Three preachers were discussing theology after church one morning.
The first preacher said, “Now brothers, I am a Pre-millenniumist,
you see I believe that Jesus will return first and then there will be a
thousand years of peace.“ The second preacher said,
“Sorry to disagree with you brother, but I am a Post-millenniumist.
I believe that first there will be a thousand years of peace, and then
Jesus will return.”
After a bit of silence the first preacher turned to the 3rd and said,
“Well brother, we haven’t heard from you on the subject.
Are you a Pre-milleniumist or a Post-milleniumist?” The 3rd preacher said,
“I am neither brother…I am a Pan-milleniumist.”
The second preacher said, “ Well brother, I don’t think I have ever
heard of that term before. Exactly what is a Pan-millenniumist?”
The 3rd preacher then replied, “ I just believe everything
is going to pan-out all right.”

good one, I'm with the 3rd Preacher