Hi all,

I thought I would finally sign-up, drop in and say hi, hopefully join in when time allows. I hope that everyone is well.

Welcome to the forum UFO, good to see you here.

*hits with a mallet

Don't feel bad. I commit some kind of attack upon all newbies.

Hello & welcome! Hope you enjoy your stay!

^ *disarms Walken, picks up heavy mallet and wails on Walkens head*

Welcome UFOPortal! Its awesome you signed up!

Hi Walken and thanks for banging me....

How come theres no reply box below the posts? most boards have them.

Mine has one....it says "reply".....

We just have one at the end.

Don't worry about it. You got off easily. Normally I wind up setting fire to n00bs and throwing them off bridges. Then SaRuMaN got a restraining order....

Lower right hand side of the post, UFOPortal.

Hi LilaBurrows.

Hey Kratos thanks for your comments, nice to be here.

This board is layout is different from what I`m used to, normally theres a quick reply box open at the base of an open topic, whihc for lazy posters like myself... helps

I have to click add reply here, is there a setting I need to change else where?

Hey there new poster!

Hope you stick around the forum. You'll learn a lot of new things here I know I have! Well welcome to the forum. See you around.




2PAC4EVER!

Hello UFOPortal.
Welcome to the wonderful world of UM.
You're going to have a blast here.

I`m sure I will 2PAC4EVER, thanks for your welcome.

UFO, I think quick reply is the same as fast reply. It prettey much does the same thing. It's handy if you have a slow net connection

Hi henpeck69, I visit UM everyday, have done for months and decided to join tonight to see whos in here.... glad that I have, thanks for your welcome.

One Noobies Fruit Basket coming up.



Welcome and Enjoy.

hey walken you`re the man, yes it opens what I wanted, I came put notepad to one side now....lol it wasn`t a speed issue.

Hi UFOPortal! This thread is going to get you so many responses you'll feel instantly special..Later however, you'll feel cheap, used and degraded.

Have fun in the forum!

Lol, Congratulations UFO, you've met Falco Rex.

No problem Always happy to help.

Divening in for a nibble JayMan, thanks.

Hey Falco at this rate my keys will need oiling, hi to urself.

Welcome hun...hope you enjoy.

Hi Alice, thanks for your welcome.

Sorry for my typos guys, I just looked back and blame it on to many late nights and not enough coffee.

Welcome aboard, UFO! What part of the UK do you hail from?

Hi Elfstone, I`m in Staffordshire.

hola & welcome

Hi Twilight and thanks for your welcome.

hmm, I seem to have not seen this thread.


Welcome to the strange land of UM where people like me are let free and roam.
Just like every other n00b around here, you get a complimentary picture.
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Hello UFOPortal. You're site has a wonderful layout.

Okay, Staffordshire. Let's see. I looked that up in my Gazetteer of British Ghosts and found two entries, but I left it in the car and it's the middle of the night and I can't remember what they were!

I think one of them was a castle that had a black lady and a white lady (ghosts). Tam- something? Trying to think. The black lady was supposed to be Editha, sister of Athelstane (?). She was married to an early king of Briton but he relapsed into pagan worship and threw her over so she became a nun. After 1066 the guy that William I gave the lands to threw out the nuns who were living in the convent she founded. They fled to another, but the same guy had been given those lands and he threw them out again, so her ghost showed up, hit him with a crozier and chased him down the haunted staircase.

Sound familiar? Anyway, welcome aboard!

Welcome aboard

Hi MonkeyMan, thanks for your welcome and picture...lol

Hi Fable, thanks for your comments.

lol Elf thanks.

Hi SaRuMaN

Welcom to planet UM Portal

Will see you in the E.T floors on this forum!

ps. There are lots of strange folk here?

Only kidding! See ya pal.....

Strange Folks / kidding, no way.

Welcome to UM UFOPortal.

Hi dunderhead, thanks for your welcome.

Hi Tia, thank you to.