Scenario: Your an explorer and you find and ancent cave with and alter at the back with writing on it. It reads "The one who reads the chant below will gain total control over the world." In front of you is the power to rule everything to have everyone in the world under your control, the key to make and unmake as you see fit stands in front of you, to create everything in your image.

Would you read the chant and rule everything under heaven? If you do choose to read the chant, how would you rule earth? What would you change?... or will you just forget you ever saw the alter and block the entrains off from all humanity?

What would you do?

Um... That would be nice... But that would be like dictatorship (?).

Already been done: FIRST THREAD

I would build my own Empire... muwahahahahahah

I would rule with peace and love, No hunger or pain.. Everyone would be the same and all people would find peace from with in..Total power suck's if you do not use it for the good of man kind.

I would instantly fix my database for the SCF then fix my pounding headache...

(still working on it folks)

I would use my supreme power to create a world where trained servants would fix Dan's database for him while he drank beer..
Also we'd work nudie bars into there somehow..Lot's of em'...

I would redesign everything. Japan would make cars . . .nothing else. Switzerland would make clocks . . . .nothing else. Italy would make shoes . . . .nothing else. Each nation would have one product to produce and the rest of the world would depend on them for that product. It would be a world of mutual dependence where everyone traded with everyone and if you decided to attack Iraq, for example, whoops . . . .none of the rest of the world would have refrigerators. By the way, the United States would be the bookkeepers for the rest of the nations of the world.

I'd bomb the living hell out of countries I don't like. Since this is still my word, squards of assassins to go around and purify my world to my liking. The world would be ruled with an iron fist... and for the crimes I most dearly hate... the punishments would be most horrible and disgusting that no one would ever think of doing such a deed.

People with the "gift" of stupidity would be rounded up, snipped (to ensure the gene pool) and be slave labor.

Since, I'm still in this world... everybody would learn to speak english. O, yes they would...

There wouldn't be any real bums around... cause bums would equal "stupid" to me and therefore do not deserve my pity. They would be put in fights like in the Roman days. Ahh, yes... fights to the death... then we shall see how lazy they really are in life.

Damn Kratos, had a rough day, huh?

But will there be nudity?

Yes, there will be nudity. Lots of it... good money in it to, just to keep the business going.



Heh, no pretty relaxed day actually. Just I have a lot of views in all aspects of this world.

I would cancel school for me and my friends.

First of all I'd hold a lottery for every single person on the planet. There's be a 99.9% chance of winning. And the prize would be a one way ticket on a specaehip heading for the other soide of the galaxy.

Once I'd gotten rid of them, the remaining 0.1% (who by odd coincidence would all be extremely intelligent, highly attractive, young women) would set about making the world a nice, peaceful, Garden of Eden again.

Oh, and in acordance with the Eden theme I would have to ban clothes

Honestly, I don't know if I could bring myself to read the inscription - unless I read it by accident

I know it's kinda cliche, but power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. No matter how "good" and "fair" i try to be, I don't know if I could do it - would I fall short. Start to be a selfish bastard of a dictator.

I'll leave the world ruling to the Big Guy who knows how it should be done (and no, I'm not talking about George W. Bush )

Regards, PA

everyone would work on on of two jobs.
beer maker, or shwarma farmer.
that's it.
and you'd only have to work 4 hrs a week on the job, and the rest of the time would be spent on making documentaries.
and each year , i would have awards for best documentary and the winner would get hi choice of his own beer factory, or shwarma farm.
utopia is that simple with me in charge.

I will wear a cape and scepter. And instead of Mr. President or Your Majesty, my formal title will be "My Liege." I will lower taxes, yet keep revenue pouring in by selling advertising space on my cape and all state vehicles. You just know Budweiser will be all over that jive.

Other than that, I haven't really thought about it.

Well, I would follow the guidance the Bloodhound Gang have given un to us.

I would get...

I would tear down all the buildings, and create huge cities of stone, like ancient Rome, except I would have electricity, modern plumbing, and electronics. Cars too, but only for inter-city or internation travels with solar power. I would have everyone work until the age of 58 and everyone have an equal shares of property and food.

Get rid of WMDs. That's about it.

No way.

I would have my minions set out and find the finest males...then I would make them wrestle in front of me and my girls (kinda like in my blog )

I wont go into anymore detail

Sounds a little like communism actually.

I like the way Pandy thinks... I think I'll go for that too ...

I shall rule the world with a rubber coated Iron fist. All who oppose me shall be smited with my five pronged pointy stick, and I shall impal their livers on hotdog spears.
My castle shall have pollished bone floors. The walls will be lined with glass coffins with the remains of everyone that I forced to watch Barney sing-alongs.
The road that lead to my front door shall be line with impaled heads...of Cabbage!

<Insert evil laugh>

In my world, we would learn to respect nature and not be arrogant enough to believe that because we have the technology, we can trample over her willy nilly.


I would also make 'willy nilly' the official slogan of the state, to be chanted in every school and workplace every morning.

I woudn't mind making myself man united's manager. I'd show sir Alex how to manage a world class team.