Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a
while they got to know each other so well, they
decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom. The other
the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white
dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his
tuxedo.
The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the
wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said
to the groom-broom "I think I am going to have a
little whisk broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
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Are you ready for this!!?
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Brace yourself; this is going to hurt...
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Really bad...
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"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER"
Full Version: A little Corn for the day...
Even as old as I am I remember this one. 
Methinks Nxt2Hvn needs to have a more serious outlet. What's even sadder is I'm chasing her jokes around on the forum channel. Don't worry, I'm not a stalker. 
It's all good. I cracked a smile and laughed inside. 
Methinks Nxt2Hvn needs to have a more serious outlet. What's even sadder is I'm chasing her jokes around on the forum channel. Don't worry, I'm not a stalker. It's all good. I cracked a smile and laughed inside.
| QUOTE (tired_dad @ Dec 30 2003, 05:06 AM) |
| Methinks Nxt2Hvn needs to have a more serious outlet. |
Hi tired_dad!
You have only seen my good side!!! I do have several several jokes on this forum... and plan on posting many more!
But my serious side can be very passionate - And sometimes a little hostile... stick around and you will see... or just look into some of my past religious and political posts...
So as not to tarnish my sweet innocent side... I have to say that I have posted more jokes than anything... so enjoy them
Warning.. some of them can be really silly!
Oh.. and welcome to the forum... enjoy your stay!
Nxt2Hvn
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