just wondering what people would ask a alien about.


i would wane now how they can do intergalatic space travel and how fast they do it.

I think i would be like... , I don't know how would I react to a meeting face to face.

i would ask it if it wanted a smoke. good ice breaker when you are both standing there uncomfortably.

I'd ask, who are you working for first, then we can talk

Must be a shocking experience at first if your not ready for it.

If he said he is working in the service of Immanuel (and no heavenly rays struck him down for lying), I'd say:
Tell me something about myself!! Who am I?

Then:

what does this button do?

Umm, We have a major problem with a global Elite hellbent on killing 3/4 of the population and enslaving the rest, Can you help us...LOL!

PLEASE!~?

Why all the anal probing?

Then he says, well the Elite is only preparing a way for us to rule you.

But we first have to get you strong enough and give you tools to repel the coming of the other ones.

I'd ask the usual... where they came from, how big the universe is, is there any kind of creator, and if they're smart enough to travel such great distances and perhaps back in time, then why have they not developed better ways to test on us. What with all the probing. They should be smart enough to find out all they need to about us just by taking a small blood and hair sample. If they need our genes to help their species out, then they should've researched keeping themselves alive before taking up space flight.

Well, as soon as I would be done changing my shorts. Id probably ask what there homes look like, architecture, art, life styles so on. I'm more intrigued to see what directions they took in history in "styles" of various things. Then id ask if I could go and check it out. =)

Can I try some of that "Alien Beer"....please? And don't probe me.

Do you have some "Alien beer snacks" to go with that..........gracias.

This question is tougher than you think. I've actually met an "alien" and I did try to talk to it. They won't answer any of our questions. I don't know if they don't understand english or if they just refuse to acknowledge that fact that I needed answers but I was completely ignored (verbally). I will tell you this though...they have some way of calming you without you even realizing it. Almost like a mental anesthesia. I'd gladly do it again and hope to soon.

just wondering what people would ask a alien about. alien.gif

well i would ask is ths anal probing sexual or scientific and either way do they wash those things between uses

Random first time poster whos seen an alien eh? Take your camera next time hehehe.

In all due respect to your responce though, id almost think it might be more of a deer in the headlights kind of thing. "So pretty, what is that? OH CRAP!" (anal probe commences and you forget) =)

OMG - why all the obsession with the anal probing. maybe that's just how they "get down". i'm not gonna knock their hustle, ya know? i don't think i would want to get probed, but hey, if that's how they roll, so be it. i could come up with something better to ask them about than that. maybe just a simple pic so i would have some proof.

I just made a joke reference to the probes cause every one else was. If you read earlier, my first post, my response was that I wanted to ask about art, architecture, every day lives. I often sit and wonder at this very moment, is some one having a baby on another planet? Whats happening? What does there birthing facilities look like? Do they wear anything for protection against germs and the likes? What do there lights look like? Do they need lights? heheh.

i know - i was making a joke as well. i wasn't replying to you specifically, just the thread in general. LOL. i just found it humorous that the majority would ask about anal probing when given the opprotunity to ask an alien ANYTHING.

Oh. My bad hehe. Yeah, its amusing I even mentioned it as well. But come on.. its one of the most infamous relations to aliens and abductions. Sad. Hope it isnt true.

I'd ask "what the heck took you so (fill in blank) long to FINALLY show up?!"
AND wth was with all the teasing and peaking in on us stuff throughout the years driving us all nuts for? LOL

I'm joking but then again there's some saying like "Joking or kidding is 20% true" But I am really kidding.

I don't mind seeing the rare UFO out there, but I am not so sure I'd like to meet up with one let alone try to ask him something.

Unless he bought me a few beers first I might change my mind... *ha! I'm joking again!*

Well a 1000 questions comes to mind.

I guess my main question "ofcourse" would be :"Do you have idea wth this place is ?"

I,d ask him/ her for undeniable proof that we met so when i tell everyone else abot this little one on one they don,t think i,m another cracker jack! Cause you know an alien isn,t going to stick around long enough for you to introduce them to your friends and local scientists!

No,cause we already know all about it and want what they want.The earth cannot sustain life when it keeps growing too fast.Too many humans is just like any other threat to the planet's welfare.The global Elite have the whole plan in place,it's just time now.Just think of it this way:No polution,no traffic,..Ahh...nice.No war...no poverty/rich imbalance,all equal.The global Elite forget that not every entity keep's it's word,we might just have an agenda just like you do...Karma is such a beautiful thing...

I'd ask it how much does their spacecraft cost and then I'll buy it (with some bargain of course. Hopefully they'll give me 25% discount for me being a good human)

I would maybe ask something like this.

1. Are you from another planet?
2. Are you guys planing to make full contact with us humans?
3. If so, then when?
4. How many lightyears away is your homeplanet?
5. For how long have you guys been here?
6. If they have been here a long time, then i would ask him if they have some cool human modifications that they can give me

But i would be afraid that they would just do some nasty experiments on me but i would take the chance ^^

No,from here.No need to communicate with the one's who only have a lust for war and power.(and a small talent for war) When the time is is right,not sooner.(you dont have long to wait,if that help's) we made this planet,(well,we put different as you would say,DNA into certain animals.)No mods for you!Next!

Maybe one day you will share your experience with us?

Seriously. Wasn't this beeing suppose to be an Alien? And your supposed to ask questions not try to answer the questions asked in their place.

Playfully. I just love post's like this one with none humour within it's content. Now if you could just answer all the questions, we would be very greatful to hear what they have to say.

I think it would cost two sacrificial lambs

Before that it would first be good to ask him to prove you are really seeing him, and he is not a hallucination

"OK, a joke's a joke, but please, can you take George W back now?"

"why do you think we dumped him on your planet in the first place?
OMG, they don't know yet that Earth is everyones intergalactic trash-can"