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Mr-X
1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/2 litre ofurine.

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contactwith 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -while you slept!

5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbatedand failed to wash their hands.

6.Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated andfailed to wash their hands.

7.In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirtylinen basket.

8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold

sore from one of the guests.

9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.

10. Sharing a bag of crisps with a friend gives you a 10% chance ofingesting a small amount of their faeces.


       YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Halo_Jones
EEEEEEEEYUUUUUOOOOOOOOOO I really didn't want to know that!!!!!!! :s01
Dakoda
Well, luckily I don't know how to swim and don't go to public pools, but it looks like I'll be giving up touching door handles, fast food, sleeping, shaking hands, going to weddings (never been at one anyway), breathing, and eating crisps.  :s4
Homer
That is pretty disgusting all right. Personally I don't agree with, or believe in, any of those 10 things. Just my opinion.
Mr-X
Homer i dont want to believe it either :s6
thefirstman
Why did i even think about opening this page?!?!Thee was a perfectly good warning on the title,but still,i had to defy it.Damn me!!!!!
Astrocreep
I am disturbed, deeply disturbed
Ruthie
Lol! I don't believe in this! How did they figure out all of this?
Nope, don't buy it.. tongue.gif
Nxt2Hvn
I'm with Homer... I too am in denial!!!!

Eeeeewwwwwww GROSS!!!!! wacko.gif blink.gif
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