1. - 'Logoff' - Don't add no more firewood.
2. - 'Bug' - The reason you give when calling off sick.
3. - 'Network' - Scooping for a fish before he breaks the line.
4. - 'Internet' - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
5. - 'Megahertz' - What your head feels like after too many beers.
6. - 'Online' - Where to stay when taking a sobriety test.
7. - 'Logon' - Make the stove hotter.
8. - 'Byte' - What those pesky flies do.
9. - 'Dot Matrix' - Old man Matrix's wife.
10. - 'Screen' - What you shut when it's black fly season.
11. - 'Chip' - Munchies for watching TV.
12. - 'Enter' - Yankee talk for 'Come on in ya'll.'
13. - 'Microchip' - What's left in the munchies bag.
14. - 'Cache' - What you need when you run out of food stamps.
15. - 'Hacker' - Uncle Bobby after 32 years of smoking.
16. - 'Modem' - What I did to the hay fields.
17. - 'Monitor' - Keeping an eye on the wood stove.
18. - 'Port' - Fancy flatlander wine.
19. - 'Windows' - What you shut when it's cold outside.
20. - 'Bar Code' - rules for fighting at the roadhouse.
21. - 'Keyboard' - Where the keys to the John Deere is kept.
22. - 'Download' - Getting the firewood off the truck.
23. - 'Digital' - The art of counting your fingers.
24. - 'Reboot' - What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
25. - 'Digital Control' - What Yer fingers do on the TV remote.
26. - 'Web' - What a spider makes to get on your nerves.
27. - 'LAN' - To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yer truck.'
28. - 'Floppy' - When you run out of Polygrip.
29. - 'Byte' - First word in a kiss-off phrase.
30. - 'Hard drive' - Climbing a muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
31. - 'Mouse' - Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
32. - 'ROM' - Delicious when you mix it with coca cola.
33. - 'Modem' - How you got rid of your dandelions.
34. - 'Cursor' - What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
35. - 'Keyboard' - Place to hang your truck keys.
36. - 'Window' - Place in the truck to hang your guns.
37. - 'Packet' - What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
38. - 'Megabytes' - A good day of fishing.
39. - 'Network' - Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line.
40. - 'Bit' - A wager, EX. 'I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch long ways.'
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