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Tommy
Turns out I've got X-ray vision. cool.gif

"Holy smokes, you've got X-RAYVISION! cool.gif Your answers show a keen sense of insight, coupled with a piercing mind. Okay, so you may not be able to see through brick walls — not yet, anyway. But you probably enjoy looking beneath the surface of things and reading between the lines. Your X-ray vision lets you see things others can't, making you good at reading people's motivations, solving mysteries of all kinds, or maybe just finding misplaced car keys. :sf You've got the gift, so if you haven't started using it, it's high time you did. Just think of the benefits: You could really start undressing people with your eyes. Winning lottery tickets and grand prize soda-bottle caps will be effortlessly revealed to you. So start practicing! All superheroes know that developing your powers begins with mental training. To start honing your X-ray vision, try looking for the hidden meaning in things. Read old English poetry. Do crossword puzzles. Think metaphorically. Once you've trained your mind, you'll be ready to instruct the eyes. Start with gauzey fabrics, then move on to semi-transparent glass. Keep at it, and you'll be seeing through concrete slabs in no time. Good luck!" thumbsup.gif

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Althalus
My superpower seems to be time travel, kind of handy that - i'd never have to be late for anything ever again.  ;D
Loonboy
[blue]Mine was animal communication. It seems I have a deep affinity with all our furry friends.

I can live with that. Animals make more sense than people most times anyway. heh heh heh
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Kira
Hmmmm same here LB






Say what? Your superpower is ANIMAL COMMUNICATION! Many people pretend to talk to their pets, but you can really, truly do it. Have you ever mimicked the monkeys or the penguins at the zoo? If you have, you're on your way to becoming a great animal communicator, just like Aquaman with his fishy friends. Some people think animal communication has to be vocal. Not so. Any superhero knows that mental telepathy is where it's at. So while barking at Fido might be fun, it's not the practice you really need. Instead, try thinking like an animal. When you get into the mindset of, say, a squirrel, you'll be able to truly communicate with one. Of course it's a two way street, because you'll be able to understand everything they say back, too. And they've got a lot to tell! Imagine talking to a walrus about the deep ocean or to an ant about life underground. Once you've perfected your superhuman gift, you'll never be without interesting conversation.
Druss
Animal communication here too.


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Magikman
:o  Mine was premonition. I already knew that, of course .  :P

  I may have to see how easy it is to set up one of those psychic hot lines.  :su MAGIKMAN, master of illusion and mentalist supreme!!! Call now and prepare to be amazed and confused all at the same time!!!  :s03

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SpaceyKC
       






        Mine was ANIMAL COMMUNICATION!
           (Kinda sensed it would be)  :s6
Homer
Mine is Animal Communication. Seems to be a popular one.
Halo_Jones
:skWOW :sk
I'v got X-RAY Vision
Oh! the Fun I could Have :s2
odinsupreme
I got SUPER SPEED

Think fast! Your hidden superpower is SUPER SPEED! Some people might think you have a talent for impatience, but we like to call it efficiency. You approach all things with a need for speed. Whether it's running a race, eating lunch, or writing a report, you finish the task in no time flat. This quality is a huge asset in today's hotwired workplace, where there's never enough time to do anything. With a little bit of practice, you'll soon be zipping about the office, zooming between social engagements, and devouring books at an alarming rate. Your friends and coworkers won't be able to keep up. If you use your powers wisely, you'll be the model of well-balanced productivity. But don't forget: Ultra-speedy superheroes have to take good care of their bodies. Be sure to eat right, get plenty of sleep and stretch regularly. Are you ready? Invest in some quality shoes and hop to it. You'll be flying through your day in no time.

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Dakoda
Another Animal Communication...  ::) :P
Saru
X-Ray Vision here as well.  ;D

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Mr-X
Animal communication :s02

But my dog never sits when i tell him to sit :s6
Amethyst
It turned out that my superpower is invisibility  ;D
I knew that, of course...  :s2
Im another Animal Communicator
Ghostboo
Super speed.
HD
Animal Communication here
Great Big Sea
Your inner superpower is Animal Communication! The kinship you feel for animals may go much deeper than you imagine.

Neat so when do I get to start talking to my two cats?
Really neat quiz!

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moe eubleck
Holy lizard-lips! You're a Chameleon. A master of disguise, you can change your colors or your tune to suit any situation. Find out what it all means by signing up with Emode.
Melladior
Super Speed
Jasu
Super speed.
thefirstman
Your inner superpower is Invisibility! It's your ticket to going places you never dreamed of going. Sign up with Emode to find out what it all means.

yeah,that could be handy to have.
babyforrest
Holy sixth sense! You've got the power of Premonition. Surprised? Didn't think so. You're very in touch with your surroundings. Sign up with Emode and we'll tell you what it means.
Lionel
Your inner superpower is Animal Communication! This is BS thumbsup.gif
doomgirl
Your inner superpower is Animal Communication! The kinship you feel for animals may go much deeper than you imagine. grin2.gif grin2.gif
joc

I am blessed with both SUPERHUMAN SPEED
as well as SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH
... my friends call me SAFETY MAN
....because of my intuitive knowledge of
approaching, avoidable disaster.
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colorless
Your inner superpower is Invisibility!
spkymldr
Your inner superpower is Invisibility! It's your ticket to going places you never dreamed of going. thumbsup.gif
Crossed_Angel
 Holy sixth sense! You've got the power of Premonition. Surprised? Didn't think so. You're very in touch with your surroundings.
Typical me
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Goooo speed racer! You're unrealized superpower is Super Speed! Do you sometimes feel like your life is a blur?

hmmm yeah it does but i dont think thats from being to fast whistling2.gif whistling2.gif

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Ruthie
Animal Communication is my superpower!
That's great! grin2.gif
I love animals!
Sweetpumper
If I could have one power, it'd have to be the one Mel Gibson had in "What Women Want". I'd be unstoppable if I could hear what women were thinking! Although It'd would be easier to become invisible than to try and understand it. whistling2.gif
Arashi Ravenblade
I got a chamleon.
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