If you could get into a Punch up with anyone you know (or don't know whichever the case may be) who would it be with and what did they do to make you wanna smack em up real good?

I would say Tom Cruise, but:

A. That would be too easy.

and

B. I don't take to bullying children....well, children-sized people, anyway. I have height requirements, kinda like the rides at Disney World.

Well well, Now this is my kinda thread! he,he.

Okay, Kain from WWE, he's such a meanie. Him with that crusty big googlie eye and his oversized box head.
There was this one episode where, he was gunna marry this one tough chick "on WWE", and she so didnt want to. I think It was a bet.
he was REALLY bad mouthin and nasty. I know Its not real, but damn Id belt him soooooo hard across his head.


John Cena rulz anyway!

Christopher Reeves.

Isn't he dead?

You'd have a punch up with a middle-aged quadriplegic who died three years ago? Well at least you're aiming high.



You wouldn't make one exception?

You wanna punch out Richard Simmons, RX?

His face is just always so happy and annoying.

You're bad!

Kevin Bacon.

Gilbert Gottfried and, his annoying voice! I would punch him.


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Just off the top of my head...

BENNY HINN ...anyone that can talk so much sh*t with a freaking hairdo like that is rife for bi*ch slapp'n

Paris Hilton.

Michael Richards nuff said

Wow, what a great idea.
Mmm, now lets see, oh yeah PATRICK KEILTY!

Ahh, thats better.


Encounter85

He's died.

Yes he is.


I second that!

Poetic Reven

And... Nap.

OH you mean celebrities?

Pete Waterman

Christine Aguilera - She was beautiful in the days of - Genie in a bottle - but now she's... a whore.

Tom Cruise - he's off his head now-a-days:lol:

b******.

Whom I'd like to punch, eh...

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Fergie, pretty much any hollywood whore.

And Tom Cruise. yeah.

Rosie O'Donnell has been bugging me lately.


Yes, all the hollywood hoe's deserve a smash... into reality maybe?

Oprah Winfrey.

Anonymous.
The b****** abuses memes and thrice accused me of liking Mudkips.

He's dead? Even better.

I can sleep with him after I'm done.

Calista Flockhart.



Well, I figure if I'm gonna go pickin' a fight with someone, it may as well be someone I can break over my knee.

Pardon my ignorance here bro, i can understand Paris Hilton, Tom Cruise even Fergie...but Lindsay(hubba hubba)Lohan?

Paris Hilton No Reason's

Dalai lama..
A couple of left hooks and he'd go down like a sack of potatoes

Chuck f****** Norris.


My goodness he annoys me.


I'd take him (down)

Rofl you sure bout that billy?

Actually he does look quite hard.
My second choice would be Stephen Hawking.
I’m sorry, I’ve still got issues with his last scientific paper and they can’t be sorting out with a reasoned debate; not anymore. I’m asking him, here on the um forum, to step outside and let’s sort out our differences man to man.


"Anytime Billy... anytime, step up..boy and I'll take you down"

Rofl! Billy Got's Gut's

She's affiliated with Paris Hilton, and thinks the sun, moon, stars and even people were made to worship and droll on every little thing that goes on in her life.

Good enough reason(s), no?

I must say i would really love to smack Rolf harris accross the chops with a spiked bat......who does he think he is..


Shot at 2007-08-18

***x off rolf

Yea, your right Arb...
I really never heard of her until recently anyway, it's probably just me thinking with my *BEEP*. Can't blame me though lol! LL

later bro

Wicked, give her one good slap from me.

I cant understand a damn word that comes out of his mouth. The last interview I saw on him on the TV, he didnt make sence what so ever.

If I had a sister I'd ask her to punch up the singer from My Chemical Romance

the most sincere form of flattery

I'm sure i could be drawn to the darkside just long enough to clothes-line Jimmy kranky.

This would be so much easier if it was a thread about who I didn't want to bust in the face.

I'll just put it this way, if I like you, you know it.

♥

Charlotte

I hope I'm on your good side

Rodney King.
Just to see if i could do a better than the cops. and you had better not have that camera rolling when im dishing out the whoop ass.

Of course!

i would love to fight a clone of myself, same strength, everything. i think it would be wild

i know it sounds weird.

i just think it would be cool to fight a perfect match, it could be an interesting fight.

If you could travel back in time, I’d travel back to 1994 and fight Kurt Cobain.



“Kurt, I’m not one of your drug induced hallucinations, my name’s Hill, Billy Hill.
I’m from the future, now, put down the gun and LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!”

I’d fight Elton John. C’mon, He’s got a face you wanna punch.




Mmmh let me think about this, right, recommended course of action would be- first, a couple of rabbit punches in quick succession into his fat belly, this should ‘candle in the wind’ him. No? Forget it, back with the action.
Anyway.. he should keel over.. now, while he’s in this position.. DDT his back with the full force of your body weight behind your elbow.
In one quick fluid motion, Elton should be floored and incapacitated.
Easy huh… but wait, let not congratulate each just yet… you’ve got to take out his back up- one, David Furnish.
Don’t let looks fool you.. he may not be hard, but he looks like the type to be tooled up, probably concealing a combat knife under his finely tailored suit.
Don’t take any unnecessary risks with any fancy moves, before he reaches for the knife, grab his hand with your left hand and pull it back and twist..
if done correctly, he should be in the perfect position for a right hook.. remember no fancy moves, you haven't got the time, go for the full force knock out blow.
Now, you can sit back and congratulate yourself on a job well done.

Jade Goody, she does my bloody head in!

me to

I’d fight Chris Benoit.. anytime, right now.. if I have to..

Id love to take on Commander Data of the USS enterprise....

Id have Mrs Scrummage engage Data in a conversation on inter-dimensional worm holes, while his processors are distracted, id crawl behind him and give Mrs Scrummage the signal..
She would then push Data backwards, thus loosing his balance over my back & smacking his robotic head on the floor, while his processor recalibrates the situation, id already be sitting on his chest holding him down, while Mrs Scrummage fires a succession of hard kicks to Mr Datas androidian groin.....

in this time, i would be firing firm hard punches to his head & smug face, while saying these words

PUNCH "we'l"...PUNCH "Make"...PUNCH "A Human"...PUNCH "Of you yet"...PUNCH "Mr Data"

^ Careful, SC will beat you with a sword-fish!

I would love to beat the crap out of Ian Thorpe.
All he is, is a washed up olympic swimmer who thinks he can save the world by doing greenie TV ad's and designing Pearl necklaces Puhlease...
Oh and I'd also like to give Kyle Sandilands a giant kick to the nether regions just to make sure he can not breed. We already have enough idiots in the world without his progeny.