Okay... it is no secret that I am a die hard Republican.... but
This is not meant to offend anyone.... it is just for fun!

A Dying Democrat

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a Democrat. Get me a change of registration form." "You can do it", the lawyer said, "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a Democrat?" "That's my business! Get me the form!"


Four days later, the old man got his registration changed. His lawyer was at his bedside making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing, and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "Please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to become a Democrat so badly before you died?" In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said: "One less Democrat".

good one

Reminds me of another joke:

An old preacher on his death bed calls his lawyer and his accountant to his side. The lawyer sat on his right. The accountant on his left.
They both inquired why, of all the people in his life, should they be the ones
to be with him when he died.

The preacher replied: I just wanted to go like Jesus did....with a thief on either side.

Both jokes are hilarious

I like the second joke more .

They areboth great

Lol those are great!

AWESOME JOKES!!!!!

Rush would be proud!

Those were good, i liked both of them.