Full Version: weirdest nicknames
Im just wondering what are the weirdest nicknamez you have ever had..... or the koolest nicknames........ or just yr normal nickname.... then write down the story behind the nickname if there is one...
wellllllllllllllll....my nick is distortedpandy (duh)...and I got that nick b/c I used to go by Pandora in chats and forums since about oh..I'd say '96...and everyone called me Pandy...so anyway I opened my own site and I needed a nick...so I used Pandy and I tried to find the best word to describe myself which would be distorted....hence distortedpandy 
I dunno if that made sense...if not....too bad
I dunno if that made sense...if not....too bad
QUOTE(distortedpandy @ Apr 18 2005, 04:27 PM)
wellllllllllllllll....my nick is distortedpandy (duh)...and I got that nick b/c I used to go by Pandora in chats and forums since about oh..I'd say '96...and everyone called me Pandy...so anyway I opened my own site and I needed a nick...so I used Pandy and I tried to find the best word to describe myself which would be distorted....hence distortedpandy
I dunno if that made sense...if not....too bad
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i like it
ive got MonkeyMan form monkeymanz89, and i got monkeymanz89 form being "influenced" and having an itchy pit.
My fraternity brothers call me "Boots" because I wear boots all the time, even when we're playing football or basketball or whatever. It's like a cat name. I need a little so I can name him "Socks" or some such stupid thing.
I'm not sure how long this thread will last, but Walken is a very intresting name, until you realise he's an actor (Christopher Walken)
Well, in real life my name is Loretta. One friend calls me "Loreeta" because of an old boss who always misspelled my name on the work schedule (Lorreta). I've also been called Retta and Retta-roo.
Long ago some co-workers had a running gag about my name, though. It went sort of like this. "If she had an evil twin, it'd be Eviletta." "If she was cooking, she'd be Kitchenetta." "If she went fishing, she'd be Salmonetta." And on, and on, and on . . .
Long ago some co-workers had a running gag about my name, though. It went sort of like this. "If she had an evil twin, it'd be Eviletta." "If she was cooking, she'd be Kitchenetta." "If she went fishing, she'd be Salmonetta." And on, and on, and on . . .
My name is Patrick, and people just call me Patches. My nickname is Gollum cause that is what most people sya i remind them of.
My name is Bonnie but my friends and family call me Bon or Bon-Bon. I have a sister-in-law named Bonnie so I go by Bon to distinguish us apart. My husband calls me Teapot because I let off steam. I came up with henpeck69 because I love chickens and 69 because I was born in 1969.
my brother calls me Thames (like the river in Egypt) or Darius
my real name is Tom so it went Tom-Tim-Jim-James-Thames
and then we were walking through a book store, and he and his fiancee told me to go walk around, so i walked around for a few seconds, and ended up walking back towards them. His fiancee said "There he is!" but my brother thought she said "Darius"...
not so good... but whatever
my real name is Tom so it went Tom-Tim-Jim-James-Thames
and then we were walking through a book store, and he and his fiancee told me to go walk around, so i walked around for a few seconds, and ended up walking back towards them. His fiancee said "There he is!" but my brother thought she said "Darius"...
not so good... but whatever
A girl calls me "Kitty" at school. Thats about it
My nickname during my first years of high school was "homeless" I had the most amazing outfits, I was told, but I never wore them. So I always wore the same Caronas jacket
Hey, JF, word to the wise. The Thames is in England. The Nile is in Egypt.
I know, they both start with E, so what's the diff?
Edit: Oh yeah, and I believe it's pronounced "tims" (hard t) rhymes with "jims" not "thames" rhymes with "james".
I know, they both start with E, so what's the diff?
Edit: Oh yeah, and I believe it's pronounced "tims" (hard t) rhymes with "jims" not "thames" rhymes with "james".
Well, back in high school I was called "Rhino" as I had a tendency to take people out of football games with one charge..That's not really a normal nick-name.. 
Well, I don't have a very interesting nickname, but some of my friends do.
One friends nic is "spanky"-won't go there
Another friends nic was Butf__k-he is perhaps not the brightest bulb in the pack-if u know what i mean
Yet anothers nic is "Captin America"-yea-really. He has a 6 foot long US flaf over his couch. He believes in baseball (really all sports) apple pie and cheverla-honestly.
The closest to an interesting nic is my name I use on boards-Mrmonsoon-yea I have heard all the jokes that go with it too.... It is actually created from the brand of my computer speakers Monsoon.
One friends nic is "spanky"-won't go there
Another friends nic was Butf__k-he is perhaps not the brightest bulb in the pack-if u know what i mean
Yet anothers nic is "Captin America"-yea-really. He has a 6 foot long US flaf over his couch. He believes in baseball (really all sports) apple pie and cheverla-honestly.
The closest to an interesting nic is my name I use on boards-Mrmonsoon-yea I have heard all the jokes that go with it too.... It is actually created from the brand of my computer speakers Monsoon.
I got mine from Bill and Ted. "I am the duke of ted"
My nicknames Noodles...so DUKEOFNOODLENESS
But I've got other nicknames.......
"Yepa" - Which means Snow Woman..in Native American Navajo. I was born in December that's where the name came from.
"Kid" - that's an old old nickname that I used to have because I was a bit wild when I was around 13.
"QueenofHead" - er....ignore that one...just something my ex gav....nevermind.
"Trudles" - a few friends at collage called me Trudy/trudles for a while because of chitty chitty bang bang.....Truely scrumptious....trudy scrumptious....scrumtious trudy.....trudy/trudles.
My nicknames Noodles...so DUKEOFNOODLENESS
But I've got other nicknames.......
"Yepa" - Which means Snow Woman..in Native American Navajo. I was born in December that's where the name came from.
"Kid" - that's an old old nickname that I used to have because I was a bit wild when I was around 13.
"QueenofHead" - er....ignore that one...just something my ex gav....nevermind.
"Trudles" - a few friends at collage called me Trudy/trudles for a while because of chitty chitty bang bang.....Truely scrumptious....trudy scrumptious....scrumtious trudy.....trudy/trudles.
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rhymes with "jims"
It actually is TEMS phonetically - rhymes with hems.
Dr. Bob is mine from working in the medical industry (and the Muppets were on then too)
wierdest one i know (of someone i know) is "otapituskarmeany"
My nickname many years ago, when I was in a social group as such, was "Escargot".
It twas not because of my speed, looks or taste..... I swear
It twas not because of my speed, looks or taste..... I swear
My nickname at school is the misprounced version of my last name which many teachers seem to still get wrong even though its only four letters long!
My nickname in high school was the Joker. I was going through my goth period of white makeup and horrid lipstick. I look back and shudder. But anyway, everyone thought I looked like jack nicholson from Batman, because of the makeup and my big smile. I was then called morticia due to my choice in careers in college. I am a mortician. That has been a nick that has stuck the longest.
QUOTE(Dr. Bob)
It actually is TEMS phonetically - rhymes with hems.
Thanks, Dr. Bob!
QUOTE(Elfstone810 @ Apr 19 2005, 09:09 AM)
QUOTE(Dr. Bob)
It actually is TEMS phonetically - rhymes with hems.
Thanks, Dr. Bob!
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my surname is pyatt,
my nickname at school was pontius
go figure
i have about 10 different nicknames.... puppy......vanilla......milkyway...
...candycane(long story)...etc.......but the most used one is nessa .... see my name is vanessa so every one just callz me nessa.
...candycane(long story)...etc.......but the most used one is nessa .... see my name is vanessa so every one just callz me nessa.
My nickname from when I was 13 until I graduated high school was 'Gerty'. Basically when I was in grade 7 or 8, this new girl came in and she was extremely outgoing, went up to everyone to talk to them. I was extremely shy back then, basically the exact opposite. She came up to me and as a joke I told her my name was Gertrude. She laughed and said she'd call me Gerty for short, and it just stuck.
That was the only nickname I've ever had, and I actually really liked it.
That was the only nickname I've ever had, and I actually really liked it.
The Hoods number 1 draft pick.
Thats^ a weird nick name I heard!
Thats^ a weird nick name I heard!
hrm...nicknames...
Well, I used to get called "toilet". If you know my real name then you'll know why.
Uh..."Fairy God Flusher" is an old nickname I use to have...don't ask where it came from.
Other then those, I really don't have a nickname.
Well, I used to get called "toilet". If you know my real name then you'll know why.
Uh..."Fairy God Flusher" is an old nickname I use to have...don't ask where it came from.
Other then those, I really don't have a nickname.
Hechtal Probe.
(For the uninformed, hechtal rhymes with rectal).
(For the uninformed, hechtal rhymes with rectal).
My usual nickname is Stew, or Stewey (as in my username).
I used to be called Shaggy in high school, because I looked like Shaggy from Scooby Doo (more so when I was able to grow my goatee).
In grade 4, I was called Snoopy... simply because the other kids didn't know what sort of nickname to give me...
Personally, I'd rather be nicknamed "Sexy".
I used to be called Shaggy in high school, because I looked like Shaggy from Scooby Doo (more so when I was able to grow my goatee).
In grade 4, I was called Snoopy... simply because the other kids didn't know what sort of nickname to give me...
Personally, I'd rather be nicknamed "Sexy".
my nicknames:ro- this a shorter version of my name (rowena)
pheenix- my 'evil' alter ego
pyro- i'm a pyromaniac
pyro pheenix- a mix of the last 2 (obviously)
Each person in my family has a nickname for me, but here are a couple
that sound pretty weird. And to be honest, I don't know the story behind
each nic - I'm afraid to ask
Well, here is the first WEIRD nic (I'll spell it the way it sounds)
"wool latch chee"
The second WEIRD nic (again, spelled the way it sounds)
"mah naasis"
But my favorite nic is "Patches", because my real name is "Patty". Of all
the nicknames I've been given, the worst I hate being called is "Patricia"
- BECAUSE THAT ISN'T MY REAL NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that sound pretty weird. And to be honest, I don't know the story behind
each nic - I'm afraid to ask
Well, here is the first WEIRD nic (I'll spell it the way it sounds)
"wool latch chee"
The second WEIRD nic (again, spelled the way it sounds)
"mah naasis"
But my favorite nic is "Patches", because my real name is "Patty". Of all
the nicknames I've been given, the worst I hate being called is "Patricia"
- BECAUSE THAT ISN'T MY REAL NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would have to say there are a couple of names that I have been called over the years.Ever play slap boxing? Thats where I got the nickname slpahappypappy. And my other is yona, form a cool cherokee guy. no one calls me wally though
double post sorry
First my name was Mr.X because when I make a short film I introduce it with this cool graphic That says a Mr.X Film, I don't use it no more because a million other sci-fi geeks also use it. But when I used it for this site they said I could not because another member has it (MR X) notice the difference. Anyway I choose SuperPancake because maybe everybody will be nice to me, because pancakes are sweet and plus mine are super so it will give people a super sugar rush. I wanted "Super Shaft" but on another web forum I used it on I got laughed at.
Well my nickname in school was "DONGA" then made short to "Dong" after Paul Hogans police detective who was violent and had a computerized Beer Belly Well some of the lads still call it me 
Then my mates at work call me " BIFF" it stands for Big,Idol,Fat,Fu#ker The name stuck good job i have a top sense of humor Then my mum calls me "Strangeways" as in the prison as she say's you look like you have just come out off strangeways from a 15 year stretch for gbh as she say's You have a shaved head ,goaty beard,tattoos and wight train 56 inch chest and so on you look like a thug 
(Thanks mum )
Then my mates at work call me " BIFF" it stands for Big,Idol,Fat,Fu#ker The name stuck good job i have a top sense of humor Then my mum calls me "Strangeways" as in the prison as she say's you look like you have just come out off strangeways from a 15 year stretch for gbh as she say's You have a shaved head ,goaty beard,tattoos and wight train 56 inch chest and so on you look like a thug (Thanks mum )
QUOTE(mr dollarhyde @ Apr 19 2005, 12:22 PM)
Well my nickname in school was "DONGA" then made short to "Dong" after Paul Hogans police detective who was violent and had a computerized Beer Belly Well some of the lads still call it me Then my mates at work call me " BIFF" it stands for Big,Idol,Fat,Fu#ker The name stuck good job i have a top sense of humor Then my mum calls me "Strangeways" as in the prison as she say's you look like you have just come out off strangeways from a 15 year stretch for gbh as she say's You have a shaved head ,goaty beard,tattoos and wight train 56 inch chest and so on you look like a thug (Thanks mum )
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Then my mates at work call me " BIFF" it stands for Big,Idol,Fat,Fu#ker The name stuck good job i have a top sense of humor Then my mum calls me "Strangeways" as in the prison as she say's you look like you have just come out off strangeways from a 15 year stretch for gbh as she say's You have a shaved head ,goaty beard,tattoos and wight train 56 inch chest and so on you look like a thug (Thanks mum ) [right][snapback]578887[/snapback][/right]
With a 56 inch chest, if you didn't have a beard and shaved head, and you were a lady, you'd be the sexiest lady I know.
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QUOTE(mr dollarhyde @ Apr 19 2005, 12:22 PM)
Well my nickname in school was "DONGA" then made short to "Dong" after Paul Hogans police detective who was violent and had a computerized Beer Belly Well some of the lads still call it me Then my mates at work call me " BIFF" it stands for Big,Idol,Fat,Fu#ker The name stuck good job i have a top sense of humor Then my mum calls me "Strangeways" as in the prison as she say's you look like you have just come out off strangeways from a 15 year stretch for gbh as she say's You have a shaved head ,goaty beard,tattoos and wight train 56 inch chest and so on you look like a thug (Thanks mum )
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Then my mates at work call me " BIFF" it stands for Big,Idol,Fat,Fu#ker The name stuck good job i have a top sense of humor Then my mum calls me "Strangeways" as in the prison as she say's you look like you have just come out off strangeways from a 15 year stretch for gbh as she say's You have a shaved head ,goaty beard,tattoos and wight train 56 inch chest and so on you look like a thug (Thanks mum ) [right][snapback]578887[/snapback][/right]
With a 56 inch chest, if you didn't have a beard and shaved head, and you were a lady, you'd be the sexiest lady I know.
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Down Boy .....
Well my name is Kieran and some new kid came to r skool and couldn't remember my name so hes like kman kerman kman QUINCY, and then some how the word Quincy came and thats my nick name o and how do u put pics on e mail me back plz thanks
o and how do u put pics on e mail me back plz thanks
QUOTE(nativechick1989 @ Apr 19 2005, 10:08 AM)
Of all
the nicknames I've been given, the worst I hate being called is "Patricia"
- BECAUSE THAT ISN'T MY REAL NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Poor Patty! You're not alone. One of my older brothers is named Jerry, because his middle name is Dean and Mom didn't want him to get called Geraldine at school. It did no good. Every time he's ever had to sign up for anything (when he registered at college, when he joined the marines) he's had to fight with them because they want to list him as Gerald.
Anyway, he's still lucky. He was my Mom's sixth kid (I know, big family!) and before him there'd been a boy, a girl, a boy, a girl, and a boy. Well, Mom was expecting him to be a girl and the only name she had chosen was Carol Ann. He was Carol Ann until he was a couple of weeks old!
During year 10 and 11 my school chumbs called me Stool.
I lurk the net under many different names:
MadManfred (from the Anne Rice novel Blackwood Farm...Manfred Blackwood was an eccentric old nutjob who rowed into the Missisippi swamps one night never to be seen again)
I also go by: Mesran (other forums), Setheus (Project Entropia), Cytorrak (chat room), SympathyfortheDevil (chat room), Zippy (MechWarrior: Merc), Lubricated Lenny (Jedi Knight), Doofy (Jedi Knight: JA), Gobbles (Jedi Knight: JA), StupidNoob (StarWars: BF) and SMASH (MechWarrior: Veng)
Eheh.
I lurk the net under many different names:
MadManfred (from the Anne Rice novel Blackwood Farm...Manfred Blackwood was an eccentric old nutjob who rowed into the Missisippi swamps one night never to be seen again)
I also go by: Mesran (other forums), Setheus (Project Entropia), Cytorrak (chat room), SympathyfortheDevil (chat room), Zippy (MechWarrior: Merc), Lubricated Lenny (Jedi Knight), Doofy (Jedi Knight: JA), Gobbles (Jedi Knight: JA), StupidNoob (StarWars: BF) and SMASH (MechWarrior: Veng)
Eheh.
Jeepers! I could never remember all those names! If I ever meet you out in the net you'll have to tell me who you are. I'll be elfstone810. That's pretty much the only netname I use. It's because my initials are LSR. (You kind of have to be a diehard LOTR fan to get it, though.)
I'll be elfstone810. That's pretty much the only netname I use. It's because my initials are LSR. (You kind of have to be a diehard LOTR fan to get it, though.)
I used to play some online games and had to think of a nickname to use, i live in the Netherlands and i used to go to a town called Stroobos which was a very nice town with lotsa trees and water, and besides that Stroobos sounds amazing, just try to say it 5 times in a row as quick as you can, it's a riot.
Anyway i'm now Stroobos <- and god bless me! ->
Anyway i'm now Stroobos <- and god bless me!
->
English people always call me Rach. My English family do anyway. As a child, my parents used to call me Buttons. I don't know why.
The funniest one I have heard is my sisters. We all used to call her Wee It. She hated it, but she answered to it like a trained dog.
The funniest one I have heard is my sisters. We all used to call her Wee It. She hated it, but she answered to it like a trained dog.
Like a trained dog.... wow... I wish my sister would answer like that
Squirrel Sauce, i don't know how and i don't know why but there it is. It was created by my best friend and my boyfriend. At least it's not as bad as "retarded puppy" thats a friend of mines nick name.
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Like a trained dog.... wow... I wish my sister would answer like that
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That is the only thing she does like a trained dog. Sorry, past tense. Did like a trained dog.
She is 11 years old, and going on 17...or so she thinks...
hrmm a funny nickname would have to be
Hugh Jass
or
Stu Pidwore
Hugh Jass
or
Stu Pidwore
i gave my friend the nickname of 'Parrot' coz i say something and if it is quotable, she'll quote it 
people call me a mong gothic twat loser fat cow or ho
that hurts
that hurts
here's my 3 fav:
The shadow-a friend of mine called me that cos at night i walk behind people instead of by their side (if u think a little u'll understand why)
Stalker- pretty obvious
Vampire- some friends of mine called me that cos i'm really pale, i dont like sunlight (i prefer to go out at night) and because i broke one of my front tooth and if i smile or show my theet from a certain distance, that tooth looks like a fang.
The shadow-a friend of mine called me that cos at night i walk behind people instead of by their side (if u think a little u'll understand why)
Stalker- pretty obvious
Vampire- some friends of mine called me that cos i'm really pale, i dont like sunlight (i prefer to go out at night) and because i broke one of my front tooth and if i smile or show my theet from a certain distance, that tooth looks like a fang.
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