Elizabeth the Second of Turkey or something, but thats not the point.
The point is I got up for work today at 4:50am, got ready and left at 5:20am.
Because I work so very far away from home I reached my lovely job at 8:20am all the time wondering why hardly anyone was on the train with me.
I approached my building and discovered no one was there.
So, I sat down on a bench next to some escaped mental patients...or they might have been teenagers, I forget, and told them of my dilemma.
The fat one suggested I not look a gift horse in the mouth and go home while the c***-eyed one asked me if I knew it was a public holiday. I don't think I've ever cursed so much in under 20 seconds.
I'm sleeping in tomorrow.
Stupid Queen.