Full Version: FACTS YOU NEED TO KNOW
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time...
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover,
on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this
law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one
exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
"in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did the govt. pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)
Lol, funny, and somewhat disturbing stuff dude
haha funny..
You're right, who does pay for that research? 
QUOTE(Walken @ May 12 2005, 08:15 PM)
You're right, who does pay for that research?
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I am pretty well travelled and I like to do my own research taking in local customs etc.. LOL...
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
LOL
dork! 
QUOTE(XSAS @ May 12 2005, 01:07 PM)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)
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(Do you think they have bad breath?)
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I'm not so sure about this one... I believe I heard/read somewhere that some primates have sex for plessure as well...
interesting... 
Some truly amazing facts about sex
Did you know that when you get married sex is like waiting for a bus,you can wait for days and days for one and ziltch,then all of a sudden she wants it 7 times a day
That is a true scotish sex fact i usually try and jump off without paying
Did you know that when you get married sex is like waiting for a bus,you can wait for days and days for one and ziltch,then all of a sudden she wants it 7 times a day
That is a true scotish sex fact
i usually try and jump off without paying
I believe that it is only humans and chimps that will face each other during sex. I still have a hard time believing the dolphin one though.
lol, "sex when you are married is like ordering a Civil War chess set through the mail,you get one peice every few weeks"-Bill Engvall
poor Indonesian's
poor Indonesian's
QUOTE(XSAS @ May 12 2005, 07:07 PM)
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)
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(Do you think they have bad breath?)
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I'll let you know next time I kiss one?...
thats a good laugh
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time...
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time...
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)
I want that job!
HA HA!!! Thats pretty funny 
QUOTE(TwilightDemon @ May 12 2005, 10:03 PM)
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time...
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time...
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)
I want that job!
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I will have to file your CV and application, as they are coming (no pun meant) in thick and fast (oops slip of the tongue again)
Very funny.
Could you imagine being able to breathe with your butt? What would happen if you sneezed? 
FUNNY STUFF! And some are actually weird and scary....
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
I’ve been studying in Liverpool for 3 years now and have still yet to verify this.
There is in fact an aquarium down the road from here! No wonder the windows are always boarded up. Seriously though this can’t be true, can it?
For more dumb laws, check out dumblaws.com
^^^yeah that for sure has to be the best job of them all.
Lol
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores.
AHHHH! NOT TRUE
There used to be a Burger Bar about 3 miles or so from where i currently live called "Woody's"
Guess what the Gimmic was.Very popular place on a fri and Sat night.
(AHEM ......or so i was told...having never been there.Honest!)
Cashier wasn't a bad job but scr*w working the grill and Fryer
tropical fish stores.
AHHHH! NOT TRUE
There used to be a Burger Bar about 3 miles or so from where i currently live called "Woody's"
Guess what the Gimmic was.Very popular place on a fri and Sat night.
(AHEM ......or so i was told...having never been there.Honest!)
Cashier wasn't a bad job but scr*w working the grill and Fryer
QUOTE(XSAS @ May 12 2005, 02:07 PM)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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If I had lived there, I'd probably stay a virgin my whole life.
Anyone know why she has to watch?
Anyway, great, funny facts!
QUOTE(XSAS @ May 12 2005, 07:07 PM)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover,
on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
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I would move there if my hubby ever cheats on me 
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover,
on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
LoL i like that one
QUOTE(XSAS @ May 12 2005, 09:07 AM)
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Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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I would! Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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I bang my head at school from time to time, but not to burn calories... I just do it because it makes the other people quiet.
QUOTE(Arsenik @ May 13 2005, 01:57 PM)
Could you imagine being able to breathe with your butt? What would happen if you sneezed?
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"Flatulence"
Well I do know a few people who talk through their butts sometimes. Bad cases of verbal diarrhoea they have. 
Poor turtles. You just hope they never develop lung cancer (Owwww!!)
Poor turtles. You just hope they never develop lung cancer (Owwww!!)
QUOTE(Elvis @ May 14 2005, 12:15 AM)
Well I do know a few people who talk through their butts sometimes. Bad cases of verbal diarrhoea they have.
Poor turtles. You just hope they never develop lung cancer (Owwww!!)
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Poor turtles. You just hope they never develop lung cancer (Owwww!!)
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Elvis I know many also that talk thourgh their butt?
I guess a constipated turtle could choke to death
QUOTE(XSAS @ May 13 2005, 07:07 AM)
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time...
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover,
on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this
law?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one
exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
"in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did the govt. pay for this research??)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
And, the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)
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animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time...
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover,
on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the
act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this
law?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one
exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
"in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(Did the govt. pay for this research??)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
And, the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)
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Lol I gota keep this list.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover,
on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
I'm from HK thats so not true
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover,
on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
I'm from HK thats so not true
Very hilarious, I wonder though if any of these are actually true.
QUOTE(zsas)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
And we wouldn't have it any other way!!!
P.S. I come from Liverpool.
"Hi, look at my breasts and buy a fish!"
fish and breasts are so far on the opposite sides of the spectrum that it boggles the mind why they would go together 
on the other hand boobs and beer go together
in america its very rare to find one but there are topless restaurants,but you will only find them in very rural area's
fish and breasts are so far on the opposite sides of the spectrum that it boggles the mind why they would go together on the other hand boobs and beer go togetherin america its very rare to find one but there are topless restaurants,but you will only find them in very rural area's
QUOTE(DukeofNoodleness @ May 16 2005, 01:23 AM)
QUOTE(zsas)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
And we wouldn't have it any other way!!!
P.S. I come from Liverpool.
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Where abouts do you work? lol
QUOTE(DukeofNoodleness @ May 15 2005, 07:23 PM)
QUOTE(zsas)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
And we wouldn't have it any other way!!!
P.S. I come from Liverpool.
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"Excuse me miss, but can I see your lungfish?"
"Excuse me miss, do you have many groupers?"
Oh god. Stop me before I pun again.
[quote=TwilightDemon,May 12 2005, 05:03 PM]
[quote]Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)quote]
I want that job!
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OMG ... I am going to cry ROFL!!!!
[quote]Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)quote]
I want that job!
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OMG ... I am going to cry ROFL!!!!
you know. i was just thinking about a carreer change.
so what to do, travelling salesman in guam, or tropical fish store owner
in liverpool? hmmmmmm................
so what to do, travelling salesman in guam, or tropical fish store owner
in liverpool? hmmmmmm................
id take the job in guam
they can't have sex with pigs in lebanon!why?the pigs will squeal on them everytime!
Holy cow, the laws that some countries have. And people are always dogging on the americans????!!! OKAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
But anyhow, nice laugh there.
But anyhow, nice laugh there.
That's it! I'm moving to Guam.
Some more cool facts for everyone...
A pigs organasm can last for 30 minutes
Lions can mate up to 50 times away
A pigs organasm can last for 30 minutes
Lions can mate up to 50 times away
tsk tsk tks.
thats gross, nasty and funny at the same time, men lets never go to indonesia 
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