more stuff you can only find on ebay!!!!!! 1.dog nail clippers [http://cgi.ebay.com/Dog-Clipper-for-any-size-dogs-tail-nails_W0QQitemZ230156487236QQihZ013QQcategoryZ46304QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZ
iewItem] 2. "magical" nail polish [http://cgi.ebay.com/MAGICAL-Copper-Cauldron-Nail-Polish-by-Sally-Hansen_W0QQitemZ280138189122QQihZ018QQcategoryZ11873QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmd
ViewItem] 3. hawaiian starbucks gift card [http://cgi.ebay.com/Hawaiian-Hula-Starbucks-Gift-Card-Mint-Holder-Rare_W0QQitemZ150146124753QQihZ005QQcategoryZ31411QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZV
ewItem] 4. ummm???? i guess a fan [http://cgi.ebay.com/Auto-Car-Boat-Fan-Cooler-Air-Freshener-A-MUST-ON-SUMMER_W0QQitemZ270150769581QQihZ017QQcategoryZ294QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZV
ewItem].

there will be more to come when i find better stupidity. either you can comment, or post something random you found on ebay.

Dog nail clippers?
"Magical" nail polish?
A Hawaiian Starbucks gift card??




I haven't found anything myself, but this is funny!

Those right there are reasons that a lot of people find Ebay a joke.

I've not looked at the link, so excuse me if I'm talking out of my ass, but dog nail clippers are sort of common, and with some breeds of dog and in some situations, very important.

I bought my van & Stihl saw on ebay. Both bargains.

They had Brittney Spears's gum on ebay once for ****'s sake...

When my older brother was a kid (decades ago) he was sad. So my grandmother 'caught' his smile in a jar and told him all he had to do was open the jar and he could smile again. It was forgotten about and labeled.

Think I could get anything for my brother's smile?

well, why can't you just go out and get dog nail clippers. instead of over paying for it and waiting weeks for it 2 come in?

ha! if you sold your brothers smile on ebay, you would be a billionaire knowing ebay...

Yuk, gross!

And what about Paris Hiltons empty coke can,used make up and an empty envelope she got a letter in while in prison? I forget how much they sold for,but it was way too much! The things some people will spend money on boggles my mind!

Here is a cane made from a bull penis. I found a cane made from an elephant penis or something one time and every now and then I do a "penis cane" search. This is what popped up today. Search this every now and then and you will get different animals.

http://cgi.ebay.com/BULL-Penis-WALKING-Sti...1QQcmdZViewItem

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Item Number: 140140902728
Sorry, link is bad.

I wonder what they do with them.......LOL something not pretty I'm sure. Something involving a LOT of lube.

Anyway, paris would be the last celeb whose crap I'd buy. Probably get herpes just from touching it.

Some guy, not to long ago, was selling his childhood...He had his book with all his memories, and a few rustic old toys..He felt that if anyone didn't have a happy childhood they could have his...Or he felt that he needed a few extra bucks...

Wierd things i saw were a snow ball,a bottle of Peruvian air,and a dog wig i was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now they are just daft. For a start the snowball would melt in the envelope when it got sent to the buyer, the peruvian air would escape and the dog wig would... would... mmm
I suppose some bright spark could use it as a chest wig

LMAO. the bull penis can and the childhood memory book cracked me up! thanks 4 that, the image is 4ever stuck in my head...

hahaa, this isn't as uncommon as you might think... although this might be the first I've heard of one as a cane. You can buy bull penis for your dog to gnaw on, they're called "Bully Sticks"

I've never been able to bring myself to buy 'em.. but my friends Great Danes love 'em. haha

Bully sticks are called pizels here in the UK. My greyhounds love them.....Hubby can't sit in the same room when they've got one though.....he he he

I once saw the Devil's uhhh... testicles on there.

But the best part was...

They were marbles. LoL

You can find the strangest things on ebay. I heard that someone was selling a dead fly. XD

And someone was selling himself on there.

I heard about this one time. I can't recall.

You can.

A few years ago, there was a guy selling a radio telescope on Ebay. Apparently it came with some property he purchased from the goverment. Now, this situation isn't really funny in itself, but the conditions of the sale, are kind of stupid. The purchaser (bid winner) must remove said telescope from the property within thirty days of purchase. Now, this particular radio telescope consisted of a two hundred ton dish, a one hundred foot tall steel tower, concrete foundation, generator station, ect. How the hell is anyone supposed to move that thing in thirty days? I don't know what the final bid price was, but moving that within the time allowed must have been impossible, or maybe, very, very expensive.

Good Journey.

Kyle Rajasthan.

The strangest one that I can remember was actually hilarious. It was a guy selling a poptart with the devil's face on it. Anyway, he had this video re-enacting how he discovered the devilish poptart. It was crazy.

actually, one of the all time FUNNY e-bay ads was the one where the guy was selling his ex-wife's wedding dress. We're taking a very manly man... he modeled the dress for the pictures. His e-bay ad was HILARIOUS, and he instantly got national attention for it, including a spot on the Today Show.

Here's the text and photos from the Ad:

http://www.nomarriage.com/ebay_wedding_dress.html

What about that grilled cheese sammich that was on there for like $4000?

someone sold their forehead for a certain amount of time for advertisement reasons. it seems that someone paid a lot of money for it.

If they can get money for selling "Ghost in a Jar"...you can get money for a brother's smile.

I thought so too hahahaha.

Actually one time I did see where they were selling a haunted light bulb....It said if you look close, there was a black figure in the middle of a surrounding white haze....and when you shake it, you could hear it's chains rattle! hahahaha

lmao these are 2 good. my sister told me about this one where this guy was selling his beard shavings. and yes, it was sold for $4o.

my friend said that someone tried to sell an air guitar and their mom on ebay

Lol did they sell?

i remember last year, someone sold a potato chip shaped like a vagina for either $150 or $250. I can't believe someone spent that much money for a Flucking potato chip!

.... .... huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh? "tried to sell" well i hope they didn't, but did they?

well my friend's brother told me about them so i don't know if they actually sold or not but he also said that the guitar was selling for $0.0000001 and the mom was actually being rented out for only a day or something........

A friend of mine sold a box of air for £2.50 or something. I think it's possible to buy air guitar cases on there- not sure...

Check this one out:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Puppy-Fart-in-a-Jar_W0...QQcmdZ*ViewItem

EDIT: Dumb links not working for some reason. Anyways, if ya still wanna see what it was search "Puppy Fart In A Jar" on EBay.

........................................ has the world gone mad?

best couple of things i found on ebay were; human skull, used toilet paper.

oh no, thats not you really dancing is it?

wow , gotta party going with all thet don't ya

I havent read everything here so excuse if it's been posted, but I heard a dude sold his toast that looked like Jesus for some ungodly amount of money....

I wonder what I can do with PBnJ?

NICE!! Gold in a bag of Lays hahahahaha!!!!

well did anyone buy him? hahahahaa

I don't know, Shantiel. I really don't know. >>

Plus I wasn't paying much attention to the thing.

hahaha tha hawiian card, hope you don't have to travel

that's just gross...who's uglt mind thinks of that?