1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage
with vodka.
The solvent dissolves the adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,
fill atrigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes
and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses
with a soft,cleancloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka
cleans the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka
and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving.
The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush,
then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an
astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.
The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and
stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray
bees or wasps to kill them.
9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a
Ziplock freezer bag, and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for
aches, pain, or black eyes..
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly
packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly
and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter,
then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine tablespoons
powered cinnamon with one cup vodka. Seal in an airtight container for two
weeks.Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm water and rinse
your mouth.
Don't swallow.
12. Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to help
it dry out.
13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin as
a local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.
14. To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two
teaspoons crushed rosemary, let sit for two days, strain through a coffee
filter and massage into your scalp and let dry.
15. To treat an earache put a few drops of vodka in
your ear. Let it set for a few minutes. Then drain. The vodka will kill the
bacteria that is causing pain in your ear.
16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on
your chest and back as a liniment.
17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish
sting.
19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to
remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow
your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and drink
it, nothing will matter anymore anyway!
And there you have it.
I was beginning to wonder if they ever were going to get around to 21
