August 7
Amsterdam - A giant, smiling Lego man was fished out of the sea in the Dutch resort of Zandvoort on Tuesday.

Workers at a drinks stall rescued the 2.5-metre (8-foot) tall model with a yellow head and blue torso.

"We saw something bobbing about in the sea and we decided to take it out of the water," said a stall worker. "It was a life-sized Lego toy."

A woman nearby added: "I saw the Lego toy floating towards the beach from the direction of England."

The toy was later placed in front of the drinks stall.
go

Because obviously it was thirsty having come from the sea and all.

An escapee from Legoland, presumably liberated by the floods...

Does anyone else thing an 8 foot tall legoman would be quite terrifying?

Yes.

Unless it was Cap'n Jack Sparrow.

Then it'd be mine.

But hey, I'd have kept it and then held it for ransom. If they didn't send me the money, I'd send the lego man back to them in pieces, one by one.

I,m just glad the poor lego man didn,t drown! I hope he didn,t suffer too much!

lucky no sharks munched on him.

wow,that is too funny XD

Good...now if I can just remember how to activate the "terrorize the population Godzilla style" function and ....wait a tic... You didn't read anything...*vanishes in a puff of smoke*

I wonder if he qualifies for refugee status otherwise they might send him back in any case...

Man who had the time to make this

its a trojin lego man, destroy it.

you would think someone would have claimed it

Scientists in labratory
no.1 "i think it has stopped moving"
no2 "no it definatly moved a meter to the left"
no1 "why doesnt it appear to be in the ocean any more?"

when they found it
"quick captain theres a boy out there"

will the jokes ever end?
and seriously why was there a giant lego man out there?

Fascinating sight, seeing a legoman floating by

The attack has started.

Now an 8ft tall legoman, what about the size of its owner, i heard tales of giants living under the sea, i hope the giant doesn't come out the sea to retreive it

He was a victim from the TinkerToy Titanic . Rumor has it that his last words were ," You sunk my battleship" !