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Chauncy
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A: Stan Laurel said "If we had some eggs, we could have ham and eggs, if only we had some ham"


Correctamundo! thumbsup.gif
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What do Polar Bears cover with their paws to make them less visible while hunting?


Their noses?

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What turns a polar bear green ?
doomgirl
QUOTE (Chauncy @ Jun 23 2004, 06:15 PM)
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What do Polar Bears cover with their paws to make them less visible while hunting?


Their noses?

Correct thumbsup.gif
doomgirl
QUOTE (Chauncy @ Jun 23 2004, 06:15 PM)
What turns a polar bear green ?

sea weed? blink.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Q: How did Mike Melvill make history?
Chauncy
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What turns a polar bear green ? 


sea weed?


Close but no....its algae. Which grows on their fur sometimes and gives them a greenish hue.

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Q: How did Mike Melvill make history?


He piloted Spaceshipone original.gif

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What song has these lyrics?

By me a drink, sing me a song, take me as I come, cause I can't stay long

Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Chauncy @ Jun 23 2004, 01:03 PM)


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Q: How did Mike Melvill make history?


He piloted Spaceshipone original.gif


right on thumbsup.gif

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What song has these lyrics?

By me a drink, sing me a song, take me as I come, cause I can't stay long


Tom Petty - Mary Jane's Last Dance original.gif
doomgirl
What is the largest of the Great Lakes?
Falco Rex
The U.S./Canadian Great Lakes I'm assuming. That would be Lake Superior. The names a dead giveaway!
doomgirl
QUOTE (Falco Rex @ Jun 24 2004, 03:05 PM)
The U.S./Canadian Great Lakes I'm assuming. That would be Lake Superior. The names a dead giveaway!

Correct thumbsup.gif




The explosion of Mt. St. Helens was 500 times greater than what?
Potholer
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The explosion of Mt. St. Helens was 500 times greater than what?


A. The blast was equivalent to 500 times the power of the atomic bomb that flattened Hiroshima.

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moe eubleck
question : Are we allowed to use the search engine to answer question ?
Chauncy
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question : Are we allowed to use the search engine to answer question ?


A: Yes, everyone but you.

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Q: Who once knew Bruce Lee as Kato?
doomgirl
QUOTE (doomgirl @ Jun 24 2004, 03:12 PM)
The explosion of Mt. St. Helens was 500 times greater than what?

correct thumbsup.gif



Q What animal is thought to have started the Chicago Fire in 1871?
doomgirl
QUOTE (Chauncy @ Jun 24 2004, 07:22 PM)
Q: Who once knew Bruce Lee as Kato?

Well for starters, I did tongue.gif
Falco Rex
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Q What animal is thought to have started the Chicago Fire in 1871?


A: Mrs. O'Learys' Cow! Bad Bossy!!


Q: What is Fidel Castros' lesser known brothers' name?
doomgirl
QUOTE (Falco Rex @ Jun 24 2004, 09:59 PM)
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Q What animal is thought to have started the Chicago Fire in 1871?


A: Mrs. O'Learys' Cow! Bad Bossy!!

Correct thumbsup.gif
doomgirl
QUOTE (Falco Rex @ Jun 24 2004, 09:59 PM)
Q: What is Fidel Castros' lesser known brothers' name?

A Raul







Q Why must sharks swim constantly to avoid sinking?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (moe eubleck @ Jun 24 2004, 01:41 AM)
question : Are we allowed to use the search engine to answer question ?

A: correct thumbsup.gif laugh.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Q: Can you identify the following?

The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees,
The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas.

Lottie
The Highwayman

By Alfred Noyes

Part One
I
The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees,
The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
The road was a ribbon of moonlight, over the purple moor,
And the highwayman came riding-
Riding-riding-
The highwayman came riding, up to the old inn-door.

II
He'd a French cocked-hat on his forehead, a bunch of lace at his chin,
A coat of the claret velvet, and breeches of brown doe-skin;
They fitted with never a wrinkle: his boots were up to the thigh!
And he rode with a jewelled twinkle,
His pistol butts a-twinkle,
His rapier hilt a-twinkle, under the jewelled sky.

III
Over the cobbles he clattered and clashed in the dark inn-yard,
And he tapped with his whip on the shutters, but all was locked and barred;
He whistled a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
But the landlord's black-eyed daughter,
Bess, the landlord's daughter,
Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.

IV
And dark in the old inn-yard a stable-wicket creaked
Where Tim the ostler listened; his face was white and peaked;
His eyes were hollows of madness, his hair like mouldy hay,
But he loved the landlord's daughter,
The landlord's red-lipped daughter,
Dumb as a dog he listened, and he heard the robber say-

V
"One kiss, my bonny sweetheart, I'm after a prize to-night,
But I shall be back with the yellow gold before the morning light;
Yet, if they press me sharply, and harry me through the day,
Then look for me by moonlight,
Watch for me by moonlight,
I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way."

VI
He rose upright in the stirrups; he scarce could reach her hand,
But she loosened her hair i' the casement! His face burnt like a brand
As the black cascade of perfume came tumbling over his breast;
And he kissed its waves in the moonlight,
(Oh, sweet black waves in the moonlight!)
Then he tugged at his rein in the moonlight, and galloped away to the West.
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Right on Lottie
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Q: What poem refers to the Northern Lights, queer sights and a night on the marge of Lake Lebarge?
Lottie
The Cremation of Sam Mcgee.

Here is an extract:

There are strange things done in the midnight sun

By the men who moil for gold;

The Arctic trails have their secret tales

That would make your blood run cold;

The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,

But the queerest they ever did see

Was that night on the marge of Lake LeBarge

I cremated Sam McGee.

by Robert Service

A rather chilling poem... ph34r.gif
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Lottie @ Jun 24 2004, 01:12 PM)
The Cremation of Sam Mcgee....by Robert Service

A rather chilling poem... ph34r.gif

Correct thumbsup.gif Believe it or not I think that every Canadian kid has had to read that poem in the 8th grade. laugh.gif It's one of my favourites.
Potholer
I love the highwayman! We did it in 3rd form (age 13 - is that 9th grade?) It's so very Romeo and Juliet wub.gif and so sad *sigh*

Q. What is arachibutyraphobia? (quite sure that's how it's spelt)

Q. What is the only country with a single colour on it's flag?

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Potholer
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Potholer @ Jun 25 2004, 01:08 AM)
Q. What is arachibutyraphobia? (quite sure that's how it's spelt)


The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth phobia



Aaaargh!!

user posted image


RulerOfSquirrels
QUOTE (Potholer @ Jun 25 2004, 06:08 AM)
Q. What is the only country with a single colour on it's flag?

A: Libya, just a big green piece of cloth...
Chauncy
Q: What did Wilhelm Roentgen discover in 1895?

Q: Who directed and co-starred in Easy Rider ?

Nxt2Hvn
QUOTE (Chauncy @ Jun 25 2004, 07:02 PM)
Q: What did Wilhelm Roentgen discover in 1895?

A: X-Rays
jeceris
not sure chauncey if it was peter fonda or jack nicholson.
but i'll take a guess and say jack nicholson.
Potholer
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Jun 25 2004, 06:29 AM)
QUOTE (Potholer @ Jun 25 2004, 01:08 AM)
Q. What is arachibutyraphobia? (quite sure that's how it's spelt)


The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth phobia



Indeed it is!

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QUOTE (Potholer @ Jun 25 2004, 06:08 AM)
Q. What is the only country with a single colour on it's flag?



A: Libya, just a big green piece of cloth...


Well done to ye grin2.gif
Chauncy
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not sure chauncey if it was peter fonda or jack nicholson.
but i'll take a guess and say jack nicholson


Good guess, but it was Denis Hopper. original.gif
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064276/

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QUOTE (Chauncy @ Jun 25 2004, 07:02 PM)
Q: What did Wilhelm Roentgen discover in 1895? 


A: X-Rays


Nxt2Hvn gets a gold star!!!

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Q: Who are the only US presidents to be impeached?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Chauncy @ Jun 25 2004, 06:54 PM)
Q: Who are the only US presidents to be impeached?

A:Nixon & Clinton?
RulerOfSquirrels
Wasn't it Johnson and Clinton?
Chauncy
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Q: Who are the only US presidents to be impeached? 


A:Nixon & Clinton?


Close, but Nixon resigned prior to impeacment, then was absolved of any criminal prosecution as a result of a full pardon by his successor VP Gerald Ford.

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Wasn't it Johnson and Clinton?


Yes it was these two. thumbsup.gif

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Johnson, a Southern Democrat who became president after Lincoln's assassination, supported a mild policy of Reconstruction after the Civil War. The Radical Republicans in Congress were furious at his leniency toward ex-Confederates and obvious lack of concern for ex-slaves, demonstrated by his veto of civil rights bills and opposition to the Fourteenth Amendment. To protect Radical Republicans in Johnson's administration and diminish the strength of the president, Congress passed the Tenure of Office Act in 1867, which prohibited the president from dismissing office holders without the Senate's approval. A defiant Johnson tested the constitutionality of the Act by attempting to oust Secretary of War Edwin M. Stanton. His violation of the Act became the basis for impeachment in 1868. But the Senate was one vote short of the two-thirds majority needed to convict, and Johnson was acquitted May 26, 1868.

http://www.infoplease.com/spot/impeach.html

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Q: What's the world's longest national highway?

Q: What ancient Greek earth-mother is linked to the New Age theory that our planet is a living organism?
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Gaia
Nikolaos
QUOTE (Chauncey)
Q: What's the world's longest national highway?

A: <jeopardy>What is the Trans-Canada Highway?</jeopardy>

QUOTE (Chauncey)
Q: What ancient Greek earth-mother is linked to the New Age theory that our planet is a living organism?

A: Gaia
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Q: What is the world's longest street and how long is it?
Nikolaos
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Jun 30 2004, 12:48 PM)
Q: What is the world's longest street and how long is it?

A:Yonge Street; almost 1,900 km long
Chauncy
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Q: What ancient Greek earth-mother is linked to the New Age theory that our planet is a living organism?

Gaia


Very good.......buncha smarty pants here original.gif

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Q: What's the world's longest national highway?


A: <jeopardy>What is the Trans-Canada Highway?</jeopardy>


Another correct answer original.gif

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Q: What celebrity did paremedic Ulysses S. Jones try to resuscitate in an ambulance driven by Charlie Crosby, in August of 1977?
Nikolaos
QUOTE (Chauncy @ Jun 30 2004, 12:55 PM)
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Q: What celebrity did paremedic Ulysses S. Jones try to resuscitate in an ambulance driven by Charlie Crosby, in August of 1977?

A: Elvis "The King" Presley
Daughter of the Nine Moons
QUOTE (Nikolaos @ Jun 30 2004, 01:50 PM)
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Jun 30 2004, 12:48 PM)
Q: What is the world's longest street and how long is it?

A:Yonge Street; almost 1,900 km long

Right on Nik thumbsup.gif
RulerOfSquirrels
Q: What's the oldest continually inhabited street in America?
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Q: What is paraskavedekatriaphobia?
Janiel
QUOTE (RulerOfSquirrels @ Jul 2 2004, 12:12 AM)
Q: What's the oldest continually inhabited street in America?
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Q: What is paraskavedekatriaphobia?

1. Elfreth's Alley


2. morbid, irrational fear of Friday the 13th (did a project on phobias tongue.gif ) and it's paraskevidekatriaphobia not paraskavedekatriaphobia
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Q: How do you say friday in greek?
thebarman
QUOTE (Daughter of the Nine Moons @ Jul 2 2004, 01:45 PM)
Q: How do you say friday in greek?


(hope your browser supports this text)

A: Παρασκευή

Source
Daughter of the Nine Moons
Right on thebarman thumbsup.gif or in english paraskevi
Rejection
Q: Pull one off and scratch my head , What once was red is black instead.

What am i talking about? original.gif
RulerOfSquirrels
You got them janielsenj thumbup.gif

A: A match?
Rejection
yep. well done ruler of squirrels. It was a match!
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