There's an old expression that goes if you can't beat em, join em. Sorry I have decided to unleash the Babylon within and open the portal to all men and women. Lt Ripley you are first in mind (she says purringly)


Apparently I have skills of persuasion beyond the mere mortal female (yet somehow I can't get my hubby to take out the garbage but I digress) and can make the most noble of men bend at my whim?

So instead of fighting the rumors I've decided to embrace by giving all the men who post a comment on my profile an autographed picture of me!



So get in line boys.

As to the rest of you? Have you ever been tempted to do what people gossip falsely about you?

All the damn time. Almost all of the gossip about me that has gotten back is absolutely hilarious.

Pandy's the trampy mental hospital escapee. Wheeeeee!

*notices he is first in line*

Decadence and hedonism!! Two of my favourite words!!!!

But I'm not sure if any of the gossip about me is false, which means I am tempted to do nothing. Suits my lazy nature!

*ahem* Can the autographed picture be poster-sized?

Poor True. Isn't it sad that we never outlive gossip? We have to put up with it in highschool and for the rest of our lives. Usually the ones talking most about you are the jealous ones. And one time, there was a jealous little toad of a girl who was spreading rumours about me, I let it be known that if she was ever in my path I was going ot mow her down. She called and denied saying things, but I had a reliable source. I told her I didn't believe her and if I ofund out she had said anything else about me, to watch out. She was scared of me for months, if I was out in the bar, she would leave! And here I am, not a fighter at all, sometimes it's just calling someone's bluff that does the trick!

So do you run around with your head wrapped up in toilet paper banging into walls?


Its funny because I realized that letting this loser intimidate me with gossip has really upset me and got me down. I alway say I was raised by drag queens and my drag queen mommas would be so disappointed that I didn't take it by the balls and run with it from the start.


sorry Leo, you didn't read it right. First in line was Spanky who left a comment on my profile. Lays back blowing bubbles as she awaits the stampede.

ooooh sexy speak!!!!! Yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about. OOOOOO Lala

A girl can't get enough of you men............rawr rawr.


For those of you who don't know I'm a bad influence so avert your eyes and lock up the old men with large bank accounts.

I dress like a prostitute and wear a helmet.

I understand how you feel though, I've been there many many times in my two years here. It sucks. They're only jealous of how grand you are.

Edit: We should "date" - They'd love that.

GASP!!! You minx! Slaps pandy upside the head and hands her a bible.

I must have missed that. Whats the story?

Bible spankings!

You know how the saying goes......."It's better to be talked about, than not talked about at all"........So live and let live......

talk about meeeee, oh please......

I don't know if anything is said about me on UM, but from Chattanooga to Florence, Alabama I'm known as the homewrecker. I've had a lot of fun with that for several years.

Don't ever underestimate me, I alway get my man...



You ARE one hot momma, true.

Hey. There's a queue for Lt. Ripley. Get to the back of the line, True...

True, you vixen! What have you been up to the past 24 hours .

I think the rumors I've been victim to happened after the fact of my devilish deeds

Sorry Tiggs but unless you have some Ukranian blood in you, you're SOL with Ripley's gramma, ------scoots in front!

* Slow-motion Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *

Man. And I was so close. I could have been somebody...

There is no gossip about me.
There are no rumours.


Everything you've heard about me is true.







PS: True, is that truly you?
truly?

Fine, you want Ripley? Great, fine... Whatever! I'm outta here to go spread some gossip.

>Follows MissMels out the door<

I'll uhmmm, watch your back.

>Watches her back with avid interest<






Dang it. we need a wolf-whistle smiley

Still waiting for the pic girl....

I have no idea whats going on..

But Im going to throw this out their to spur the discussion..



^lady iz a tramp

True and <bleep> sitting on a tree.......K..I...S...S...I...N...G.....

I should have done this weeks ago!!! LMAO

I'm still getting over the come dig.

What the heck did I miss? D - A - M - N. *shrugs and blows kisses to true*

Gossip- oh lovely gossip. When I was down and feeling badly,I had someone tell me once that gossip is the highest form of flattery (even though it doesn't make you feel that way at the time).

I have been called a snob...LMAO -- furthest thing from the truth AND a prude -- EVEN FURTHER from the truth! LMAO!!! OH Gawd how could I forget... I'm a psychotic, lying, **** (I wish I was a **** - oops sorry hormones kicked in), ummmmm what else??

Oh I would LOVE to be a BIOTCH... actually someone agreed I was last week. I want to be one. I think I will strive to be one... or hey, maybe I already am one! Bahahaha! I don't care.

I love your piccy true *wink-wink* hehehe... here's one especially for YOU:


Grrrrr back 'atcha HOTTIE. xoxoxoxoxoxoxo, ♥♥Jody♥♥

Come on she ra lets mud wrestle!!!!! rawr rawr




you know I think the same thing. I wish I could just be a b**** and not care!!!

Let's pretend to be biotches then GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... Oh I don't want to hurt you hun. I'm amazon tall 5'10" woman. I might hurt you! ... Okay I'll just "pretend" wrestle.. LET'S GO!!!!!!

Y'all are killin' me!

****She-ra and True each grab one of MMW's legs**** Come in in hun we can do full body mud masks!!

I dunno about gossip and rumors in here, but definitely in RL....but I don't care....sticks & stones!

Now Imma go look at your guys profiles.







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* Gets Pop Corn!*

You got "bouncy balls" truethat, well done. You are now a legend in my book. 100% thumbs up from me.

"WELL" me say nothing for some seem to think Its always a ulteria motive. "blah blah".

Tempted yes, bothered no.

"Cheeky" is good, to step over the line is not good.

Be respective and those that are worth all the sunshine will respect you.

Ive have a few awsome guardian angels here on UM that help keep my head just below the clouds.
You know who ya's are. Friends are good for the mind and soul.

*Hugs* Rebel, She-ra, MUM, Miss Mels and Nativechick. Oh and truethat. *huggles*
free hugs for all......................

P.s. To those that think their %%%% dont stink, "if some dont like my opinion then.................bite me coz Im the Queen of ALL that is cheeky. Everyone knows that I bite back. Vvv""vvV

Who cares what other people gossip about you?

Why does it bother you so much?

gossips are gossips even if gossips are about me I'm not tempted to do such a thing. regardless if the gossips were true.



I respect you and each of everyone here on UM. Kiss and Hugs for all of you.. everybody deserves it.


You're not alone. now I'm pretty curious on what is really happening.. could someone explain. I would really appreciate it if the one who is involved would explain it to me.. thanks..

Yeah me to, i don't get it ?!

Hey True,

What are you wearing?

I haven’t been privy to any gossip about you, but I would like to be. Can you share with us uninformed perverts?

I’m to boring to be the subject of gossip, however when I lived in Seattle, apparently some of my wife’s religious friends told her I was the devil.

Alright I am ready for that picture now.

Ya, that was me Evancj... I was the one that started that gossip about you when you lived in Seattle.

I always suspected it was you . Glad to know you think so highly of me, but you realy give me more credit than I deserve .

Who needs a life when we have you guys?

I don't think that I have had a more ... fun.... half an hour as I have this past one reading this thread.

x a gazillion.

First in mind !!!!! WOOOOHOOOO !!!!!

of your skills I have no doubt. You sound like a fiery tempered woman ( not Irish are you ??) - just like I like 'em !!! It's a passionate quality really !!! so of course I signed up for my pic !!


Of course I've been tempted to become what people falsely thought of me. Most times I didn't , but a few times I did and honestly had fun doing it ! What was it ? When I was in collage and home, my brother alluded to the fact that I was promiscuous. I wasn't ! I had been single and dateless for a year. I was too busy to date. But over summer break , I didn't set out to , but then ended up dating 4 women. ( I was honest with each and said so and that I only wanted to DATE -)

I have been accused by a jealous envious woman of using art to lure women to bed ------------ something I have never or ever will do. I for some reason can't paint those who I'm involved with. Like a mental block..... and good models are hard to come by so I would never cross that line.

remember --- all this was quite some time ago -- now my life is rather boring . but I like it !

and ps -- I've been accused of being a B*tch -- but like the saying goes " You say B*tch like it's a bad thing ?"

Babe In Total Control of Herself *

lmao ---------- OMG my sides !!!!!!!!!!! ah that was a good one. nice break from all this turkey day cooking going on.

lol no fighting now --- well , ok you can . now that my ego got it's boost

I'm just gonna join Rebel and watch !!!

No, first I cry

Then I get angry

Then I laugh

Then I go insane

WoooHooo I got my pic -



dancing a jig of excitement !

Couriosity for it be instinct aswell as the worth to be entitled to be!
"Cheeky lil so and so," good on ya bloke" lol

The word I would use Isnt lure, for It sounds sinister, tis natural to tempt, human nature.

Your right Lt their aint nothing wrong or bad about having a strong head on your shoulders.

true, you go girl. Again tis natural to bite back if bitten especialy if a tender spot has been had

Hey I gave true my sexy piccy (that I removed from here - hehehe) but I haven't gotten one back

I guess I'm not her type... *heavy sigh* oh well... Vampy...you want my sexy pic? (Say yes okay?) LMAO.


Edit to Add: Oh yes I like the B***H definition! Okay I'm going to strive for that... used tobe I'd give at least 3 hugs a day; now I will continue to hug but also be a B***H. YEAH!