QUOTE(s0m3onE @ Jul 20 2007, 04:19 AM)

i have seen a few people do telekinesis but i just cant seem to do it myself
if there is anything i need to know about it please let me know
Well heres the trick. Stand knee deep in tomato paste, put a live squid in our mouth(i cannot emphasize LIVE enough, if it's dead some terrible cosmic things may happen). Spin around till you're dizzy, lift one foot up and say these words aloud, starting slow and picking up speed. "Owa-Tanna-Siem".
Now if you do it correctly you should be able to move things with your mind. Be sure to use it responsibly, last thing we need is people with extraordinary powers walking around causing mischief. You may experience a rash in some areas, and if you get a tingly feeling in your fingers or your temples that's normal and should subside in a few days. If you feel that your power is dwindling seek medical attention, but now from a hospital we know how stupid doctors are right, go to an alleyway holistic healer he should help you out. If after doing this you let your power leave your body you may cause some terrible astronomical catastrophes and that won't be good for anyone.
So good luck!!