There has been a new discover in the animal kingdom. The paradoxator. The only problem with the animal is that according to scienctist is that if you believe in it it doesnt it exist and if you dont believe in it it does exist. Scienctist say they exist but have no proof so far. Also they is a cousin to the mermaid just discovered. It is called the vertimaid. It is divided horizontally instead of vertically like the mermaid. The only problems that they have is difficult breathing, walking, and swimming.



I didnt make this up a comedian did forgot his name though. Try telling your friends these and see what they say.

I,m Soooooooooo confused!

A horizontal mermaid?! LoL





I like that. I choose not to believe in it so that i can see it !! How's that for a paradox.

The comedian's name is Demetri Martin. He has even funnier jokes, too! Definitely check him out.