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Mr-X
That's what I'm doing wrong... :s6

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%  Wehave all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.  How about achieving 103% ?  Here's a little math that might prove  helpful. What makes life 100% ?
 If:
 A B C D E F G H I  J  K  L  M   N O  P  Q  R  S   T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z
is represented  as:
 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25  26

 Then:
      H A R  D  W  O  R  K
      8 1 18 4 23 15  18 11 = 98%

      K   N  O  W  L  E D G E
      11 14 15 23 12 5  4 7 5 = 96%

 But,
      A T   T  I  T U  D  E
      1 20  20 9 20 21 4  5 = 100%

  And,
      B  U   L   L  S  H  I  T
       2  21 12 12 19  8  9 20 =103%

 So, it stands to  reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you  there, but bullshit will put you over the
top.

 And look how far THESE will take you.

      A   S  S  K  I  S  S  I  N
      1 19 19 11  9 19 19  9  14  7 = 118%

and

B    R    O    W    N        N    O    S    I    N    G
2     18   16  23  15        15   16   19  14  15   7 = 160%
Kira
:s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2 :s2

like  it very funny
Mentalcase
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:s2 :D ;D :D :s2
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