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tired_dad
Three nuns pass on and end up before St. Peter and the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter welcomes them and says that although they have led exemplary lives, they must still answer a simple question before they can enter heaven.

The first nun steps up and announces that she is ready.

St. Peter asks, "What was the name of the first man on earth?"

The first nun says, "That's an easy one! - Adam".

Lights flash, bells and sirens ring, confetti flys and the gates of heaven open to an angelic chorus.

The second nun steps up and announces that she too, is ready for her question.

St. Peter asks, "What was the name of the first woman on earth?"

The second nun says, "That's an easy one! - Eve!"

Lights flash, bells and sirens ring, confetti flys and the gates of heaven open to an angelic chorus.

The last nun steps forward and announces that she is ready for her question.

St. Peter asks, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"

The last nun thinks and thinks.


Finally she says "Gee, that's a hard one."









Lights flash, bells and sirens ring, confetti flys and the gates of heaven open to an angelic chorus.
angel_psychic
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joc
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doomgirl
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Raziel
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Great Big Sea
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