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Full Version: "Deep Thoughts From Supermodels"
"Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery." -- Beverly Johnson
Stupid b****
Stupid b****
Boy, and I thought I had problems. Poor Cindy had to try on 250 bathing suits...
"When I model I'm pretty blank. You can't think too much or it doesn't work."
--Paulina Porizkova
There it is ladies. You HAVE to be stupid, to be a model.
--Paulina Porizkova
There it is ladies. You HAVE to be stupid, to be a model.
QUOTE(BurnSide @ Dec 28 2004, 06:06 PM)
There it is ladies. You HAVE to be stupid, to be a model.
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I think thats being a little presumptuous hun. Not all models are stupid and there is nothing stupid in being a model.
Why do the Beautiful ones have to be the stupid ones?
"I just found out that I'm one inch taller than I thought." -- Christie Brinkley
And?
"I just found out that I'm one inch taller than I thought." -- Christie Brinkley
And?
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"Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery." -- Beverly Johnson
"Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it."
--Cindy Crawford
"My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'"
"It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout."
"I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face."
--Claudia Schiffer
"If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers."
--Carol Alt
"I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day."
--Linda Evangelista
"I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak."
--Linda Evangelista
"When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box, attached a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation Army. It was a big loss."
--Veronica Webb
and finally, the worst of them all-"Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it."
--Cindy Crawford
"My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'"
"It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout."
"I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face."
--Claudia Schiffer
"If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers."
--Carol Alt
"I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day."
--Linda Evangelista
"I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak."
--Linda Evangelista
"When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box, attached a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation Army. It was a big loss."
--Veronica Webb
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"I'm a pretty girl who's a model who doesn't suck as an actress."
--Cameron Diaz
my my....what spoiled children --Cameron Diaz
QUOTE(Lottie @ Dec 28 2004, 01:15 PM)
I think thats being a little presumptuous hun. Not all models are stupid and there is nothing stupid in being a model.
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I was just making a wisecrack on what that supermodel said about 'you can't think'. I wasn't being serious.
Stereyotype joke.
I thought it was funnyEveryone makes stupid comments like that in their life though...so lets not be too critical...even if it is absolutely mind blowing...lol
QUOTE(BurnSide @ Dec 28 2004, 06:23 PM)
QUOTE(Lottie @ Dec 28 2004, 01:15 PM)
I think thats being a little presumptuous hun. Not all models are stupid and there is nothing stupid in being a model.
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I was just making a wisecrack on what that supermodel said about 'you can't think'. I wasn't being serious.
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I thought you were...just checking!
some of those models must breathe in way too much nail polish......
remember team...they are supermodels...they are not our everyday people...big "pockets", big "racks", and "mink" hair. society too focused on them...
explains why they say the things they say.
JUST MY THOUGHT
explains why they say the things they say.
JUST MY THOUGHT
I remember seeing "Alien From LA" (Kathy Ireland's movie). It was on Mystery Science Theater 3000 (funniest TV show ever) and it was a riot!
his just further fuels my hatred for most celebrities
Were we expecting anything more from glorified coat hangers?
"My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'"
--Beverly Johnson
This is the only time I've ever wished physical pain on a woman
--Beverly Johnson
This is the only time I've ever wished physical pain on a woman
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"It was kind of boring for me to have to eat. I would know that I had to, and I would."
--Kate Moss
"Girls are always getting mad at each other and they tell their hairdresser to purposely mess up another girl's hair."
--Tasha
"I don't know what to do with my arms. It just makes me feel weird and I feel like people are looking at me and that makes me nervous."
--Tyra Banks
--Kate Moss
"Girls are always getting mad at each other and they tell their hairdresser to purposely mess up another girl's hair."
--Tasha
"I don't know what to do with my arms. It just makes me feel weird and I feel like people are looking at me and that makes me nervous."
--Tyra Banks
these people scare me.
god theyre hilarious
but..."I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face."
--Claudia Schiffer
hahahaha "one day, i woke up....and i had my brothers face"
but..."I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face."
--Claudia Schiffer
hahahaha "one day, i woke up....and i had my brothers face"
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