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The Silent Squirrel

Feb 17 2008, 10:16 AM

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I The world is 157 years old - FACT!

II Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak - FACT!

III You are happy, you just don’t know it - FACT!

IV We all come from the same tree - FACT!

V Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair - FACT!

VI Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told - FACT!

VII Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day - FACT!

VIII Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm - FACT!

IX Trees talk, but only some people hear them - FACT!

X People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure - FACT!

XI If you believe this and turn you hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed - FACT!

XII KIFFLOM - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM!

Is it just me, or does this make absolutely no sense?

Moooooo

Feb 17 2008, 10:32 AM

None whatsoever... sounds like a bit of a joke

The Silent Squirrel

Feb 17 2008, 11:45 AM

Everybody knows that we came from a bush and not a tree.

questionmark

Feb 17 2008, 01:07 PM

I would like a link to that intellectual diarrhea, if you have one...

grendals_bane

Feb 17 2008, 01:50 PM

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If you believe this and turn you hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed - FACT!

Thats the clincher, I wasn't believing until then but I can never say no to handing cash over to mad cult types.

Link << Thats link to that site, they even have a tract you can read, although it hasn't been written yet, they still claim you can read it though.

questionmark

Feb 17 2008, 02:44 PM

QUOTE (grendals_bane @ Feb 17 2008, 03:50 PM)

Thats the clincher, I wasn't believing until then but I can never say no to handing cash over to mad cult types.

Link << Thats link to that site, they even have a tract you can read, although it hasn't been written yet, they still claim you can read it though.

Tnx for the link ... the joke is a little too short though.... it does not go much beyond " hand over the bread".

But Kiffom seems to be the right name too... Kiff (and national ending) is the slang word for smoking dope in the Nordic countries....

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