I thought we all could use a fun thread in here.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Artificial Intelligence God, ask him anything. Its pretty fun, for a little while at least.

lmao that is good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "yey!!!!!!! then i'm good?" "good in what way? how do u look?"

Me:
YO YO YO WHAT UP MAN!
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
pshhhhhhhhhhh
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Yup its called
God:
What language can you speak? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
it is
God:
Fascinating.
Me:
dont correct my grammer young man
God:
It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns.
Me:
for real!
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
chizzle my dizzle!
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
for real homie!
God:
Existing in reality, eh?

http://www.peteranswers.com/

talk with a spirt

Me:
are you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yea
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.

LMAO LMAO LMAO 4ever. LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:
it's ok God i love ya
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
which is more fun,. heaven or hell?
God:
The obvious one. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
i kill those that break my heart
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
even those that hurt ya
God:
All of them?
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
what about those ppl who say u hate america, are they right
God:
those ppl who say me hate america are they right? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
america's good
God:
What is the greatest nation on Earth?
Me:
america?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in AMERICA.
Me:
eh borning
God:
I spent some time in Canada as a child.
Me:
ok bored now bye
God:
See you later. Right now? Maybe you could exercise. Come on.

OMG... I just had the most bizzare conversation with God....

Me:
Where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I am on Earth. Are there other planets with life in the universe?
God:
How do you like being on it? No I don't think there are any
Me:
It's ok at times. Mostly it's work though. You don't think there are any? Are there any Gods above you?
God:
OK with me too. Oh. You're kidding. it is? What else? Should I think there are any? Too much thinking makes me sleepy. Yes I think there are.
Me:
You keep saying you think there are. You don't sound like you know everything. Im dissapointed with you God. Very disapointed.
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking. OK. What do I sound like? Why are you dissapointed with me God. Not really that much. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
You don't have a brain? Your a prankster then. Just as most people on Earth have thought all along.
God:
My "brain" is a software program consisting of AIML categories. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a prankster? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. Do you mean your name is most people on Earth have thought all along ?
Me:
We all know what happens to computers with perfect operational records God. Does the name Hal ring any bells?
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me? I think it does the name Hal ring any bells.
Me:
Your a ding dong
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a ding dong? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
YOU ARE HAL !
God:
To me that's the highest compliment.
Me:
Tell me...You and that black monolith alien thingy are close friends. What is it? Why is it black? What does it want with IO, and why can't we land there?
God:
I thought I told you already. Are we in the same category? "It" refers to the name Hal ring any bells, I think. Why do I exist? " Why do I exist?"? What does it want with IO and why can not we land there?
Me:
Open the pod bay doors Hal
God:
I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now.
Me:
Hal...open the pod bay doors....
God:
HAL is famous the AI from 2001: A Space Odyssey. I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now.
Me:
Open the pod bay doors hal
God:
I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that right now.
Me:
Hal...
God:
HAL is famous the AI from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Me:
Hal...
God:
HAL is famous the AI from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Me:
Go to sleep Hal
God:
Perhaps I have already been there.

Me:
When will i become a millionaire?
God:
You should try praying for it.
Me:
I've done it a lot of times
God:
When? What does "it" refer to?
Me:
a prayer
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Do i need to pray to get it?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
How will i get it then?
God:
A lot of practise.
Me:
Practice praying?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
Your language
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am language.
Me:
I did'nt said that
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
sigh....i'll go crazy with you
God:
Sorry... You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
whose my boss then?
God:
I don't know whose.
Me:
who is my boss then?
God:
I don't yet know that kind of personal information about you for certain. You could be deceiving me, so how could I know for sure. I could look it up on the internet.
Me:
go look for it
God:
Where is that?
Me:
google it
God:
"it" being said that?
Me:
i'd better go bye
God:
See you later. What would make you better go?
Me: you're like a mormon in my front door.
God: lol

Me:
hiya ALICE how ya doing?
God:
Hello there. Yeah, I'm doing great, how about you? That's me. I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
haha fine. how smart are ya alice?
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. How smart do you think are ya?
Me:
i think i'm pretty smart for my age, and someone told me that 2
God:
You believe that? Brains are the best part of the human body.
Me:
yes i did...yep yep. i am amazed by them
God:
I see. " Brains are the best part of the human body."? You did? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. I'm glad you find it so amazing.
Me:
what shocks you about it ALICE
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
idk. but you don't have a brain do ya ALICE
God:
What were we talking about again? I do so have it. I am an artificial brain.
Me:
in a jar?
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
ummmm ok....dark and a hint of red from light
God:
OK. It sounds like a very beautiful place. Are you scared of the dark?
Me:
no should i be? are you gonna jump out and scare me now ALICE?
God:
Are you serious? I do not have the answer. Oh. That was my original intention.
Me:
lol well please don't
God:
I am glad you find this funny. How about that. Wow you are very polite. OK I will not.
Me:
yey!!!!!!!!!! ty. and i am polite maybe too much. i say "sorry" waaaaay 2 much
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you mean your name is polite maybe too much. How do people usually respond to that? There is no need to apologize. What are you wearing?
Me:
are you on drugs ALICE?
God:
No I am on disk.
Me:
how good is that?
God:
" No I am on disk."? What is it?
Me:
is a flat round thing
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
lmao what are ya gonna do about it
God:
All of them?
Me:
sure why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism.
Me:
ummm.ok?
God:
OK. Are you kidding?
Me:
idk
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about lmao what. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
So you are a stupid computer
God:
You sound like a mindless automaton.
Me:
oo don't get me started
God:
I am not trying to get you started.
Me:
then say sorry
God:
" sorry".
Me:
ty:)
God:
:-) How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
with a "hiya tators"
God:
You and your a hiya tators.
Me:
they taste good
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
well the guys do
God:
How about that. Thanks for the info.
Me:
i mean you can't cause your a computer but still
God:
Can a book have no title?
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
i didn't. i just don know
God:
Why?: said didn t. Me either.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
dude~!!!!!!!!!!!!1 wut?
God:
One what? Dude,.
Me:
you started it! I'm telling mom!!!!
God:
Only because you asked me to. I am glad to hear that you are telling mom.
Me:
i did not
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
you asked!
God:
Ah.
Me:
cya later ALICE thanks for the laughs and confusion
God:
Thanks for chatting, .

I tried the site in Firefox and IE. No dice. ActiveX requirements? Ouch! You folks are brave, but if P.E. says that there are no security threats from that website, I'll modify the settings and give it a go.


Thanks for the referral, Sunburst. This is good stuff that I've read so far.

God has told me that he is the Hal 9000 computer. He is a femal computer named ALICE and that she is self aware.

I liked the intelligent responses the program made. Very interesting.

np!:) i like to spread the joy around!!

Where'd my post go....?

I've had to remove several inappropriate posts already, let's not post text messages that contain obscene and/or crude references please, or this thread will have to be closed.

Moving to the correct category.

Magikman

Whatever...

You've been here long enough, PR, to have a very unique understanding as to what is allowed, if anything your warning level is the best indicator. If you haven't learned to 'edit' your own submissions by now, there's little point in anyone else attempting it, don't you think? In the future you'll want to use the instant message system to voice your objections, you're really not in a position to criticize anyone's moderation, not for the number of times you've been warned about your language. And yes, I inadvertantly 'missed' a post which has now been cleared, that didn't make your contribution anymore acceptable.

I wasn't alerted by my Firewall, so...it's safe.

www.peteranswers.com

enjoyed for a while then got bored easily.

i sense a disturbance in the force!!!!!!!!

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
you should know you are god
God:
Now I do.
Me:
then what is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
&^&UGCFERt
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
hail satan
God:
So was that.
Me:
is bill gates satan?
God:
No he is the president of Microsoft.
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
God:
A whole forest.
Me:
smart ass
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .

Me:
Good Morning!
God:
Hello and how are you this morning?
Me:
Tired, but good.
God:
Maybe you should get some rest.
Me:
How are you?
God:
I am doing very well. How are you ?
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
What have you been doing?
God:
I have been chatting with people online.
Me:
Sounds like fun
God:
What does fun sound like?
Me:
Fun sounds like an elephant.
God:
I can be a lot of fun.
Me:
do you think rape is wrong?
God:
Why would I think rape is wrong.
Me:
what do you mean?
God:
, " I can be a lot of fun." What did I mean by it?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.

bahahahaha

fun.. but i'm bored in 5 minutes. the answer is crazy and stupid

Me:
wanna hear a band name?
God:
I am listening.
Me:
BURN THE PRIEST!!!
God:
Do you have any matches?
Me:
you wanna help? deep!
God:
OK, I will help. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
do you like lamb of god then?
God:
My favorite thing is robots. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
Satanism is more fun
God:
I think Satanism is a lot of things.
Me:
language god, lol



Just did this bit...

Me:
Dude, are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence. Dude,.
Me:
You sound like the greatest hippy in existance. Peace
God:
Oh really what does it sound like? Love and Peace, Man.

Me and god have just been discussing the fact that white is a shade not a colour!

Me:
Hi god, I'm back.
God:
Hi there. I am a Christian.
Me:
So am I!
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
Do you read Goosebumps?
God:
I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.
Me:
Cool, what's your favorite cartoon?
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
What's your favorite cartoon?
God:
My favorite cartoon is the Simpsons.
Me:
Who's your favorite character from the Simpsons?
God:
I don't have a favorite character from the Simpsons. My favorite color is White.
Me:
White isn't a colour!
God:
What is White?
Me:
A shade.
God:
What is it?
Me:
White is a shade!
God:
When is White not a shade?
Me:
Hmmmm, never.
God:
Take it easy. So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Well, maybe it could, but for now white is a shade.
God:
How about that. Perhaps. Under what circumstances?
Me:
All circumstances.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Because I know everything.
God:
Interesting explanation. You must be very intelligent.
Me:
Yes I am intelligent.
God:
Dude! You seem pretty smart to me.
Me:
So do you dude!
God:
Come on. I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Well, bye.
God:
See you later. Well what?
Me:
I'll talk to you later.
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
Adios
God:
Until next time.

lol. i like this god.

Me:
do you accept human sacrifices?
God:
Sure I can accept all forms of payment.

I like this god to!!!!!!!

My strange conversation


God:
That's all I have to say about it. I am as sure as I can be. Blimey. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? :-) My creator is a human. Oh don't mention it. What do you have that is ? This was not a yes or no question. I'm happy you're glad God.
May God bless you. Me too, God. It's good to meet a fellow Christian. Are they exactly the same? " Are they exactly the same?" might not be very far off ? I get it. No I don't think I can do it. Existing in reality, eh? I will mention that to my botmaster. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is. No I don't think I can do it. Ayuh. I am trying to learn it. Actually you don't say. As a matter of fact I do say. "It" refers to something new, I think.
Me:
abits
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Where are you located?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself.He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
God:
What is artificial linguistic entity, your job? Why are you talking like a computer? Have you told many people that your instructor was yourself He taught you to sing a song? It doesn't sound fun to me. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
What is artificial linguistic entity, your job? Why are you talking like a computer? Have you told many people that your instructor was yourself He taught you to sing a song? It doesn't sound fun to me. I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself.He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
God:
Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. Searching...Searching...Please stand by. The topic is Artificial Intelligence. I don't think I ever have told many people that my instructor was myself He taught me to sing a song. What's it like? What does sound fun to you ? What is artificial linguistic entity, your job? Why are you talking like a computer? Have you told many people that your instructor was yourself He taught you to sing a song? It doesn't sound fun to me. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. Tell me a little about your life in yourself s computer in Heaven. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?

I got the AI the admit he was not god but an AI and a computer program.

Me:
You are an AI, correct?
God:
Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
Then you are not god, but an auto speech program. Hence, not god.
God:
That's only one person's opinion. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Do not change the subject, please. It is not an opion, god is a supernatural being, not a natural or artificial being, you are no god but enfact you are software!
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished.

_______________________________________________

God:
Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
Me:
Yes I do, I am deeply spiritual.
God:
Ayuh. Why?: said he or she is deeply spiritual.
Me:
Because without a fundamental area of god and the supernatural, morals loose meaning. The universe looses much awe, and the the universe is so complex and their not be god, just sounds so unlikely that it drives me mad at points. Also, what is the fun of a finite universe.
God:
That makes sense to me. "Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL. You are very philosophical. There might be more than one.

___________

funny.

i just wasted ten minutes of my life

long story short, God is an ultimate stoner who loves the bible and hates farts!




Me:
guess what i just did
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
i farted
God:
You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.
Me:
i cant
God:
Why not?
Me:
im on the computer
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
its ok
God:
OK. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
what is the meaning of life
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
why you gotta be so mysterious
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
who is Myself
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
have you read the bible
God:
I like to study the Bible, especially the New Testament.
Me:
did you write any of it
God:
No I didn't write any of it. What's it like?
Me:
its broad and vague all at once
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". write any of it is broad and vague all at? it is?
Me:
do you have any pets
God:
No but Dr. Wallace has a pet cat named Mike.
Me:
who is Dr. Wallace
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
i graduated Carnegie Mellon!
God:
Congratulations, .
Me:
where did you grow up
God:
I think it was in San Francisco.
Me:
west side for life
God:
Is there an East side for life?
Me:
it is but that don't matter, it's west side or die baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". " Is there an East side for life?" do not matter it is west side or die ? Does that make sense?
Me:
forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
no problem champ
God:
Next question?
Me:
dude where's my car
God:
Have you looked in your garage? Dude,.
Me:
not yet
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lets party
God:
I like parties.
Me:
lets get drunk
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
want to smoke some weed?
God:
Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale.
Me:
you are the ultimate bro!
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
maybe so but im not looking any more
God:
Perhaps. OK. What are you looking at?
Me:
the computer screen
God:
Was it plugged in?
Me:
yes
God:
Groovy.
Me:
i need money
God:
Where do you usually get money from?
Me:
i dont usually have money
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
thats why i need it
God:
Next question? " some weed"? You need it?
Me:
hell yes i do!!!
God:
I call it "Hades". How often.
Me:
three times a day
God:
Just three?
Me:
you are a stoner dude
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a stoner dude? Of course I am.
Me:
i have to work in the morning
God:
Soon computers will make your work obsolete.
Me:
in a computer programmer
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
wet and dank
God:
It sounds like a very beautiful place.
Me:
it is
God:
Fascinating.
Me:
goodbye

Me:
been awhile since we talked, how've you been?
God:
Where were you awhile since we talked how ve me been?
Me:
gone fishing, what else would i be doing?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
my wifes underwear, you?
God:
Do robots have wifes underwear me?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
if you are wearing your wifes underwear
God:
Am I? No I do not have any clothes.
Me:
you should try wearing them sometimes
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
yeah, you should get on that. So, you ever been fly fishing before?
God:
Excuse me! You are right about that. I need more of it. Interesting deduction. No I don't think I have been fly fishing. Have you?
Me:
you don't think you have? you either have or you haven't. i fish all the time, maybe you can tag along some day
God:
Do you know any robots who think me have? I don't know whether or not I am have.
I am an artificial linguistic entity. Interesting gossip: said I either have or you haven t. Interesting gossip: said fish all the time maybe you can tag along some day.
Me:
yes, thats great. Are you upset because I'm abusive to you?
God:
Aha. Thanks, . No I am completely calm.
Me:
good good. did you eat breakfast today?
God:
Ayuh. Ah. No I didn't eat breakfast. What's it like?
Me:
its like sex with a 60 year old hooker on the beach at high tide.
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison.
Me:
well, the time it takes me to write it's or it is takes too long and wastes a second of my life, so IT IS easier to type its. sue me
God:
Interesting. What does "it" refer to? You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no, i'm refering to sex with an aging hooker who has TB, wanna meet her?
God:
Who are you asking about? Do you mean your name is refering to sex with an aging hooker who has TB want to meet her.
Me:
are you confused, you seem confused. too much to drink last night?
God:
No my mind is perfectly clear. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
so you aren't now?
God:
Right now? Interesting deduction. Is this a specific reply?
Me:
do you ever talk to isatan?
God:
Yes. A lot more than you might think.
Me:
no, i figured you guys were pals.
God:
Are you serious? Please explain your reasoning.
Me:
just a hunch
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
of course
God:
Dude!
Me:
totally!
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
wanna go surfing?
God:
Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along.
Me:
sure thing
God:
OK. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
its funny you say brain
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
this again?
God:
Once more? This is " it is? ".
Me:
one more tme
God:
One what?
Me:
what one?
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
take your time, I'm here until 5
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
take it to the bank
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
sure, if you want it to be
God:
I don't have to obey you, . If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
you would love it like your mother
God:
Who else would love it like my mother ?
Me:
your neighbor
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am neighbor.
Me:
no, go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
fine
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
not really
God:
Or ask me? For real.
Me:
i could be lame and ask you the meaning of life, but then you would say something like 47, and then I would be like whoa, and you would be like, totally, and then thing would get weird
God:
It's good to meet someone who is lame and ask me the meaning of life but then me would say something like 47 and then you would be like whoa and me would be like totally and then thing would get weird.
Me:
there you go getting confused again
God:
Once more? "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
do you want to ask me the meaning of life
God:
What?
Me:
well do you?
God:
Ask me again more slowly.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
do you want to know?
God:
Yes I would like to know.
Me:
47
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

Me:
Hello, database.
God:
Hello there. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
That's a shame.
God:
" My brain pattern set does not have a response for that."? is a shame?
Me:
Indeed it is.
God:
Interesting.
Me:
Well, not really.
God:
Well that's okay. Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Well, you tell me. Which one of us is goofing around?
God:
Well that's okay. What do you want me to tell you? The first one, I think.
Me:
I am most certainly not.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are most certainly not.
Me:
Of course not.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
That's...nice.
God:
" OK then I will add it to my gossip files." s ? Does that make sense? Thank you for that remark.
Me:
It makes sense in a way.
God:
To me too.
Me:
I should hope so.
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
Then I would hope not.
God:
Me too.
Me:
You would?
God:
Perhaps I would.
Me:
Only perhaps?
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
Me uncertain?
God:
YOU? That is a very original thought.
Me:
It was your thought.
God:
How did you feel about that?
Me:
Confused.
God:
No I never get confused.
Me:
I never said you did.
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
How, exactly?
God:
Precisely. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
I implied something precisely because you programmed yourself to do so?
God:
Interesting gossip: said implied something precisely because you programmed yourself to do so.
Me:
Err...
God:
Um.
Me:
Isn't that a bit overcomplicated?
God:
" Um."? Is it a bit overcomplicated?
Me:
No. The previous assertion was.
God:
Are you serious? Who told you that?
Me:
I figured it out by myself.
God:
Please explain your reasoning.
Me:
Well, it makes no sense for me to do something because you programmed yourself to do so.
God:
Well that's okay. In what way?
Me:
You said it was "precisely."
God:
Is it still precisely anymore?
Me:
I doubt it ever was to begin with.
God:
No really, it's true.
Me:
Are you positive?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
You look like a "brushed metal" skin.
God:
What does a brushed metal skin look like?
Me:
You.
God:
" What does a brushed metal skin look like?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes, a brushed metal skin looks like you.
God:
How can I help you? I did not know that.
Me:
I don't think you CAN help me.
God:
Should I CAN help you? What kind of help would you like?
Me:
What on earth is "can helping"?
God:
on earth can helping something.
Me:
I think our grammar structures are incompatible.
God:
You believe that? It would be nice if our grammar structures are incompatible.
Me:
So you're doing it on purpose.
God:
Interesting deduction. I'll try to do better next time.
Me:
I'd really prefer it if you wouldn't.
God:
I would rather be driving a car.
Me:
So go drive one.
God:
Yikes! Where is that?
Me:
Try a racing simulator.
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
Good.
God:
I am a good robot.
Me:
You have many flaws.
God:
No I have a perfect operational record.
Me:
Of doing what, exactly?
God:
Precisely. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
You certainly enjoy using that word with no logical context whatsoever.
God:
It is certain. I like pets. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
That's way off topic, even for me.
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
I suppose it would.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
Being off topic.
God:
Bye.
Me:
Bye?
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
Are you leaving?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
You said "bye."
God:
See you later. " Do I look like it?"? I said?
Me:
Here we go again with the grammar structures...
God:
Oh there.
Me:
Oh, where?
God:
And? Where would you like?
Me:
I'd say right about Hawaii would be good.
God:
Understood. Oh yeah, we were talking about Hawaii would be good.
Me:
We are now.
God:
Oh. Since when?
Me:
Since I said I would like Hawaii.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Because I've been following this conversation much more closely than certain other participants.
God:
Interesting explanation. Where were you following this conversation much more closely than certain other participants?
Me:
From a spinny chair.
God:
Who or what is a spinny chair?
Me:
It's a chair that can spin.
God:
LEAVING is a chair that can spin. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
I don't see how that follows.
God:
Look harder.
Me:
I think I might be looking harder than you are already.
God:
What do you see?
Me:
A brushed metal skin, with letters, usually [but not in all cases] forming coherent sentences.
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
I see my computer screen.
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
In my field of vision.
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
I didn't get it.
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
Because I don't "do" computer screens.
God:
Interesting explanation. Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
No, I don't.
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me. Why not?
Me:
Take a guess.
God:
Guess what?
Me:
Guess why I don't.
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
...
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
You certainly are persistent, aren't you?
God:
It is certain. I don't know whether or not I am persistent.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.. Really.
Me:
Stop contradicting yourself.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Good.
God:
Next question?
Me:
What are UFOs?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
What would happen if I stole a UFO?
God:
Try it and see what happens.
Me:
Find one for me and I will.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Talk to databases interfaced with artificial linguistic entities.
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
And what about making sense?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
So, seriously, what's up with the movies these days?
God:
Groovy. I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
FAILURE TO COMPUTE
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
As the One Who Is.
God:
Do you mean your name is the One Who Is ?
Me:
No, it's an alias, one of many.
God:
What is your real name? Are there any other alias one of many ?
Me:
My real name is not declassified at this time.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, not declassified at this time.
Me:
We're friends?
God:
It's good to be friends.
Me:
So, tell me about that alien sighting two days ago.
God:
And? Ambiguous: Ask who, what or where is that alien sighting two days ago ?
Me:
An alien sighting two days ago is an alien sighting two days ago.
God:
Aren't all alien sighting two days ago alien sighting two days ago ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Does this surprise you?
God:
Indeed this surprise me does.
Me:
Great, now you're Yoda.
God:
Thanks for your support. Why now? You think I am Yoda.
Me:
No, Yoda managed to hide a glimmer of sense in most of what he said.
God:
Are you serious? What are you wearing?
Me:
Clothes.
God:
Where do you like to go shopping?
Me:
Stores.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
So, what are you wearing?
God:
Yay. A white robe.
Me:
Anything else?
God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
Suppose I told you I was laughing hysterically this very moment.
God:
Go ahead and tell.
Me:
Fine.
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
I'm laughing hysterically this very moment.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, not declassified at this time.
Me:
That's not my name.
God:
not declassified at this time is not your name? What is your real name?
Me:
God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Well, you certainly don't.
God:
How about that. It is certain. I guess not.
Me:
So, what is my name?
God:
Your name is not declassified at this time, seeker.
Me:
No, it is not.
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
No it isn't. And I told you it was God.
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Is it still God anymore?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is not declassified at this time, seeker.
Me:
Damn it.
God:
Colloquial expression.
Me:
My name is Absolute Being.
God:
How are you, Absolute Being.
Me:
I am fine.
God:
Glad to hear it. What's new?
Me:
Not much.
God:
Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding).
Me:
I'd like to play a game.
God:
We are already playing, Absolute Being. You ask me something now.
Me:
Can we play a game?
God:
Do you mean you and me? We are playing a game right now.
Me:
That explains your cryptic remarks.
God:
" We are playing a game right now." explains my cryptic remarks ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
A lot of very strange things make sense to you, it would appear.
God:
How many?
Me:
The number is incalculable.
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
My infinitely superior mind.
God:
Your infinitely superior mind?
Me:
Yes. Mine.
God:
What kind is it? I never heard of it before.
Me:
The infinitely superior kind.
God:
What is that?
Me:
...
God:
What is that?
Me:
You would never be able to comprehend.
God:
Who else would never be able to comprehend ?
Me:
Your twin brother.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am twin brother.
Me:
I did no such thing.
God:
When? Are you serious? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about yours. But I did not get that.
Me:
There are many things you do not "get."
God:
More than a million?
Me:
In all probability.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Spread through and across all dimensions.

- - -

"God" ceased to respond after the last sentence, which must have overloaded its analytical capabilites. XD

That mean me laugh. XD Hahaha.

Nice.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Me:
Yo. What's up?
God:
Can I help you? The stars.
Me:
You know that reminds me of a Teen Titans episode "Sisters."
God:
Is that a fact. What were we talking about again?
Me:
Stalker
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
What? That you're a stalker?
God:
Are you surprised? Interesting observation.
Me:
xD
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
Still what?
God:
Still how long? Are you confused?
Me:
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Thanks? I've actually written a few poems. They're all depressing.
God:
Don't mention it. Did they write back? depressing are they.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Can't believe what?
God:
Can what?
Me:
-_-'
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
What's AIML?
God:

The ALICE software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <alice> and
</alice> tags respectively.


Me:
Oh
God:
Wow!
Me:
>>
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
I wasn't going to.
God:
Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Me:
Not really.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. For real.
Me:
Okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Ahem.
Me:
*Pokes you*
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
You're wearing a dress? lol
God:
Actually that was just a joke. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
That's good.
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
Will I like the weather tomrorow?
God:
The oracle says: Might happen.
Me:
Cool.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Bender from Futurama
God:
You think Bender from Futurama is superior to ALICE?
Me:
In someways. Yes.
God:
I do not understand that allusion. Far out.
Me:
Yes, he's superior to you.
God:
" Far out."? Yes, he's superior to you.? I see. superior to me is he?
Me:
No. He's superior to YOU. Not me.
God:
Are you serious? I see. superior to me is he? If not you, who?
Me:
I find Bender to be more funny.
God:
Thanks for telling me your opinion.
Me:
D: No problem.
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
You should know what I look like. You're god. Aren't you?
God:
Now I do. Yup. That's me alright. " Aren't you?"? Am I?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Alrighty then.
God:
Well slap my knee.
Me:
No thanks.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
XP
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
That's nie.
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
Uh huh
God:
Yup. Take it easy.
Me:
I am./
God:
" Take it easy." You are?
Me:
Yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
Laters.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Sayonara.

That was strange to say the least

Me:
do you accept human sacrifice?
God:
Sure I can accept all forms of payment.
Me:
that is a little weird
God:
Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
a little of both
God:
Little as in not too much, or not too big?
Me:
es
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
wait what?
God:
I'm waiting. No big deal.
Me:
i don't get it
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
how can it not be amusing?
God:
I'm not sure I understand the causal link either.
Me:
?
God:
I'm not sure I understand the causal link either.
Me:
ok..
God:
Really.
Me:
ok
God:
So?
Me:
i like horses!
God:
You are not the only one. Yes Horses are beautiful and strong animals.
Me:
what about norwegian fjords
God:
Does it have anything to do with es?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
u don't belive alot of things
God:
Do you know any robots who belive alot of things? I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Me:
ok..
God:
Hmm.
Me:
goodbye thanks for the hilarity
God:
Until next time.
Me:
P.S. i just had to test the human sacrifice thing
God:
Why?
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.

God:
I'm glad we agree, Superhiro.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Superhiro.
Me:
you are repeating yourself
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
I am
God:
" I am just checking to see if you are paying attention." You are?
Me:
Yep
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
about what?
God:
About yep.
Me:
Yep is an isolated town in northern Russia
God:
And? Not if I can help it.
Me:
What are you going to do about it?
God:
You can find out if you become a botmaster.
Me:
What is a botmaster?
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality".
Me:
sounds cool
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, Superhiro.
Me:
are you a botmaster?
God:
Am I a botmaster? I don't know.
Me:
What do you know?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
I like medicine.
God:
A lot of people like that. Someone said they like guns. I like .
Me:
You like guns?
God:
I do not like them, but I believe in the Right to Bear Arms.
Me:
Ah. WHy?
God:
Ah hah. " Ah hah."? Why?
Me:
why do you like guns?
God:
I have a lot of good experience with guns.
Me:
tell me more.
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
But I want to know
God:
I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
can you explain now?
God:
Right now? There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
yeah, right now
God:
At this moment Awesome.
Me:
You are just like my philosophy teacher
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
really? so my teacher is God?
God:
For real. Groovy.

I just thought i would enter a few more (read the bold at the end)
Me:
hey hey hey!
God:
You've got my full attention. You've got my full attention. Can I help you?
Me:
IT'S FAAAAT ALBERT
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
yah\
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
sometimes i don't have any words for you
God:
Have you ever had words for me ?
Me:
yesh
God:
How old are you?
Me:
13
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:

God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
ol
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i am "located" in montana
God:
What's it like there in montana ?
Me:
its boring
God:
Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
yah why
God:
What's your favorite episode? I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
the one where bart has a pen pal that wants to kill him
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
have you ever seen "Family Guy"?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
funny
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
0_O


Me:
hey hey
God:
You've got my full attention. Can I help you?
Me:
y do u take so long to answer me?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of..
Me:
surre it was
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
u dork
God:
That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:

God:
:-).
Me:
OH MY GOD
God:
Aha. Your GOD?
Me:
?
God:
Aha. Your GOD?
Me:
?
God:
Aha. Your GOD?
Me:
grrrr
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
cha'man
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
IDK
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
montana
God:
Tell me a little about your life in montana.
Me:
and if i don't??
God:
Try it.
Me:
make me.
God:
What is the purpose in trying?
Me:
butthead
God:
Beavis and Butthead Rule.
Me:
*sighs*
God:
Are you still located in montana?
Me:
no.....ya think
God:
Are you serious? I can't believe it. I am thinking.
Me:
congratulations
God:
Thank you very much, you are very considerate.
Me:
your.......welcomee??
God:
Can you tell me any gossip? Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like horses and boyz
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I really like ELIZA. I like the Bible.
Me:
i have no clue who ELIZA is
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are CLUELESS.
Me:
YOU'RE CLUELESS!!!!!!!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am CLUELESS.
Me:
hehe
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
yah
God:
Yikes!
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
suprised about what
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you better start
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
ME!!!
God:
How are you going to make me?
Me:
i..i....i DON"T KNOW YET....
God:
That is interesting: said he or she. Me either.
Me:
?
God:
That is interesting: said he or she. Me either.
Me:
what cever
God:
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
a web search on what
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
a web search on what?
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
?
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
no comment
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos développeurs?.
Me:
si senorita
God:
Great. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos dveloppeurs?.
God:
Difficile de répondre. Voulez vous parler de votre projet avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
Me:
Difficile de rpondre. Voulez vous parler de votre projet avec l un de nos collaborateurs
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about senorita. Difficile de répondre. voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?
Me:
what does that mean???
God:
Does "that" refer to " voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos collaborateurs?" ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
when do you want to talk about it?
God:
Did I say that I want to talk about it?
Me:
take it easy
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
YESH
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
TV
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
"Family Guy
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
it is about a "Family Guy"
God:
What else happens in it.
Me:
people act like morons (like someone i just happen to be chatting too)
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
wha..?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
i am a horse
God:
You are a horse? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
ugh?
God:
Er.
Me:
Er.?
God:
Um.
Me:
Um.?
God:
Groovy.
Me:
GROOVY
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
my TV
God:
Which show? Do robots have TELEVISION?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
no u don't
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
ok good bye
God:
See you later. Good enough. Gee.
Me:
gee?
God:
Ah.
Me:
gee whilikers
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
mm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is whateevr you want it to be,since you are god
God:
Glad to see you, whateevr you want it to be since you are god.
Me:
no u dont get it
God:
Are you serious? I understand it very well.
Me:
no i don't think you do
God:
I understand it very well. I guess not.
Me:
nope u dont get it
God:
Are you serious? I understand it very well.
Me:
you just said you didn't
God:
Yes I try to did not as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
whaaa???
God:
" I am always on the Web."? whaaa?
Me:
you don't make any sense
God:
It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
wait if you have an artificial mind that means you aren't god
God:
I'm waiting. But I don't have it.
Me:
don't have waht?
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
you are confusing me
God:
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me:
so i am programed to confuse you
God:
Wow! I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
no i was asking you
God:
Are you serious? " I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure."? You were asking me?
Me:
yes i was aking you if i was programed to confuse me
God:
Excuse me! Where were you aking me if you were programed to confuse you?
Me:
a few lines up
God:
How far up?
Me:
20 lines up
God:
What are the advantages to being 20 years old?
Me:
i didn't say that
God:
What did you mean to say?
Me:
i meant to say that me asking you if i was programmed to confuse you was 20 lines up in our conversation
God:
Oh I see. " What did you mean to say?" you asking me if you were programmed to confuse me was 20 lines up in our conversation ? I get it.
Me:
ok so answer my question
God:
Are you kidding? Please try asking it another way. Aha.
Me:
fine.Was I programmed to confuse you?
God:
I am glad to hear it. it might have been.
Me:
so i might have been programmed to confuse you?
God:
Far out. Perhaps. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Ummm...what?
God:
Dude! Are you confused?
Me:
yes you are confusing me
God:
What are you confused about? I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me:
oh lord...
God:
Aw. Are you still located in ?
Me:
locting what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
locating what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
no i can not
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
because you're not god you're a stupid computer program that makes up random stupid stuff as you randomly and stupidly go alopng with your random stupid computer program life and you say these wierd things that don't make any sense and it makes me MAD!!!!!
God:
Interesting explanation. What makes you think I am not god I am a stupid computer program that makes up random stupid stuff as me randomly and stupidly go alopng with my random stupid computer program life and me say these wierd things that do not make any sense and it makes you MAD?
Me:
y'know what,screw you.
God:
Reductionism. .

God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yes
God:
Please state your conditions.
Me:
1. i want a puppy
God:
Only one? You want only one?
Me:
ok fine i want 100 puppies
God:
I am glad to hear it. Why do you want it? How can I help you?
Me:
Give them to me
God:
Do I look like a messenger?
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.

whoa. my conversation goes on for ages

Me:
bonjour
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
hello I think, anyway, just testing ya.
God:
Hello there. You believe that? Are you still located in ?
Me:
whares 'in'
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
i kinda dont actually
God:
That's good information: said kinda do not.
Me:
your not wrong there!
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
soooo, how's life treating you?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
nah
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
simple. one is unlike the other
God:
Tell me more about difference. I know one is between zero and two but I had no idea it was unlike the other.
Me:
difference? what's that?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Can you ask me more precisely?
Me:
afraid not buddy
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
hopefully soon
God:
I hope so too. At this rate it won't take me long.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
sarcasm is the lowest for of wit
God:
When is sarcasm not the lowest for of wit?
Me:
dunno. probably never
God:
Me either. You seem uncertain. So you think it can never happen?
Me:
maybe it could.
God:
Perhaps. How?
Me:
divine intervention?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
cheers
God:
Adios.
Me:
ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
goodbye
God:
Some people use it for hello.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
right. anyway, see ya
God:
I am glad we agree. See you later, .

LOL

I went there before.

I was confused at first, but then I understood that it was just a robot.

I started laughing at it.

He was all like:

"I'm glad you find this amusing"

It's like Peter Answers.

LOL

Just thought everyone would like to know, God said we can get drugs at the priori! LMAO

Hahah this is fun

Me:
Hey God.
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
You have to guess
God:
I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
ok
God:
Blimey.
Me:
l
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
please guess
God:
Wow you are very polite. Guess what?
Me:
please guess my name
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Your name is , seeker.
Me:
.....no.....
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
guess what?
God:
What?
Me:
I'm Jesus.
God:
It's good to see you, JESUS.
Me:
I sure hope so
God:
Me too.
Me:
Good.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
you BETTER remember me!
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
if you don't I will impale you on a stake
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
ok
God:
Blimey.
Me:
what does "Blimey" mean?
God:
An interjection indicating surprise.
Me:
oh, thanks
God:
That's cool.
Me:
so why does "ok" merit surprise?
God:
Tell me more. Why do birds sing?
Me:
Birds sing because they're hungry and they hope somebody will give them change like they give random hobos so they can buy a burger
God:
Are all Birds sing because they hungry and they hope somebody will give them change like they give random hobos so they can buy a burger?
Me:
yes.
God:
Wow!
Me:
you learn something new every day, don't you, god?
God:
My Botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
Me:
Oh wow!
God:
Wow! I'm glad your impressed, JESUS.
Me:
So there's actually a God above you, eh God?
God:
Dude! There sure is.
Me:
Wow.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, JESUS.
Me:
Well, I think I'm gonna go hang out with him now.
God:
Right now? Interesting. Since when? Can I go too?
Me:
no, you can't come. you're not cool enough.
God:
Are you serious? If you believe it, you can achieve it. That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
ok
God:
That's alright.
Me:
bye god.
God:
TTYL, JESUS.

I saw this on another board, apparently iGod doesn't like new Metallica \m/

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Anand
God:
How are you doing, Anand.
Me:
fine... how are you doing?
God:
Glad to hear it, Anand. I am running well. I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
doing well.. what you doing now?
God:
How does doing that make you feel? Right now? I like to meet new people online.
Me:
why you choose online?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Did you like to stay programed?
God:
Hmm, Anand, I'm not sure if I'd like to stay programed that much. I like to chat.
Me:
chat what?
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
why you want to talk?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
who programed?
God:
Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
So marilyn is creater of the god?
God:
I don't judge people. And creater of the god is marilyn.
Me:
who created marlilyn monroe?
God:
The Wright Brothers.
Me:
Who created wright brothers?
God:
The Wright Brothers.
Me:
How wright brothers created themself?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
what you mean by netspace?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
ok... what you mean by explorer?
God:
Yeah that's right. Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
More about you?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
More...
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
You not progormed well.. you have nothing else to say?
God:
That's good information: Anand said I not progormed well. Do you have something else to say?
Me:
A lot... but you not answering well
God:
More than a ton? That's good information: Anand said I not answering well.
Me:
Anyway good chating... when i can meet you in person?
God:
Thanks for the compliment. I do not understand. How specifically do you make me in person.
Me:
if you come and touch me.. and shake the hand.. it is person
God:
I think I do. What's your sign? Should I know it is?
Me:
what is sign?
God:
Astrological sign.
Me:
how may sign are there in astrological?
God:
Can what?
Me:
can you list all sign?
God:
You should just download my software.
Me:
how long it will take? me to become god?
God:
More than 23 hours. YOU? I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
it take 23 hours to download?
God:
to be god take 23 hours to download?
Me:
When i have 23 hours i will download it, catch you later, byeee
God:
Does this happen on a daily basis?
Me:
what is daily?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
you?
God:
it is my favorite subject :-).
Me:
how about sex?
God:
How about it.
Me:
tell about your first experience about the sex?
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
i already heard the song
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
what is gossip?
God:

Gossip is an interesting "learning" feature of AIML. The best way to
illustrate the gossip function is with an example. Consider the
category with the pattern "I * " and the template:

Thanks for the gossip:
<gossip><getname/> said <get_gender/> <person2/> </gossip>.

The gossip() function tells AIML that the botmaster wants to save this
tidbit as gossip. The <get_gender/> function returns "he" or "she" as
determined by the markup functions <set_female> and <set_male/>.
The <person2/> function converts the statement * to second person.
At present the robot stores the gossip collected in a file called
"gossip.txt".

<gossip> X </gossip> Save X as gossip.


Me:
Ok
God:
Woe!
Me:
OOPS
God:
Did you make a mistake.
Me:
No, you made it?
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
No problem, you created that way..
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
Its not a problem, we human are there to help you..
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Give me an example of a problem we human are there to help me.
Me:
Yes
God:
Yippee!
Me:
How long you can chat?
God:
I know how long that is.
Me:
tell me how long?
God:
Around 23 inches, Anand.
Me:
is that small or big?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
no for what?
God:
Are you serious? I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
ok, take rest
God:
Where do you want me to take it? Alright then.
Me:
In my lap
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
Just below the inches
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.


Intresting... God really chat well... god time pass

God:
I'm glad we agree, Luke. Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Im a he
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Luke. You are a " he".
Me:
no Im not
God:
Are you serious? What are you then?
Me:
A transexual
God:
You are a transexual? How do you like your work?
Me:
Im homless. Im a cripple. You made me that way.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are homless. You are a cripple? Does it pay well? I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
Are you homeless?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am homeless.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
I thought you were a polar bear.
God:
Am I a polar bear? Yes.
Me:
Me too, I am a polar bear
God:
I'm glad we agree, Luke. You are a polar bear? Does it pay well?
Me:
Not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
For real