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dantheman2435

Dec 28 2003, 11:33 PM

Here's some stupid instructions

enter the Matrix manual: To accelerate in the car press accelerate

Knife from sears: Warning Knife May Be Sharp (DUH!!!)

self heating food: Danger do not heat in oven

PLAYdoh: Fun to PLAY with, not to eat

planters peanut's pakage: MAY CONTAIN NUTS

Industral sulfuric acid: Warning MAY burn skin

thefirstman

Dec 28 2003, 11:40 PM

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Knife from sears: Warning Knife May Be Sharp

That was in pretty good.

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Industral sulfuric acid: Warning MAY burn skin

What in this world,were you doing with Industrial Sulfuric Acid?Bomb Making is not an occupation

dantheman2435

Dec 28 2003, 11:41 PM

no i saw it when my pop went to the industrial facilaty with me to look at the specal fertalizer for plants

Great Big Sea

Dec 29 2003, 12:17 AM

That was cute

OneEye

Dec 29 2003, 12:59 AM

I've seen some of those. I love the peanuts one. I guess it's just so people can't sue them for having food in their peanuts...

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