This thread may seem inappropriate and meaningless, and may very well be deleted by the mods. But, nonetheless, I offer this small ohmage to the fine chickies who have graced the halls of this forum with their presence in the past.

This is to the sensually playful Halo Jones, the ever sexually enticing Neen, the hot blondie with an intelligent mind Nancy, and the oh-so unforgettable and mysterious vampire chickie Celti. to you all.

Where have you gone
My sweet sensuous ladies
Why have you condemned me
To this abysmal Hades?

Did you in fact
Find my posts so inane
Were my attempts
At flirting that lame?

Did you think of me
Being lowly and crass
You know for your attention
I would've kissed your.....um.....hand.

I so miss you Halo
With your sardonic wit
No matter the poster
You wouldn't take any....er...shinola

And oh sexy Neen
With such sugary walls
I'd never stop you
From playing with my.....uh.....ice cubes

Then to my sweet Nancy
With whom once I danced
Were you surprised
When you were suddenly......oh......confronted by my point of view?

And last but not least
To my dearest Celti
I ask you vampire chickie
Please bite me, bite me!!!

Seriously, bite me! I want to be a vamp too!!!!!

Many will not know
But a few will understand
It's because of these women
That UM was(and is) the best site in the land

To clarify, I never met any of these fine ladies in person. But, oh how I wish I had.

I propose a toast to these fine ladies. Cheers!!!

Come on, guys! I'm sure some of you agree.

And if any of the beautiful ladies I've referred to still visit this fine forum, then by all means, please drop in and say hi!






Disclaimer: This thread is not meant to disregard, disrespect, or in anyway belittle any of the corrent (or past) female members of UM. I'm simply an old geezer who misses these members and has way too much time on his hands.

Nice Effort Dude.

Oh lord..

Aw well....thought I'd give it a shot.

Personally, I think all the ladies here are shining examples of womanhood, so I'd rather raise a glass to ALL the ladies here.

Here's to the Ladies of UM- may the Three Fates smile upon them with Love and Happiness!

hehe.. thats sweet. And cute. Made me laugh.

Thank you theSource

that was very sweet. It's nice to see you posting.

aww lovely

Gah, I hate being new.
I haven't quite fit into this "community."

Ausauria, don't worry- you'll get there. We all were newbies at one time or another.

I can only agree with the above sentiment. (Plus if i single anyone out i'll only get in trouble.)

Are you sure? Because I'd love to jump straight to 14,000 posts. On forums your post count is like a badge of respect.

Well, here, intellegence, humour, a good attitude, and an open mind are what gets you respect.

I however had to rely soley on my good looks.

And Stewey those good looks have seen you through somedifficult, lonely ...I'm not sure I'm going anywhere with that......



Ausaria, your doing just fine at fitting in

If you check his profile you will see that, theSource has been a member for quite some time. There are many who do not post much but we think of them often. Stewey's right it's intelligence and humor we appreciate most, not post count. That's why we still let Stewey post.

Aye, I agree - a toast for them all!

And Im kept around here to mop up the floors,not for my intelligence and humor or my post count.


A toast for all women who post or have posted here.

Mopping the floors? I think that's my job (particularly after a heavy night in the flirting thread ...) ... that squashed banana gets everywhere ...

Awwww Source

Just a little note to say
I'm sorry that I'v been away
I too miss that gang of girlies
We had you guys by the short and curlies!
But alas those times are gone
A new generation of UMs have been born
Life goes on and how times fly
Oh yes I'd just like to say HI!


Hey MM thankyou

..........ohhhhhh, kisses and huggies hun.



Tell that other VAMPIRE CHICKIE to stop by sometime for a 'quick' bite.

aww, thanks.
but like ausaria, i feel like i havent quite fit in yet.

When I first came here, I didn't fit in all that well either (just Falco Rex, MagikMan, etc). It took a little while to find my niche here, and to feel comfortable.

It'll come.

Is it my intellegence, or humour? I'm sure I'm lacking one of them.

Gee whiz!!!! I feel as though I haven't been here in like, uh.... LIke almost a year... Isn't it so funny how you can go away from here, and things are almost as they were the day of ones last post... I just miss so many of you all....


Hmm, maybe I should post more, I have missed the taste of UM blood...


Love to all my sweeties, male and female... I have missed ya..



Reese

You've found your niche now Stewey ...cleaning the floor of cat and banana remains

(it's a long story)

Let us toast and toast again the fine ladies who have at one point graced UM and enlivened us, with their beauty, intellignce and humour.

I love Tiddlyjen!

^ does he mean me!?

a big toast to Alice for being such a cool chick (even though she is mopping floors!!!!??) and all the other fellow chickeans in UM
I love you too hunny btw xxx

*Runs in a gives Reese and Halo a huge hug and never lets them leave UM ever again*

Missed ya both loads...please come and post more.

Thanks Jen...a huge hug for you too sweetie...Im in a huggy mood today...

Gosh darn it.....



HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY HALO


Reece

reese, where have you been????

I looked for you everywhere.

I'm still waiting...

! Halo

! Reese

Yay!! Where the heck have you been?

Well, hello DOT, I have been here, there, and everywhere. Doing GOD knows what..


Oh Halo, Kizzy, Michelle, and the rest of my little girly girls.. I sure have missed you all.. Maybe we can finally put the spark back in this place.. You know, it never seems to be quite right when we aren't all together busting up the trolls with our sassy posts... Oh, the days.. Good times, good times..

Kissy kissy...


Reese

Reese, you've got some splainin to do....

Ahhhh..... Such B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L ladies! *doing my best Baron Munchausen impersination*

I feel I must offer my apologies. I realize now that I was quite negligent in my original post.

My intention for this thread was not to disregard anyone (Lords, no!), but rather, to celebrate the thought provoking insight, profound intelligence, and disarming sensuality of each and every female member of this forum - past, present, and yet to come.

Please understand, ladies, I am but a humble man prone to mistakes.

Still, I'm happy it's become a reunion of sorts.

Ah sweet Kismet, thank you. Please let me remain on your good side (though the feel of your wrath may be devastating, it is the loss of your friendship I fear the most).

In response to Halo:

New generations have taken hold
And our times of jest are now times of old
But everything new grows out of the past
And upon our foundations shall they last

I welcome the sprouts of all new seeds
And fear not where the future leads
You've blessed me by calling me your friend
So let us rejoice that which shall never end

And my dearest apologies to you, reese!!!

Godz! How in the world could I have forgotten to mention you in my first post????

I deserve to be tied up in chains and whipped by you mercilessly. (DROOOOLLL!!!)

*You've no idea how hard it was for me to decide to leave that last sentence in this post. I am fully aware of how capable you are of caring out this scenario in a public forum by use of your unmerciful logic and razor-edged sarcasm. Nonetheless, I apologize. *

Cheers to all the magnificent, intelligent, and inspiring women, both new and experienced of this forum!

Now, if you'll excuse me...




Aw man, I think I used up a years worth of flowery language I'm capable of in this single post. Now I need a good....













....flirt!

I think theSOURCE just wants a full-frontal forum hug from you other ladies.

It has not been the same without you guys...are you back for good sweetie?




I've got the whip hun...better bend over...

Actually, Ausaria, I'll take a full-frontal forum hug from any of the ladies on the forum. Care to indulge me.....?




Um.... Sorry, but I have to decline. I somehow feel you'd enjoy it way more than I would.

Reese!!
Trust you to pop in momentarily the day I'm not here..
I agree with Michelle..Some of us spent a lot of time wondering why you up and disappeared..Good to see you back though!