Me and my dad where driving down a street and we saw a car accident at the same time we where talking about aliens. He said some thing that made me laugh and made me think.
He said
what would aliens really think of us?
They would think we are stupid.
why?
because we drive in strait lines and we still hit each other.
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QUOTE(bigdog112 @ Oct 5 2007, 05:04 PM) 
because we drive in strait lines and we still hit each other.
Your father has a point!
They think" I'm so glad their cars dont fly".
QUOTE(theghost @ Oct 5 2007, 06:19 PM)
They think" I'm so glad their cars dont fly".
No they point and laugh at at us and say "look at those silly primative humans they cant even get past their own solar system yet and look they cant even drive their primative vehicles ( evil cackling)"
.......Then they crash into mexico.
lol @ theghost
QUOTE(chaoszerg @ Oct 5 2007, 05:25 PM)
No they point and laugh at at us and say "look at those silly primative humans they cant even get past their own solar system yet and look they cant even drive their primative vehicles ( evil cackling)"
.......Then they crash into mexico.
.......Then they crash into mexico.
LOL
Too be honest this is really why there are cover ups and all these conspiracies about ufos and alien's. It is all to cover up the fact that even though they may be a more advanced species with the ability to fly billions of light years to another planet with advanced spacecraft, they are still terrible drivers and have no landing skills to save their lives. So they crash and crash and in the end they infiltrate our goverments so that they can cover up their inability to drive their own craft so the world dont see it on tv on worlds worst driver's.
QUOTE(theghost @ Oct 6 2007, 02:49 AM)
They think" I'm so glad their cars dont fly".
rofl!!!
LMFAO! 
This whole thread! Hahahahahahaha! Ghost and Chaos ".......Then they crash into mexico." Priceless! Hahahahahahaha!
This whole thread! Hahahahahahaha! Ghost and Chaos ".......Then they crash into mexico." Priceless! Hahahahahahaha!
ha ha, that's a good one... makes you think actually...
They're probably laughing at us at all the traffic...After all there has to be a first car moving...awww...those aliens 
terrible drivers? what is this, plant "i can drive to save my god damn life?" then crashes in a small town called roswell
That's cute.
At least we know that they wont be able to invade us.
Alien 1 = We will begin the invasion process of Earth.
Alien 2 = Your orders high commander.
Alien 1 = We shall use stealth and land in strategic areas then we shall unleash our shock troops to wipe out the populace. Now begin the sneak attack.
Alien 2 = As you wish high commander commencing stealth sneak attack
( Crashes into Roswell )
Alien 1 = YOU FOOL!!! NOW THEY KNOW WE ARE HERE! OUR INVASION PLANS ARE RUINED!!!
Alien 2 = DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!
Alien 1 = We will begin the invasion process of Earth.
Alien 2 = Your orders high commander.
Alien 1 = We shall use stealth and land in strategic areas then we shall unleash our shock troops to wipe out the populace. Now begin the sneak attack.
Alien 2 = As you wish high commander commencing stealth sneak attack
( Crashes into Roswell )
Alien 1 = YOU FOOL!!! NOW THEY KNOW WE ARE HERE! OUR INVASION PLANS ARE RUINED!!!
Alien 2 = DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!
Lol, funny thread. Now I know why they hide from us
QUOTE(chaoszerg @ Oct 5 2007, 05:25 PM)
No they point and laugh at at us and say "look at those silly primative humans they cant even get past their own solar system yet and look they cant even drive their primative vehicles ( evil cackling)"
.......Then they crash into mexico.
.......Then they crash into mexico.
ROFL -- I laughed my f**king head off when I saw this ;P
Good post
sometimes it's good to look at ourselves from the side
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