TNT and start blasting around him to get his body out.
Now I'm walking through a parking lot and I see my 3 kids I've been looking for, also now One of my cousins as a child (she is an adult now) my 8 year old nephew R ( only he is 6 in the dream) and 2 or 3 of there friends. I call to them but they are to far ahead and cant hear me. I start to run after them. Suddenly I'm driving a car toward them. Although I cant actually drive in real life. I never learned because I have serious anxiety attacks. I apparently cant drive in this dream either because I'm thinking to myself " I know I cant drive but I only need to get down to that turn on the left then drive up to get the kids, that cant be to hard" I drive about 1/2 a mile almost miss the turn but barely make it. Then I get mixed up and have to turn the car around again.
Now I am laying on a king size bed up on a high platform outside in a field. I have all the kids with me now. We are all sleeping. I wake up in the dream because I feel my 12 year old daughter (who I was hugging) slip toward the edge of the bed I pull her back and switch sides with her so she cant roll of. I guess I slept again because again I wake in the dream. This time all the kids are gone. (I know they are safe though) My ex husband D is in bed with me trying to seduce me. I get upset and push him away.
Suddenly we are both standing in the doorway of an auditorium. There are lots of people. Everybody is thanking me for saving the kids from a child porn ring. Some lady said thats why they sent D in to be with me. To thank me. For some reason D has gauze wrapped around him here and there. Some on his legs, his arms, his chest, even his privates, which there also is a condom. (weird)
Some body decides I would make a good spy because I rescued all the kids so suddenly I am sitting on this small black seat and it flies so I am flying through a room. My cousin W has one of the black flying seats also and is flying a little behind and to the right of me. We are looking for a certain disk. There are bad spies all around but none try to stop us yet. We fly into a room and I see a tall filing cabinet to my left. This is where the disk is kept. Just then a man comes from the right shooting at us with a machine gun. I shoot him with some little gun that paralyzes him in mid step, then I take his gun. It's lime green and yellow and looks like a plastic water gun but it's not. Even though the guy is frozen I shoot him in the chest. I see 1 bullet hole filling with blood through his white shirt. W and I turn our flying things around and head back the way we came. I think she grabbed the disk. I'm shooting the machine gun ahead of me as we go.
Suddenly I am sitting in a chair in this same building talking to some man An FBI big wig but I know he is a traitor but I play along. He says he has another mission for us but he has to take our flyers. I say " No! Not my flying thingy!" Then he is gone and I am eating something from my purse. I see W to my left working with some hi tech machine and I tell her to go back in time and get our flyers.
Now W and I are on a boat to Africa. (The mission we were sent on) The boat some how crashes and sinks. W and I and some man are swimming in really dark water now. I see green Lily pads with white flowers on them floating everywhere. W says" Oh wow they're happy flowers" and we all start grabbing them. I realize they are hallucinogenic thus the name happy flower.
Suddenly they start turning into baby carrots then regular size carrots. We grab them anyway. My cousin says "oh man its bull crap" (I mean literally bull crap) She holds out a hand of well bull sh**. LOL. Then cannibals show up in canoes and come after us. They are rubbing the bull sh** in every bodies hair, theirs and ours. The guy says to me "wait a minute you all ready have some in your hair" Then he says " Oh I know why, its your finances"
The cannibals take us up to land. (We are underground like I was before) They direct us to crawl through this tunnel. There are a lot more hostages now. About 15 of us. I see an opening and crawl into a small cave. There is a hole to the outside and I tell the 2 smallest people in the group to try and get out and get us help.
Now we are in a jungle and I'm still me but not, I look like David Carridine. (despite the fact I am actually female) I'm walking toward an old hut. I stop at the entrance and say " it's not easy living like this were at least once a day every day I act like a demon" Then I get down and crawl into the hut which is collapsing. Inside I see is like an alternate universe and the devils in there I can only see his head and shoulders
( he is so big it's all that fits) he is laying down looking at me through the jungle all around him. He says " Unless you brought me a fat chicken you wont leave alive" Weird enough for ya?