TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW, BUT AREN'T:

10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He is one hard judge.

8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.

7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6. Is it a penal offense?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4 For $300 an hour, she'd better be good.

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

And the number one thing that sounds dirty in law, but isn't:

1. Think you can get me off?


TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE, BUT AREN'T:

10. I need to whip it out by 5.

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Just stick it in my box.

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag.

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!

5. Hmmmmm....I think it's out of fluid.

4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

And the number one thing that sounds dirty in the office, but isn't:

1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there.

Now vaguely amusing - having worked in an office was quite apt - i have a top ten from when i worked on a construction site but as their not known for being PC i wont' repeat them lol

Heh heh heh...

thats funy never heard of that one but i got another catagorey

TOP 20 things that sound dirty in a dentists office but aren't"

1.if you feel unconfortable just jerk your head and i'll pull out
2.Let me drill you from behind
3.do you gag easily?
4.Would you rather spit or swallow?
5.Lay back relax you won't feel a thing
6.Please dont take it out doctor
7.Open wide this wont hurt a bit
8.Please dont bite down on my equiment
9.You just feel a small prick
10.Can you open your lips a bit wider?
11.You have an incredible active time
12.Let me probe a little deeper
13.I'll try not to splatter you to much
14.Mr J you're one of our biggest customers! We'll just have to find a way to work you in
15.Gently close your mouth around it and suck
16.IT really doesnt taste that bad
17.Juuuuust a little bit more and you'll be numb
18.Thats quite a cavityyou have there Ms thompsonbeen a long time since i ve filled a hole that big No i didn't say it twice it may just be the echo coming from there
19.would you mind if my assistant hold your tounge to one side while i use my probe?
20.thats quite a crack you have there