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schadeaux
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 4 2003, 12:44 AM)
Q. What is this # symbol named?

A. Octothorp.

Y'see, poor old Octo was a very clumsy child, always running into things, and the sound his head made whenever it made resounding contact with an immovable object (like a wall) was "THORP!" It also left an impression on his forehead that closely resembled the # sign. So, whenever he was asked what happened, he would just say "Octo Thorp!" Hence the name octothorp.
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djdodo
QUOTE (schadeaux @ Nov 4 2003, 05:25 PM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 4 2003, 12:44 AM)
Q. What is this # symbol named?

A. Octothorp.

Y'see, poor old Octo was a very clumsy child, always running into things, and the sound his head made whenever it made resounding contact with an immovable object (like a wall) was "THORP!" It also left an impression on his forehead that closely resembled the # sign. So, whenever he was asked what happened, he would just say "Octo Thorp!" Hence the name octothorp.
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You got it ((schadeaux)) thumbsup.gif
schadeaux
Q. What is the only bone in the human body that does not connect to any other bone?
djdodo
Q. How many times per day does The average person laugh?
djdodo
QUOTE (schadeaux @ Nov 4 2003, 05:48 PM)
Q. What is the only bone in the human body that does not connect to any other bone?

A. hyoid bone
schadeaux
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 4 2003, 07:51 AM)
QUOTE (schadeaux @ Nov 4 2003, 05:48 PM)
Q.  What is the only bone in the human body that does not connect to any other bone?

A. hyoid bone

Correct, DJ!! thumbsup.gif
schadeaux
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 4 2003, 07:48 AM)
Q. How many times per day does The average person laugh?

A. The "Average" adult laughs about 17 times a day. The "Average" six year old laughs about 300 times a day.
djdodo
QUOTE (schadeaux @ Nov 4 2003, 06:08 PM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 4 2003, 07:48 AM)
Q. How many times per day does The average person laugh?

A. The "Average" adult laughs about 17 times a day. The "Average" six year old laughs about 300 times a day.

Correct thumbsup.gif
djdodo
Q. How many years Does It take a lobster to weigh one pound?
Nxt2Hvn
What is more effective than caffeine, at waking you up in the morning?
Nxt2Hvn
What is the only planet that rotates clockwise?
schadeaux
QUOTE (Nxt2Hvn @ Nov 4 2003, 09:08 AM)
What is the only planet that rotates clockwise?

A. Venus rotates clockwise, while all the other planets rotate counter-clockwise. Scientists say this is due to planetary cerifugal forces imbalancing the core, but WE know it's because Venus is blonde.








(cheap shot, I know...but you can hold it against me!) wink2.gif
Nxt2Hvn
Good Job!!!

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Nxt2Hvn
The liquid inside what young fruit can be a substitute for blood plasma?
djdodo
QUOTE (Nxt2Hvn @ Nov 4 2003, 07:26 PM)
The liquid inside what young fruit can be a substitute for blood plasma?

A. coconuts
Nxt2Hvn
Correct! thumbsup.gif
schadeaux
QUOTE (Nxt2Hvn @ Nov 4 2003, 09:07 AM)
What is more effective than caffeine, at waking you up in the morning?

Are we talkin legal or illegal substances here? huh.gif
Nxt2Hvn
No.. No..No... a very natural substance.... it is actually a fruit disgust.gif

Can you guess what it is?
gollum
QUOTE
Curling stones, including handle and bolt, shall weigh a maximum of 44 lbs. (19.96 kilograms), shall have a maximum circumference of 36 inches (91.44 centimetres) and shall be a maximum of 4.5 inches (11.43 centimetres) in height, measured between the bottom and top of the stone.



theSOURCE
I'm currently in contact with CCA and i promise to get back to you on it, if I'm wrong then you have my unreserved apology.
gollum
QUOTE
What is more effective than caffeine, at waking you up in the morning?



is it banana? huh.gif
Nxt2Hvn
Nope! Guess again!!!
gollum
Q.Who was the author of History of Franks . whistling2.gif
gollum
QUOTE
What is more effective than caffeine, at waking you up in the morning?

A. is it LEMON crying.gif
Nxt2Hvn
No.... but it does grow on trees!!! LOL

Try again!
gollum
QUOTE
No.... but it does grow on trees!!! LOL


does'nt all fruit grow on trees? huh.gif tongue.gif
Nxt2Hvn
Most ... I think....but actually tomatoes are classified as fruits and they don't grow on trees.
gollum
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Most ... I think....but actually tomatoes are classified as fruits and they don't grow on trees.


i suppose you could call a tomato plant a small tree wink2.gif tongue.gif
Nxt2Hvn
Actually ... I believe they are considered vines tongue.gif

Anymore guesses on which fruit... or do I have to tell you?
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gollum
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Anymore guesses on which fruit... or do I have to tell you?


no, i have not got a clue???? wacko.gif
Nxt2Hvn
QUOTE (golam @ Nov 4 2003, 04:57 PM)
Q.Who was the author of History of Franks . whistling2.gif

Who... as in what country?
djdodo
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 4 2003, 06:20 PM)
Q. How many years Does It take a lobster to weigh one pound?

no one guesses this yet sad.gif

QUOTE
What is more effective than caffeine, at waking you up in the morning?


A. Mango? dontgetit.gif
Nxt2Hvn
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 4 2003, 05:36 PM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 4 2003, 06:20 PM)
Q. How many years Does It take a lobster to weigh one pound?

no one guesses this yet sad.gif

QUOTE
What is more effective than caffeine, at waking you up in the morning?


A. Mango? dontgetit.gif

I looked and looked for the answer to the lobster question.... I did find out that they weigh about 1lb, 8oz. when fully grown... but that is all I could find

And no.... it's not a Mango.... (think more simple - more common)

gollum
QUOTE
Who... as in what country?



No, who as in his name. thumbsup.gif

QUOTE
Q. How many years Does It take a lobster to weigh one pound?



A. 10 years tongue.gif
Nxt2Hvn
QUOTE (golam @ Nov 4 2003, 04:57 PM)
Q.Who was the author of History of Franks . whistling2.gif

Is it "Gregory of Tours"
djdodo
QUOTE (golam @ Nov 4 2003, 08:41 PM)
QUOTE
Q. How many years Does It take a lobster to weigh one pound?



A. 10 years tongue.gif

nope .. less than that tongue.gif
gollum
QUOTE
Is it "Gregory of Tours"


is the correct answer wink2.gif thumbsup.gif
djdodo
QUOTE
And no.... it's not a Mango.... (think more simple - more common)


A. Cherry?
Nxt2Hvn
How many animal shapes are in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo?
Nxt2Hvn
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 4 2003, 05:50 PM)
QUOTE
And no.... it's not a Mango.... (think more simple - more common)


A. Cherry?

Think on a little larger scale!

One a day.....
djdodo
QUOTE (Nxt2Hvn @ Nov 4 2003, 08:53 PM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 4 2003, 05:50 PM)
QUOTE
And no.... it's not a Mango.... (think more simple - more common)


A. Cherry?

Think on a little larger scale!

One a day.....

A. Apples
Nxt2Hvn
grin2.gif Yay!!!!! You got it!!
gollum
QUOTE
How many animal shapes are in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo?



A. 18 whistling2.gif
Nxt2Hvn
QUOTE (golam @ Nov 4 2003, 05:57 PM)
QUOTE
How many animal shapes are in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo?



A. 18 whistling2.gif

You have eaten a lot of Animal Crackers in your life ... Haven't you? LOL wink2.gif
Nxt2Hvn
What is the Most popular first name in the world?
gollum
QUOTE
You have eaten a lot of Animal Crackers in your life ... Haven't you? LOL 


only one box and i'll never, ever, eat them again! wink2.gif
Nxt2Hvn
What is the fear of Vegetables called?
gollum
QUOTE
What is the Most popular first name in the world?


A. is it LI?
Nxt2Hvn
QUOTE (golam @ Nov 4 2003, 06:02 PM)
QUOTE
What is the Most popular first name in the world?


A. is it LI?

Is that an abbreviation?


The answer is Lachanophobia!
gollum
QUOTE
What is the fear of Vegetables called?



A. sensible and wise!!! w00t.gif
Nxt2Hvn
QUOTE (golam @ Nov 4 2003, 06:06 PM)
QUOTE
What is the fear of Vegetables called?



A. sensible and wise!!! w00t.gif

I agree... well ... the ones that make you "gassy" anyway!!!! LOL blink.gif
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