Thought for the Day:

Some people are like slinkies
Not really good for anything

But they still bring a smile to your
face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

We all have the right to free speech.
We also have the right to remain silent.

Some people would be better off if they engaged in the latter, more often than in the former.

Drive it like you stole it.

you can't spell manslaughter without laughter

I heard that joke, but adapted to chavs;

What do a chav and slinky have in common?

They are both useless and fun to watch fall down a flight of stairs.

Just be happy that I'm not a twin.

women are TERRIBLE drivers............

Its easier to beat the drums of evil than it is to play the pipes of peace.

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!

Irish

When peeing off a cliff, pay special attention to the direction of strong winds

when fornicating with a sheep , take it to a cliff...............


They push back.

We live in a society exquisitely dependant on science and technology, with little or no knowledge about science or technology.

you just had to lower the tone baldwin......................

What the heck is a oompah loompa is it a midget or a space alien...... I wonder??????/

have u never seen willy wonka and the chocolate factory?

sorry misred your post.


I beleive they were heavily painted midgets, although i could be mistaken.

perhaps your assumption is correct

Hug somebody that needs you.

do u need me ?

Sure. I will hug you.

*real tight embrace*

That make you feel better. It did me.

what did u ? not guilty lol.


im sorry, ya know im a disgrace and yes it did make me feel all warm an fuzzy inside , oof

don't pee on the electric fence

Oh goodness. From a hug. I would be hugging everyone then. But stir clear of the relatives. I ain't into that.

How about eat some chocalate. This is a good thought too.

dont eat yellow snow

enjoy a roasted marshmellow. One that you do over the stove. HE HE HE. I have done this one.

when your dad asks you "do i look stupid?" don't answer him

When the going gets tough, the tough gets going.

Failing to plan is planning to fail

Don't put 2 gallons of gas in a grill to seep down by your feet, then light it...

When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping...retail therapy

honestly , it was diesel i used..............................sh**

IT'S FRIIIIIDAAAAAAAY!

Eat fiber.

Learn to drive!

"Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurty, gurty, hurdy gurdy, its sa a a" Its so catchy!

Are you saying you want to hurt girty?

Its a catchy song by Donovan that is stuck in my head.Called: Hurdy Gurdy man.

Oic, thanks.

Don't worry Girty, I'm here to watch your back!

...If your brother was your father you'd be your own uncle.