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djdodo
Q. How many muscles in each ear does a cat have?
moe eubleck
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 14 2003, 05:24 PM)
Q. How many muscles in each ear does a cat have?

Each ear contains twenty-seven muscles
djdodo
QUOTE (moe eubleck @ Nov 14 2003, 08:26 PM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 14 2003, 05:24 PM)
Q. How many muscles in each ear does a cat have?

Each ear contains twenty-seven muscles

nopes .. try again sad.gif
moe eubleck
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 14 2003, 06:21 PM)
QUOTE (moe eubleck @ Nov 14 2003, 08:26 PM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 14 2003, 05:24 PM)
Q. How many muscles in each ear does a cat have?

Each ear contains twenty-seven muscles

nopes .. try again sad.gif

32 ???
djdodo
QUOTE (moe eubleck @ Nov 14 2003, 09:27 PM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 14 2003, 06:21 PM)
QUOTE (moe eubleck @ Nov 14 2003, 08:26 PM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 14 2003, 05:24 PM)
Q. How many muscles in each ear does a cat have?

Each ear contains twenty-seven muscles

nopes .. try again sad.gif

32 ???

correct thumbsup.gif
djdodo
Q. Who is the guy wo didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery?
schadeaux
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 14 2003, 12:08 PM)
Q.  Who is the guy wo didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery?

A. My grandmother. She went in to have her ovaries removed and the doctors did some other shopping while they were at it. By the time they were done she had lost 26 lbs. To seal the incision, they had to remove a strip of flesh (about 2.5 inch wide, I think) across her abdomin. That strip included her belly button, and was she P.O.ed! She never did forgive the doctors, and always wondered if St. Peter would let he into heaven without that little bit of proof that she was actually born... kind of a celestial Green Card.


(I know, probably not they one you are looking for...)
moe eubleck
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 14 2003, 07:08 PM)
Q. Who is the guy wo didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery?

a. Alfred Hitchcock ?
djdodo
QUOTE (moe eubleck @ Nov 14 2003, 10:27 PM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 14 2003, 07:08 PM)
Q.  Who is the guy wo didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery?

a. Alfred Hitchcock ?

correct thumbsup.gif
djdodo
QUOTE (schadeaux @ Nov 14 2003, 10:26 PM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 14 2003, 12:08 PM)
Q.  Who is the guy wo didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery?

A. My grandmother. She went in to have her ovaries removed and the doctors did some other shopping while they were at it. By the time they were done she had lost 26 lbs. To seal the incision, they had to remove a strip of flesh (about 2.5 inch wide, I think) across her abdomin. That strip included her belly button, and was she P.O.ed! She never did forgive the doctors, and always wondered if St. Peter would let he into heaven without that little bit of proof that she was actually born... kind of a celestial Green Card.


(I know, probably not they one you are looking for...)

lol .. I can count that as correct too, if you like thumbsup.gif
djdodo
Q. When did Louis Armstrong die? ( I want the occasion not the date)
Potholer
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 14 2003, 07:33 PM)
Q. When did Louis Armstrong die? ( I want the occasion not the date)

A. In his sleep?
djdodo
QUOTE (Potholer @ Nov 15 2003, 04:33 AM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 14 2003, 07:33 PM)
Q. When did Louis Armstrong die? ( I want the occasion not the date)

A. In his sleep?

nopes .. try again sad.gif
Lionel
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 15 2003, 01:03 AM)
Q. When did Louis Armstrong die? ( I want the occasion not the date)

A. Independence Day
djdodo
QUOTE (Lionel @ Nov 15 2003, 09:10 AM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 15 2003, 01:03 AM)
Q. When did Louis Armstrong die? ( I want the occasion not the date)

A. Independence Day

nope .. still wrong sad.gif
schadeaux
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 14 2003, 12:33 PM)
Q. When did Louis Armstrong die? ( I want the occasion not the date)

What occasion falls on 6 July? I'm sure it is someone's birthday, Probably some war started, another war ended, some important person died, the last of a species was wiped out, the biggest or smallest or oldest of something was discovered, something great was invented... huh.gif


QUOTE
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 15 2003, 01:03 AM)
Q. When did Louis Armstrong die? ( I want the occasion not the date) 


A. Independence Day


[Actually, he claimed 4 July (Independence Day (U.S.)) as his birthday. It is doubtful this is his real birthday, but there is no record to prove it one way or another. However, he did pass on 6 July, 1971.]
djdodo
QUOTE (schadeaux @ Nov 15 2003, 05:56 PM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 14 2003, 12:33 PM)
Q. When did Louis Armstrong die? ( I want the occasion not the date)

What occasion falls on 6 July? I'm sure it is someone's birthday, Probably some war started, another war ended, some important person died, the last of a species was wiped out, the biggest or smallest or oldest of something was discovered, something great was invented... huh.gif


QUOTE
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 15 2003, 01:03 AM)
Q. When did Louis Armstrong die? ( I want the occasion not the date) 


A. Independence Day


[Actually, he claimed 4 July (Independence Day (U.S.)) as his birthday. It is doubtful this is his real birthday, but there is no record to prove it one way or another. However, he did pass on 6 July, 1971.]

your so close ((schadeaux)) .. he actually died on his B-day thumbsup.gif
djdodo
Q. What is Donald Duck's middle name?
gollum
QUOTE
Q. What is Donald Duck's middle name?


A. "THE" w00t.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif wink2.gif
djdodo
QUOTE (golam @ Nov 15 2003, 08:17 PM)
QUOTE
Q. What is Donald Duck's middle name?


A. "THE" w00t.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif wink2.gif

nopes tongue.gif
Potholer
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 15 2003, 04:55 PM)
Q. What is Donald Duck's middle name?

A. Fauntleroy!
djdodo
QUOTE (Potholer @ Nov 16 2003, 08:19 AM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 15 2003, 04:55 PM)
Q. What is Donald Duck's middle name?

A. Fauntleroy!

correct thumbsup.gif
djdodo
Q. What was the occupation that was written in Al Capone's business card ?
theSOURCE
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 16 2003, 07:00 AM)
Q. What was the occupation that was written in Al Capone's business card ?

A. Used furniture dealer.
djdodo
QUOTE (theSOURCE @ Nov 16 2003, 12:30 PM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 16 2003, 07:00 AM)
Q. What was the occupation that was written in Al Capone's business card ?

A. Used furniture dealer.

Correct thumbsup.gif
djdodo
Q. There is a seven letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters .. What's that word?
gollum
QUOTE
Q. There is a seven letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters .. What's that word?



What letter does it start with? wink2.gif
djdodo
QUOTE (golam @ Nov 16 2003, 06:24 PM)
QUOTE
Q. There is a seven letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters .. What's that word?



What letter does it start with? wink2.gif

lol .. laugh.gif

Ok .. But that will be as a hint .. wink2.gif

Hint: starts with a "T"
Lionel
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 16 2003, 08:34 PM)
Q. There is a seven letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters .. What's that word?

A. Therein
djdodo
QUOTE (Lionel @ Nov 17 2003, 09:19 AM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 16 2003, 08:34 PM)
Q. There is a seven letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters .. What's that word?

A. Therein

correct ((Leo)) thumbsup.gif
djdodo
Q. A goldfish has a memory span of how many secs OR mins OR hours?
Lionel
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 17 2003, 11:56 AM)
Q. A goldfish has a memory span of how many secs OR mins OR hours?

A. 3 Seconds
djdodo
QUOTE (Lionel @ Nov 17 2003, 09:27 AM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 17 2003, 11:56 AM)
Q. A goldfish has a memory span of how many secs OR mins OR hours?

A. 3 Seconds

Correct again thumbsup.gif
djdodo
Q. What do The letters KGB stand for?
Lionel
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 17 2003, 04:55 PM)
Q. What do The letters KGB stand for?

A. Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti whistling2.gif
djdodo
QUOTE (Lionel @ Nov 17 2003, 02:29 PM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 17 2003, 04:55 PM)
Q. What do The letters KGB stand for?

A. Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti whistling2.gif

correct thumbsup.gif
djdodo
Q. how many vocal sounds does a dog have?
Lionel
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 17 2003, 05:24 PM)
Q. how many vocal sounds does a dog have?

A. 10
djdodo
QUOTE (Lionel @ Nov 17 2003, 02:54 PM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 17 2003, 05:24 PM)
Q. how many vocal sounds does a dog have?

A. 10

You scored again ((Leo)) thumbsup.gif
djdodo
Q. Who said: " You, Dear Friend, never can grow old; for as you were when first your eye I eyed, so seems your beauty still"?
Lionel
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 17 2003, 06:06 PM)
Q. Who said: " You, Dear Friend, never can grow old; for as you were when first your eye I eyed, so seems your beauty still"?

A. William Shakespeare
djdodo
QUOTE (Lionel @ Nov 17 2003, 03:41 PM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 17 2003, 06:06 PM)
Q. Who said: " You, Dear Friend, never can grow old; for as you were when first your eye I eyed, so seems your beauty still"?

A. William Shakespeare

YaY .. You got a point thumbsup.gif
djdodo
Q. Who killed Laura Palmer on Twin Peaks?
djdodo
Q. Who's Eric Cartman's father?
theSOURCE
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 18 2003, 08:34 AM)
Q. Who's Eric Cartman's father?

A. His mother, Liane Cartman. She's a hermaphrodite.
djdodo
QUOTE (theSOURCE @ Nov 19 2003, 01:17 AM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 18 2003, 08:34 AM)
Q. Who's Eric Cartman's father?

A. His mother, Liane Cartman. She's a hermaphrodite.

correct thumbsup.gif ((theSOURCE))
djdodo
Q. How long were Jerry Seinfeld and his pals sentenced in the series finale?
Lionel
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 18 2003, 12:32 PM)
Q. Who killed Laura Palmer on Twin Peaks?

A. Her father, Leland Palmer
Lionel
QUOTE (djdodo @ Nov 19 2003, 11:39 AM)
Q. How long were Jerry Seinfeld and his pals sentenced in the series finale?

A. One year
Nxt2Hvn
What was the name of the Cat in the Smurfs?
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