August 28
A German hit and run driver who caused an accident while tucking into a spaghetti carbonara was caught out hours later by the stains on his shirt.
Police found bits of the takeaway meal in the car owned by Jens Martin, 28, which had ploughed into two other parked cars in south-east Germany.
Officers who turned up at his house just hours after the crash found he still had stains from the meal on his shirt and even had a piece of spaghetti in his hair.
A police spokesman said: "He tried to claim the car had been stolen but the food matched up. It appears he had been eating it in the car at the time of the accident.
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Full Version: Spaghetti nails hit and run driver
This guy sounds like a real ding dong!
1) Eating speggetti while driving.
2) Leave the seen of the accident.
3) Lie to the cops about your car being stolen.
4) And still wearing the evidence while denying all of the above!
I know 5 year olds with more brains than that!
1) Eating speggetti while driving.
2) Leave the seen of the accident.
3) Lie to the cops about your car being stolen.
4) And still wearing the evidence while denying all of the above!
I know 5 year olds with more brains than that!
QUOTE(swtp @ Aug 29 2007, 08:28 AM) 
This guy sounds like a real ding dong!
1) Eating speggetti while driving.
2) Leave the seen of the accident.
3) Lie to the cops about your car being stolen.
4) And still wearing the evidence while denying all of the above!
I know 5 year olds with more brains than that!
1) Eating speggetti while driving.
2) Leave the seen of the accident.
3) Lie to the cops about your car being stolen.
4) And still wearing the evidence while denying all of the above!
I know 5 year olds with more brains than that!
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still had stains from the meal on his shirt and even had a piece of spaghetti in his hair
QUOTE(swtp @ Aug 29 2007, 09:28 AM)
This guy sounds like a real ding dong!
1) Eating speggetti while driving.
2) Leave the seen of the accident.
3) Lie to the cops about your car being stolen.
4) And still wearing the evidence while denying all of the above!
I know 5 year olds with more brains than that!
1) Eating speggetti while driving.
2) Leave the seen of the accident.
3) Lie to the cops about your car being stolen.
4) And still wearing the evidence while denying all of the above!
I know 5 year olds with more brains than that!
I bet five years olds would be tidier when eating too!
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