I found this site in a link on the Fortean Times website.

I seem to remember posting this earlier in another thread (perhaps this one even now that it's merged ), so if I have, I apologize.

But I found it by pure accident. I was doing a google search on Halo 2 and one of the links took me to the Halo thread here. I made a username to post my ideas on that, then decided to look around a little.

Next thing I know, it's six months and 3000+ posts later.

Gawd, UM is a vortex of evil

Regards, PA

I found UM purely by accident and entered via curiosity. I am now hunting for a UM recovery group.

I was sitting in my easy chair a few days ago reading Sitchins The 12th Planet, when a low rumbling could be heard coming from the ceiling above. I thought it might have been the Nefilim returning, finally, cuz it is kinda close to their ETA...so I looked out the window into the dreary late fall Ontario weather, but I could see nothing overhead at all.

The rumbling continued, though, and I was becoming perplexed in a verstempt (sic) sort of way when a voice came out of the ceiling!!!

"Maaaa Guaaaa" it said...

I said; "huhn?"

"Maaaa Guaaaa....go thee to thine Babylon Machiiiiine!!!

I said; "Who the Hades are you and what in Hades is a Babylon Machine?"

It said; "er....um...you know...the machine which has the WORD!!!

Well, I figured It meant my computer, cuz it couldn't have been old Zechy who I was reading, so I went up to my office (yea...I have an office in my home) and as soon as i walked in, it turned on by itself with a flash.

And, instead of my homepage it was UM on there, quivering with Gauss juice.

"Maaaa Guaaaa...you join this board and ALL will be revealed!!!

So I did and here I am...now who brought the cheezies?

^^^

*.......... Unless you're serious in which case Paranoid Android makes placating gestures and apologies profusely*

I was doing a History assignment.. .and booya... I looked at the psychic's board.... I found it so funny that I had to join...

A long time ago, Moe recieved a postcard from the mighty saruman. He wanted Moe to be part of his vast online empire. At first Moe was hesitant. For he knew that by joining said legions, his social life would cease to be.

and then the wizard offered Moe a log of thinking cheese. And lo did the cheese speak. And Moe harkened a glistening hairball. And the world of jazz of wholesomeness was born.

I was looking into some esoteric concepts and happened upon this site... it didn’t help me any though...

I hope you're not referring to yourself.

he was

Google

I found this site by looking for info on werewolves.

February 5th 2006:

I had just broken into Area 51 in search for the truth. 12 Years earlier i had been in prison there, intill I run away. I taught i had won, but then then I saw them.
At that moment I didn`t know their names, but later I found out that their names were: Colonel BurnSide, Colonel Daughter of The Nine Moons, Colonel Disinterested, Colonel Fluffybunny, Colonel Kismit, Colonel Subtemperate, Colonel Thistle, Colonel Tommy, Colonel UniversalAbsurdity, Colonel Magikman and off course General SaRuMaN.

"Zapp him, Magikman", said SaRuMaN and then Magikman zapped me right to the computer were I`m domed to stay forever. Amen.



No seriously, I just searched on Area 51 and found this website.

I was looking for info on this photo: