Sang to the tune of 'Favourite Things'...from The Sound of Music.......>>>cough cough, clears throat<<<<



Annunaki, reptiles and other dimensions,
UFOs, pyramids and Inner Earth extensions,
Leonardo da Vinci and hi-brid earthlings....
These are a few of my favourite things.

When the mocking starts,
When members mud-sling,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don't feeeeeel so bad.


(all composers and poets welcome....what-yah-got?)..........

Off/ top/ ic/ mak/ ers /
believers and fakers
skeptics and truthers
fighters and soothers
All find their ways to their respective wings
which makes them a few of my favourite things



I loved it Bee!!

we make believe
we make believe
we make believe in the forum

that we know
that we know
all about the man o mars'

we spread around
we spread around
we spread around our theory

that is as good
that is as good
as any other wet dream

(sung to the tune of the overture of "Caballeria rusticana" by Franz v. Supé)

Kindness and caring...a sweet combination,
Some even fearful of annihilation.
Cultures and People from all walks of life,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Fun!!!

(turn out the lights...with one light...)

Drop a pill, cause he might make you ill.
Look out, it's Billy of the Hill..
Back up your claim, before he states.
Getting involved in the dirtiest of debates..

Taking on, all the PC's..considered to be a new social disease.
Viewed as the new moral cancer.Try not to think, we'll give you the answer.

Taking out the mad emperors and all the caesars.
He might make you laugh but he's got an ego bigger than Jesus.

Sang to the tune of 'How do you Solve a Problem like Maria'....Sound of Music...


How do PCs solve a problem like our Billy?
How do they catch a clown and pin him down?
How do they have their way...
When he seriously wants to play...
And won't let them get away...or frown?

Oh, how do PCs solve a problem like our Biiiiiillly?

How....do....you....beat....a.....'player'.....when.... you're.....bland?

Sing to the tune: What a Wonderful World

I see DeVoL stopped by and Rhyknow did too.
They make me laugh, when I'm feeling blue.
And I think to myself what a wonderful site.

I see Bruce Prime ranting. I laugh at that.
I know he's just pulling it out of his.....hat.
And I think to myself what a wonderful site.

I see Mabon is on. Inner Space just left.
Sunburst is now my BFFFFFFFFFF!
And I think to myself what a wonderful site.

I trade emails with Biff and comment Chemical Licker.
It just makes me want to get on here quicker.
And I think to myself what a wonderful site.

Moon Monkey is cool and Probate Me too.
Can't wait to see what all is new.
And I think to myself what a wonderful site.

Sing to the tune of 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow'....


Orbs flair over the window...
Way up high.
Just Normal whips out her camera,
Posts pics that make Barek sigh...

"If dinky little orbs do fly
Beyond the window...
Why...
Are...
Ghosts...
So...
Shyyyyyyyy?"

That was cool, great song too...one more verse, same tune:

I love Pandora's haiku, and Devol's too,
Leonardo's fire while challenging True,
And I think to myself, glad I have friends like you...

And I think to myself, what a wonderful site.

Im not very creative, so my grandson, Rufus Scrummage, has written a little rap on my behalf...


Its getting late, another UM Debate, gotta liberal on my back, wants to legalise smack,
Im gonna have to take him out, cos he's getting darish, I got more bullets than david Koresh,

Its another day, another UM forum, another debate, with a liberal moron
He aint got no case, he aint got no courage, looks like a target for the Lord Of Scrummage

Its a nice day, think ill sit in my garden, before i go on UM, and attack like bin laden

another liberal debate, ive torn it up, time to move on, and porn it up...............

word

Can't breath... rofl

LMAO THAT IS TOO FRIGGIN MUCH LOL

Tell your grandson he's hilarious!

Ladies and gentlemen, I don't wish to be a spoil sport but let's keep this clean and within the rules please. I've just had to delete one post, I don't want to have to delete any more.

Thank you.

I posted a song which I believed to be nothing less than profoud, but it appears to have been deleted.

Replace the m word with shizzling the nizzle, A big date with Rosy Palms, Closet Frisbee, Five on one, Flogging the log, Greasing the pipe, Handy work, Jack hammering, Making friends with Big Ed, Tossing yogurt.

I,m loving these! Keep em comming! There great fun!

Sing to the tune: If You're Going to San Francisco


If you're going to post on Unexplained Mysteries.
Be sure you have some links that go somewhere.

If you're going to post on Unexplained Mysteries
You're gonna find some informed people there.

All across that website
People posting all niiiiiight.

People in debate.
People up real laaaaate....

For all who know Unexplained Mysteries.
You're gonna find some real cool members there.

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa - these are funny. Nice one guys.

i laughed so much the neighbours were banging on the wall for me to be quiet. i hope to read more from boy scrummage, he is good

Sometimes moderators make me mad, i wanna read the one that was deleted

Me too!!!

It said something about M-B'ing....you know.....having relations with yourself......

Oooh I see - now I'm even more intrigued!

Hi Bee!!! Fabulous idea! Loved your #1 post one, since I was in those threads, how clever! Everyone's is great.
Here's my effort. lol

Sung to the classic AC/DC song - It's A Long Way to the Top (if you Want to Rock n Roll)

Loggin' on the website
Seein' the new threads
I'm here with my theories
spinnin' in my head

Gettin' old, gettin' late
Gettin' ripped off, in debate

Gettin' told, that I'm mad

That's how it goes, when you take a stand

It's a long day on the hop if you wanna be on UM....

That was kick A double S!! Way to go. You have my vote for best one so far!!

Thanks Pandora, cool!

Sung to the tune by Vanilla Ice (Ice Ice Baby)

Alright stop,
Pick a topic and post it

Doesn't matter if its old news, we all love it,
Bigfoot goes in cryptos
ghosts go in Hauntings

don't dare post in haiku
if you don't know it
5 / 7 / 5 is the only way to show it

posting
its easy to do
follow all the guidelines
or you will be through

If there is a problem
a moderator will solve it

watch what you say or
you'll have to resolve it

surfing,
on the Um forums
looking for something strange
that makes you say know way

Videos , that go
bump in the night

believers say there real
but the skeptics don't bite

Um is the place that
you want to be
when your a little
confused about your history

conspiracies, yes we have those too
from 9/11"s to the who shot who

If there is a problem
a moderator will solve it

watch what you say or
you'll have to resolve it

UFO"S,
thats a big issue
if its just a picture
it cant be true

Don't hate,
cause you never seen one
you'll have your chance
before its over and done

Suraman,
yes we all idol you
first on the thread
with a UFO or two

I think I'm done
hope you enjoyed it

cause,

If there is a problem
a moderator will solve it

watch what you say or
you'll have to resolve it

Verse 1 (Stairway to Heaven - obviously!!!)

If you want to be sure
Then just write all in bold
Being loud is much better than reason.
Go too far and you know
that your thread will be closed
Angry words will just get mods attention.
Ooh, ooh, being loud is much better than reason.


I invite anyone else to contribute further verses.

OMG!! For real, and I don't care who believes me, I had a premonition about this song. As I was responding to "weareallsuckers" about how good his was, I was thinking about doing Ice Ice Baby. I was singing it in my head and thinking of alternative lyrics and everything. I love it when that happens!!

HAHAHAA - love the new tunes guys

Cause when you get there you know
that the thread will be closed
and the high tempers flared are to blame there
But a new thread will dawn
so do not go mourn
the ones that go down the drain here......

Hmm I think I got the words from different verses in there..oops, never mind, here's another verse that should have followed your first verse..


Here's a place we can go
to discuss what is so
and you know sometimes it gets confusing
is it Darwin or God?
Did I cheese off a Mod?
cause you know that these things can get heated
Ooh, and UM makes me wonder....
ooh, and UM makes me wonder....


...and here's Led Zep's second verse - I didn't know it that well)
(Theres a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook
Theres a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.)

Sing to the tune of 'Jerusalem'......


And did those threads,
About ancient times.
Cause an almighty ker...fuf...fle.
And mere mention of Sitchin or Icke,
Was like a flapping red rag to a bull.

But speculation's not a crime,
Far out thoughts won't make members ill.
So we will boldly go... and build ideas,
UM's no dark satanic mill.


Bring me my links of internet gold.
Bring me my quotes that take me higher.
Bring me my keyboard, as thoughts unfold.
Set my computer screen on fire.

WE shall not cease all day and night,
Nor shall the thoughts be weak or bland.
Till we have shared some fine ideas...
In UM's clean and pleasant land.................

That is a very intelligent one Bee, well done!

Sing to thriller by wacko...

its close to midnight,
something evils typing in the dark
under the moonlight, you see a topic that almost stops your heart.
you try to scream, but the last post just takes it,
you start to freeze, bloody computer needs upgrading - oh please.
---
cause this is unex, unex night.
and no ones gonna save you from the mod about to strike,
you know its unex, unex night.
your fighting for your rights tonight.
----
you hear the door slam, and realise theres a ghost creeping up from behind,
you feel the cold coffee, and wonder if you should make another one.
you close your eyes - and wonder if the monitor as caused your squint.
your out of time.
----
cause this is unex, unex night.
and no ones gonna save you from the mod about to strike,
you know its unex, unex night.
your fighting for your rights tonight.
----
there out to get you, moderators hiding everywhere.
they will ban you unless you conform to the board guidlines,
know is the time to behave, so lets cuddle up closer.
----
cause this is unex, unex night.
and no ones gonna save you from the mod about to strike,
you know its unex, unex night.
your fighting for your rights tonight.
----
Darkness falls across the screen
your internet provider is being mean.
you crawl around in search of the plug,
to try and reboot or get rid of the bug.
and what so ever you will find,
the wrong program you will delete.
so you must stand and face your mom or dad
and tell them why your friggin mad.
the junk of fourty years - no cleaning up thats really bad.
and though you fight to state your case.
mom and dad get off there face,
by drinking beer and smoking pot,
your body starts to quiver, for no mere mortal can resist
the evil that is thinner...
END WITH DEEP LAUGHTER...

Awwww...cheers!




And to thunderous applause.........as the UM theatre is filled with cries of "BRAVO!".......

Thanks... took me ages to think it up lol.

Couldn't resist the temptation to impute that people who don't believe everything they see are duller and dafter than the great Believers, eh, Bee?

--Jaylemurph

Oh my!!! Your words not mine.......I plead 'not guilty' to charges of imputation.

But inspired by your mini attack or defence....or...what-ever it was....

I have another song....a seasonal one....



Sing to the tune of 'While Shepherds Watch Their Flocks by Night'


While sceptics block and mock and fight,
So sure they're on firm ground.
The persistent don't just say "You're right!"
And continue to dig around.

Fear not, say we, no need to dread
Untamed thoughts of curious minds.
Who knows when new developments will spring
On you and all mankind.?........

Absolutely!! BRAVO BRAVO!!

Cat is astonished and impressed by the imagination and creativity exhibited here.. well done all

I came across this thread by a fluke accident, and I think it deserves 'bumping'... so here's my entreé...

To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody.... (may I be forgiven), and in memorandam of many an 'early night in bed' that finished at 03:00 (oooh... just one more post.... ).



Is this the real truth ?
Is this just fantasy ?
Tinfoil hat ramblings ?
An escape from reality ?

Open your eyes,
Look up to the stars and see....

Late in the evening, nursing my mug of tea,
I watch the stories in my laptops glow
See tempers flare, see theories flow.
Anyway way the wind blows, UM's always there for me,
For me.


She-Ra, starts a new thread
Growth Hormones for you and me, in
Science and Technology
"Poison", says Pred/Alien King
But Bogcreeper and Atheist' disagree

Meanwhile (click 'view new posts')

fullywired's making fur fly
By questioning the bible: my oh my,
Carry on, carry on, this could turn into a train wreck.


Too late,my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Bodys aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody- got to log off now.
Gotta leave you all behind and go to sleep-
What the..? , (click on 'view new po-osts')
Bob26003 is back,
I better stick around and see what happens

<gtr solo>

I see a little silhouetto of a Ghost,
"Photoshop, Photoshop", sceptics sneer and start the fighting.
Trolls and nasty flamers - who will stop them frightining - me ?

Fluffybunny,
Waspy Dwarf,
Tiggs and Irish,
Magikman
Saruman: figaro-magnifico-o-o-o

Psi balls and PK, Alien astronomy
Bigfoot and skinwalkers, spaceships landing in a tree
Spare me my life from this monstrosity
Easy come but hard to go, will you let me go ?

Bismmillah ! No - we will not let you go (view new posts)
Bismmillah ! No - we will not let you go (view new posts)
Bismmillah ! No - we will not let you go (view new posts)
click on 'view new posts'
click on 'view new posts'
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
More new posts, more new threads ,mama mia let me go-
Its 3 A.M. and I need another mug of tea...of tea.. of teaaaaaaaa

<gtr solo>

So you think Roswell Aliens invented Mince Pies ?
So you think that the government's telling you lies ?
Ooooooh... maybe.. though YouTube "proof"'s shady.
I just gotta get out,
I just gotta get right out of here ....

UM realy matters
(and now it's on TV )
UM really matters,
UM really matters ... To Me.

(Any way the Wind Blows....)


Meow Purr

>>>>>>>>>rushes on with an eeeeeeeenormous bunch of catnip<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Encore, encore.......

Now he can't compose anymore...catnip is for cats like opium for humans

*grabs catnip*

I'll give it back when you have finished the whole op'rah.... so far you are the the best candidate!

Heh...I like this thread.

Here's one that I type into chat every once in a while to get a laugh (especially from the Mods,since they know I'm joking):

Sung to the tune of Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 by Pink Floyd:

We don't need no Moderation
We don't need no Chat control
We have a working ignore function
Mods please leave our Chat alone
Hey! Mods! Leave our Chat alone!
All in all it's just another chat on UM
All in all it's just another chat on UM

Well done ships-cat!!!! Good one Wolf too! So glad for bringing this topic back to the fore. I've got one up my sleeve, still working on it......

Gotta love this bit of ships-cat Bohemian Rhapsody!! funny stuff
I see a little silhouetto of a Ghost,
"Photoshop, Photoshop", sceptics sneer and start the fighting.
Trolls and nasty flamers - who will stop them frightining - me ? lolol

To the tune of Iris by the Goo Goo dolls -

Why does no one believe me?
They're too ignorant to understand
That fairies and goblins are real
And bigfoot held my hand

Im a hardcore cryptid believer
I pretend to be a scien - test
even though I dont know
what Im talking about
You're too ignorant to understand


Hehe

Good one! I love Iris.

Here we go...to Robert Palmer's Addicted To Love:

The kids are gone, hubby's not home
I'm here, I'm on my own
My hands sweat, my head aches
Just one false step, is all it takes....

I can't work, I can't think
There's no doubt, it's not a drink
It's not drugs, I can't breathe
It's just my email, is what I need...

Whoa, I like to think that I'm too strong to give in...oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say - I just can't stop myself
You know, I'm gonna have to face it
I'm addicted to UM

Yaaay - thanks for the comments.

Wolf has inspired me with his 'Another Brick'... Here is a somewhat more obscure track from the same Album, called "Comfortably Numb".

Hello ?
Is there anybody in here ?
I want to share my theory..
Is there anyone at home ?

Come on, now,
I hear this is THE forum,
For talking about strange things,
..and I saw it on Tee Vee.

Perhaps,
I'll just get on and post it ?
with supporting link,
And then I'll see what people think ?

That is no post, you are repeating;
a distant thread we had here before,
It's in the wrong forum and, hey..
Your links work, but don't support what you say !
You wrote that piece as though you where in a fever,
You UFO pics just look like two balloons
You don't explain; we do not understand.
You are just writing spam.
You - are just - comfortably dumb !

OK, I'll add,
Just a little extra info (link)
That should stop the Flaaa-aaaame-ing
Aha - it's done the trick.

Will it stand up ?
I do believe it's working - good.
The responses start to flow...
No more "Alien Embryo".


The threads gone 'hot', you are receiving
lots of PM's and profile 'waves'.
Your ranks gone up to government agent,
People want to know what you have to say.

When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse,
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone.
I cannot put my finger on it now.
The child is grown, but the dream goes on.

I
Have become.
Comfortably UM.


Meow Purr.

To the tune of "Bills Bills Bills by Destiny's Child"

At first it started out real cool
Interesting thread that no one’s ever made
But now, its starting to slow down
The cryptid posters shot it down
Ruining a haunting thread
The skeptics should be handling

Two pages in, the argument has hit its peak
Oh not again, they’ve thrown in some profanity
The mods, they’ll know what to do
they’re the ones to help us out
Wait a minute, don’t lock the thread
I didn’t mean to CAPSLOCK SHOUT!


{Chorus}
I know this ghost is real!
It could be faked, but still
The truth is what I feel
Okay, whatever, just chill
You don’t have a clue, so
That sheet on strings is proof!

You have excelled with an excellent song~who would have thought that you could do that with Comfortably Numb, brilliant!