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Nestor
A giant octopus or squid
MyYoungBlood
Human faced piglet puts 2 things in my mind:
1.Looks zombified.
2.Reminds me of Mr.Garrison from South Park in that episode where they tried to mate a pig and an elephant.|-P
And I WOULD NOT to meet any cryptid.Unless it's in a cage,with the exception of Jersey Devil,Mothman and the like.JD because,he is said to be the son of The Devil and Mothman and the like because seeing them will screw u up!
SoulFire
QUOTE(shantiel @ Sep 15 2007, 02:41 AM) *
no, not really, or yet anywayswhy is a big pig scary? hahahahaa dogman? :huh:hmmm. what is it?


i didn't say the pig was scary. i said it made me very uncomfortable. did you look at the pic??? it has a damn human face for god's sake no.gif
cryptofan12
i would hate to meet bigfoot or the mothman.
capoeiranger
I wouldn't want to meet a Sea Monster. I can't swim.
Wolfox
Wouldn't like to meet the Dogman! Jeez, I saw this video of a camera man getting attacked by a huge bear/dog/feline like animal! DAMN! This thing was a really fast beast too!
I'l post the link to the video soon (Watch whole thing)

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Hoshii
Megaladon hands down. Wouldn't want to see it. Even if I think it's the coolest thing ever lol.

My second one would be the Jersey Devil. I'd be REALLY, REALLY scared, but now I know what it looks like grin2.gif!
Wolfox
Jersey Devil has practically bored me. Picture this in your head:
A beast as tall as a man, with the head of a collie, wings of a bat, ears like a kangaroo, cloven hooves, and arms of a monkey. Yeah, weirdest thing I've ever thought...
And the tail of a dragon...
Piney
QUOTE(Wolfox @ Oct 3 2007, 10:38 PM) *
Jersey Devil has practically bored me. Picture this in your head:
A beast as tall as a man, with the head of a collie, wings of a bat, ears like a kangaroo, cloven hooves, and arms of a monkey. Yeah, weirdest thing I've ever thought...
And the tail of a dragon...



Living in the Pine Barrens, I'm sick of hearing about him. But he is the one I want to sit down with a boxed bag of "Chaddsford" wine with. It could get interesting......................


Lapiche
Wolfox
Yeah...
The jersey devil, I think it is a hoax.
brad873
i dont want to meet MJ, and creature that can use plastic to change its looks scares my pants brown. lol
Wolfox
Wouldn't wanna meet a wendigo either...
:PsYKoTiC:BeHAvIoR:
I'm gonna say Spring Heeled Jack. Any cryptid that wears pants and boots means they must be able to outsmart you! LOL!
Piney
QUOTE(Wolfox @ Oct 5 2007, 10:18 PM) *
Yeah...
The jersey devil, I think it is a hoax.


It was a hoax perpetrated by Ben Franklin himself. He wanted to piss off Daniel Leeds.


Lapiche
lazymagician
QUOTE(Wolfox @ Aug 3 2007, 10:31 PM) *
Chupacabra can go headbutt a bullet. What would be REALLY ****ing scary is seeing Megaladon right in your face...

you're totally right dude!!! megaladons are my favourite''animal'' but i sure as hell wouldnt like to meet one
EyeKandi15
I would hate to meet a wendigo or the goatman.
Wolfox
I'd like to make a city inside a Megaladon's mouth. I can imagine it...
Indrid Cold
A Jackalope, because I hear they go for the groin. haha
capoeiranger
The Popobawa.
Read this article and you'll know why.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popobawa
WraithGod
Ugh, anything humanoid... they freak me out. I hate apes/baboons etc., even. Bonobos are like... you scare me. Gorillas, don't even go there.

Yeah...

Megalodon would be so freaking awesome, but I'm assuming that if great whites hunt seals, Megs hunt whales and I'd need to be in a big-a*** boat.
grotto07
QUOTE (Kasaitora @ Sep 11 2007, 01:36 PM) *
The one for me would be the Jersey Devil if I ever run into it. Or a giant squid.

These two are the exact ones i was thinking also....although Giant Squids actually exist...ive always been a bit leery of them ever since i read Beast by Peter Benchly(sp) (the author of jaws) it was by far his best book. I highly recommend it.
Juan2k7nyc
probably El Chupacabra..........it is said to hypnotize its prey and that would be extremely frightening to not be able to defend yourself while the creature sucks all the blood in your body..........
UnHappyPrincess
IF I SAW THE mad gasser I THINK I WOULD SH1T MYSELF blink.gif
HE SCARES ME TO DEATH
LUCKLY HE WAS ONLY REPEORTED IN THE 40'S IN ILLINOIS
I IMAGINE HE'S DEAD BY NOW
THANK JESUS thumbsup.gif
UnHappyPrincess
here's a link if u dont know about the mad gasser

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mad_Gasser_of_Mattoon

OMG he's creepy
~Cheese~
I wouldn't wanna see Spring Heel Jack or the Popobawa.
Cryptosarereal
QUOTE (Wolfox @ Aug 3 2007, 07:15 PM) *
Hello, members of Unexplained Mysteries. I was wondering about some stuff and I decided to start my own thread.
In anyway possible, what Cryptid would you hate to come face-to-face? As for me, Bigfoot and the other hairy bipedal hominids. I'm just doing this for the main reason of boredom. `Cause I'm bored. Yeah. Bored. So, post your opinion.

Yes, that was a very short entry post.

I would not like to see Chupbracabra, or mothman, I am petrified of them.
Chickens
I would have screamed If I saw a live 60 foot shark popping out of no where in the ocean. I would be more terrified by Megalodon, Mothman...eh.. A half terrified
Wolfox
I'd wouldn't like to see a werewolf either.
I like werewolves, but they aren't real...sadly sad.gif
FootBeef
I would have to say Sasquatch.

Seriously I can't think of anything scarier than going camping and in the middle of the night hear those howls. Or coming face to face with it the night and seeing some huge figure peaking out from behind a tree. I WOULD PEE MY UNDEROOS!!
isis-999
I can't think of one i wouldn't like to meet myself,..To think finally you'd know if it was real or not!!!
FootBeef
QUOTE (isis-999 @ Dec 15 2007, 04:32 PM) *
I can't think of one i wouldn't like to meet myself,..To think finally you'd know if it was real or not!!!



Yeah I guess that moment of revelation would be nice...


until it killed you in an unspeakably horrible way.
Wolfox
Hairy bipedal hominids, as I said in my first post, freak me out. Since when does Bigfoot howl though?
FootBeef
QUOTE (Wolfox @ Dec 15 2007, 06:18 PM) *
Hairy bipedal hominids, as I said in my first post, freak me out. Since when does Bigfoot howl though?


As long as I can remember. There are some recordings from the late 70s and on. Pretty dern creepy.

http://www.bfro.net/avevid/SierraSounds/911.asp
OzarkHowler
very creepy......I also remember hearing people talking about Teddy Roosevelt hearing and seeing Sasquatch in the Sierras, he heard howls and moans
wierd_stuff
spring heeled jack or aliens bcause they can inject anal probes and make ur butt hurt tongue.gif
OptimisticSkeptic
I'd hate to run into El Chupapollo. Or David Hasselhoff. Man, that guy scares me.

Or Dick Cheney during a quail hunt.
AllP0werToSlaves
The Flatwoods Monster!!!
Nik Xues
i say a rakshasa
they're basically the hindu "predator"
they eat anything
wear intestines as a necklace
kill you then impersonate you to kill your family.

man these are sedistic.
draconic chronicler
Most cryptids are "fads" that come and go. Most mentioned here were invented in the past 100 years, and one is simply an extinct shark.

Funny how no one has mentioned the oldest and most universally feared cryptid of all, believed in by virtually every human culture from the dawn of civilization, and long before, when we were only cavemen. Much of the oriental world still believe in them, and a billion Christians and nearly billion moslems worship a god that was originally acknowledged as one, one whom the most famous book in the world describes its fiery breath, smoking nostrils, enormous wings, its likeness as an idol, and that it demanded, and was fed the first born child of everyone who worshipped it.

It is a creature believed so intelligent that human cultures seperated by continents all believe they brought them laws, agriculter, the discovery of metal and the domestication of animals.

And they are still the most prevalent of all cryptids, reported all over the world, and by far more witnesses than any other.

But now most people are embarrassed to even say the name in association with a real creature, because they are such a part of the human psyche and our legends, and even popular culture that our minds attempt to dimiss them as a mere fantasy. We have invented so many stories of humans overcoming them, in compensation for our terror, than many think them only a nonsense. So when we continue to see them, instead, we now call them lake monsters, sea serpents, dinosaurs, pterosaurs, and thunderbirds.

The most feared cryptid of mankind is the same one today as it was 6000 years ago. It is our wrathful gods and feared devils. It is really perhaps a large intelligent flying reptile that has honed psychic and other abilities to make it so "wise to our ancestors" and so illusive, abilities that man is predicted to have if we too were sentient beings for over 100 million years as they may have been, to survived the KT even when their dumber cousins all perished.

Perhaps the hundreds of thousands of humans who vanish without a trace are still its prey of choice. And the reason they supposedly taught us agriculture and technologies, as our ancestors say, was simply to increase their "herds".

I refer to "dragons", of course.

FootBeef
QUOTE (draconic chronicler @ Dec 18 2007, 12:24 PM) *
Most cryptids are "fads" that come and go. Most mentioned here were invented in the past 100 years, and one is simply an extinct shark.

Funny how no one has mentioned the oldest and most universally feared cryptid of all, believed in by virtually every human culture from the dawn of civilization, and long before, when we were only cavemen. Much of the oriental world still believe in them, and a billion Christians and nearly billion moslems worship a god that was originally acknowledged as one, one whom the most famous book in the world describes its fiery breath, smoking nostrils, enormous wings, its likeness as an idol, and that it demanded, and was fed the first born child of everyone who worshipped it.

It is a creature believed so intelligent that human cultures seperated by continents all believe they brought them laws, agriculter, the discovery of metal and the domestication of animals.

And they are still the most prevalent of all cryptids, reported all over the world, and by far more witnesses than any other.

But now most people are embarrassed to even say the name in association with a real creature, because they are such a part of the human psyche and our legends, and even popular culture that our minds attempt to dimiss them as a mere fantasy. We have invented so many stories of humans overcoming them, in compensation for our terror, than many think them only a nonsense. So when we continue to see them, instead, we now call them lake monsters, sea serpents, dinosaurs, pterosaurs, and thunderbirds.

The most feared cryptid of mankind is the same one today as it was 6000 years ago. It is our wrathful gods and feared devils. It is really perhaps a large intelligent flying reptile that has honed psychic and other abilities to make it so "wise to our ancestors" and so illusive, abilities that man is predicted to have if we too were sentient beings for over 100 million years as they may have been, to survived the KT even when their dumber cousins all perished.

Perhaps the hundreds of thousands of humans who vanish without a trace are still its prey of choice. And the reason they supposedly taught us agriculture and technologies, as our ancestors say, was simply to increase their "herds".

I refer to "dragons", of course.


huh.gif weeoww
~Cheese~
QUOTE (Nik Xues @ Dec 17 2007, 02:21 PM) *
i say a rakshasa
they're basically the hindu "predator"
they eat anything
wear intestines as a necklace
kill you then impersonate you to kill your family.

man these are sedistic.


Eww very disturbing!!! I wouldn't want to encounter that creature either..
Nik Xues
then again if you say uncle they get confused but still who would want to test it in the field.
Shrouded Wildman
The Krampus/Black Peter. He's not realy a cryptid, more of a folklore figure of old Germanic tales.

Back when Santa Claus was still the thin, wizened, sevre-looking, anything-but-jolly man named St. Nicholas, he had a companion named Black Peter, otherwise known as the Krampus. Now, this creature looked hardly anything like a man, he was covered in shaggy, pitch-black, matted fur. He had long horns upon his head, and his mouth was constantly agape, from witch a long, sinuous tongue would hang. In his hand he would carry a switch, with witch he would whip the naughty children, and upon his back he carried a woven basket, into which he would put the naughtiest of children, and steal them away.

And as St. Nicholas would be handing out the presents on christmas eve, The Krampus would go about his work, that is why Christmas Eve was otherwise reffered to as Krampusnacht, or Night of The Krampus.

So essentially, in America, if children have been bad, our jolly Red man would just put a lump of coal in your stocking, in Germany (At least in the past, I don't know the belief in modern Germany) A black-fured Demon would come in the night and whip you or kidnap you.

Here's a Picture: http://www.istrianet.org/istria/customs/im...rampus1-300.jpg
Chickens
QUOTE (Wolfox @ Aug 3 2007, 12:54 PM) *
I'd have to say Mothman too. But I'm not sure if Mothman is evil. He doesn't really sound evil.



Mothman came to warn people of the falling bridge..That isn't very evil..


The One I would HATE HATE HATE to meet are Them Black Eyed People



Edit: I Noticed the Black Eyed People aren't Crptids, soooo......Hmm...Bigfoot probably xD
Shrouded Wildman
Black Eyed People?
Wolfox
Now I shall officially revive this thread! Live, thread, LIVE!!!!

Hmmmmmm...I don't think I would want to see a Black Dog. Their known as bad omens, I've heard.
snuffypuffer
This "Black Shuck" character is so scary it doesn't even have a definition! ohmy.gif

Never mind, I did a Google search and found the Wiki link. I guess it killed some people in a church back in 1577. That was pretty uncool, wasn't it?

I'd hate to meet the Dover Demon. It just looks so, squishy, and you just know it's going to want to shake hands.
Wolfox
I think I'd fall down in a faint if I saw Nessie. But I'm not fully sure if she's dangerous.
Arez362
I'd personally hate to see the damn Mothman, Jersey Devil or Bigfoot.

I think out of all cryptids, those suckers scare me the most....

Of course, I don't think Bigfoot would be able to stand up to my 12 Guage or .30-06 lever action rifle if he decided to attack.... Mothman of Jersey Devil either, but I think they'd be alot harder to hit since they fly and probably move hell of alot faster....
Gampersnaz
Black Eyed People all the way
but as for cryptids hmmmm The Krampus/Black Peter cuz hearing bout that gave me a odd feeling creepy cool stuff
or Bigfoot I guess
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