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dantheman2435
Here's some stupid instructions

enter the Matrix manual: To accelerate in the car press accelerate laugh.gif

Knife from sears: Warning Knife May Be Sharp (DUH!!!)

self heating food: Danger do not heat in oven

PLAYdoh: Fun to PLAY with, not to eat

planters peanut's pakage: MAY CONTAIN NUTS

Industral sulfuric acid: Warning MAY burn skin

thefirstman
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Knife from sears: Warning Knife May Be Sharp


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That was in pretty good.

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Industral sulfuric acid: Warning MAY burn skin


What in this world,were you doing with Industrial Sulfuric Acid?Bomb Making is not an occupation tongue.gif
dantheman2435
no i saw it when my pop went to the industrial facilaty with me to look at the specal fertalizer for plants
Great Big Sea
That was cute tongue.gif
OneEye
I've seen some of those. I love the peanuts one. I guess it's just so people can't sue them for having food in their peanuts...
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