Constipation is how to get enlightenment. No disease, only by willpower.
1-2 weeks.when it comes on like an attack,then go and don’t forget to breathe.
This might need to be done a few times.You know when it works.
Also plenty of water and fiber.

Seriously! Did I just read that?

huh... I don't know what's going on on this site today, what with sexy photos and this post... it must be cause Halloween is coming

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