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s0m3onE
i have seen a few people do telekinesis but i just cant seem to do it myself
if there is anything i need to know about it please let me know
enigmo
QUOTE(s0m3onE @ Jul 20 2007, 04:19 AM) *
i have seen a few people do telekinesis but i just cant seem to do it myself
if there is anything i need to know about it please let me know


Only humans with different brain functions can use psycho! It's like our brains are blocked, but some people brains are unlocked... I hope you get my idea! original.gif
The Skeptic Eric Raven
You can't be taught since it doesn't exist. Find a more productive use of your time.
FootBeef
QUOTE(s0m3onE @ Jul 20 2007, 04:19 AM) *
i have seen a few people do telekinesis but i just cant seem to do it myself
if there is anything i need to know about it please let me know



Well heres the trick. Stand knee deep in tomato paste, put a live squid in our mouth(i cannot emphasize LIVE enough, if it's dead some terrible cosmic things may happen). Spin around till you're dizzy, lift one foot up and say these words aloud, starting slow and picking up speed. "Owa-Tanna-Siem".

Now if you do it correctly you should be able to move things with your mind. Be sure to use it responsibly, last thing we need is people with extraordinary powers walking around causing mischief. You may experience a rash in some areas, and if you get a tingly feeling in your fingers or your temples that's normal and should subside in a few days. If you feel that your power is dwindling seek medical attention, but now from a hospital we know how stupid doctors are right, go to an alleyway holistic healer he should help you out. If after doing this you let your power leave your body you may cause some terrible astronomical catastrophes and that won't be good for anyone.

So good luck!!
pinOi32
QUOTE(FootBeef @ Jul 21 2007, 05:43 PM) *
Well heres the trick. Stand knee deep in tomato paste, put a live squid in our mouth(i cannot emphasize LIVE enough, if it's dead some terrible cosmic things may happen). Spin around till you're dizzy, lift one foot up and say these words aloud, starting slow and picking up speed. "Owa-Tanna-Siem".

Now if you do it correctly you should be able to move things with your mind. Be sure to use it responsibly, last thing we need is people with extraordinary powers walking around causing mischief. You may experience a rash in some areas, and if you get a tingly feeling in your fingers or your temples that's normal and should subside in a few days. If you feel that your power is dwindling seek medical attention, but now from a hospital we know how stupid doctors are right, go to an alleyway holistic healer he should help you out. If after doing this you let your power leave your body you may cause some terrible astronomical catastrophes and that won't be good for anyone.

So good luck!!


great advice!!!!!!1 IT WORKS!111
Jouster
I recommend that you try the internet. there are good sites but most consist of about the same thing. its hard to learn.
Lotus Flower
You know, if I could consciously do telekinesis, there is no way I would teach others how to do it - mainly because they may use it for ungracious purposes!

Therefore, if there is anyone that could do it, I would guess that they have the right to that "knowledge" and as such, would worry about the same thing as I have stated above, therefore I do not think you will find a telekinesis tutor on the net.

Listen, if you can't do it naturally, it might be a good idea to focus your energy in other areas until the time is yours wink2.gif
Magikman
Wrong section, wrong question. Please do not start topics asking for someone to teach you how to perform or acquire metaphysical abilities; threads consisting of nothing but "how do I learn xyzkinesis???" or anything similar will be closed.
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