Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?
A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

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Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonalds on Friday night in Iowa?
A: Prom.

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You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend.

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What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.

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How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There is tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.

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You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles an hour.

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You might be a redneck if your daddy walked you to school and you are both in the same grade.

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and.. this one is kinda sick.....

A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!"
Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table.

"There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."

What's the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

"Watch this!"

if your porch colapses durring a storm and more than two dogs die you might be a red neck.

if your wallet and your dog are on a chain you might be a red neck

if you cut your grass and find a car you might be a red neck

Good one's

You might be a Redneck if you have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
You might be a Redneck if you ask for all your teeth for Christmas
You might be a Redneck if you think the ultimate beauty treatment is using Preparation-H to prevent wrinkles
You might be a Redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house
You might be a Redneck if your mamma has more chest and underarm hair than your father