the new remote for men just look at the buttons, men will at last be in control again

Maybe SHE will use the remote on HIM and click "Mute"

... or perhaps "off"

^

its got a little chip that detects male and female so females cant use it. MALES ONLY

The only thing I don't understand is the minus sign for the boobs.

erm!! plus sign on boobies
+ on boobies
bigger boobies
i cant put it into words, bigger boobies=
boobies
big boobies
BIG boobies
massive boobies

hope this explains it better

Right, I get that. Then what is the - for?

I've never known a man alive that would use the - on the boobs button. It'd be the cleanest button on the remote.

personally, giant boobs sometimes turn me off. flat chests, equally, but i'm not so much a boob guy.

i like stomaches and legs

My ex hubby was a small boobs kinda guy.

*Ish glad she's small, less baggage to heft around when I"m practicing akido. Swords and big busts are not supposed to work together.

Yeah. As you can see, it's way too complex for a feamale lol. Don't throw anything at me, ladies!


LOL......

No indeed!

If someone did have big'uns, they could end up with fried eggs with one mistake with the sword

can we please tone down the "boobies" talk please lol, wouldnt want a 5 yo to be reading half of this and then go to up to his/her mother/father and start asking questions lol.

ahh another product by apple, i hate macs, i hate the ipod video because all it really does is play music the video feature only last 2 hours, with that in mind i bet that remote with have 30 seconds of battery in it.

PRESSES THE MUTE BUTTON

Why is a 5 year old reading this anyway?

Damn, I've been muted.

Boobies.

im 6 actually

*pats head and gives sweets*

Run along then.

♥

um WTF is wing-ing, is it dirty?

^ NO. LOL It means griping or complaining.

whineing?

god I spell/smell bad.

No, it's a British term.

Click here.

I was wondering about winging to, lol.

I would use the bigger button on myself, lol. Easier then plastic surgery.

British eh.

That explains it.

I prefer small boobs.

Edit: Now, whats this thread about ? I got sidetracked.

Edit number 2: Ah, remote control. Top idea, cuz my wife has much too much attitude n stuff. She also has her own brain & thoughts. Would i be able to switch her on/off at will ?

Sell me one ! I"ve got £3.

lol.

women dont understand + - on boob controls, must be blonde

Awww, I'm blonde. ;_;

I just don't understand the - on them. I want bigger...actually everyone should have bigger, lol. I love tits.

But then again, it would be a lot of fun to just point the remote at some random person and make them bigger and smaller over and over again, lol.

Heh, this is leaving the land of PG guys...but while we're heading off, im gonna drop my knowledge on ya'll..


For me the list goes as,,


Face-Brains-Body-Humor

She dosn't have to funny, I got enough comedic talent for everyone...




MEGATOn


I perfer them small, but not too small, ya know, the whole body ratio thing.

You don't understand the joke.

Never mind.

Good grief.

Personally I don't mind small breasts.. in fact they're kinda cute.
I'm more of a buttman. Thought I'd share this with the group..

If I knew your wife and she had a UM account, Rocket I would tell on you