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Bigfoot_Is_Real
correct now tell me what it means
schadeaux
huh.gif Methinkst Bigfoot and Rykster need hobbies...

Rykster for taking the time to type that monster... notworthy.gif

and Bigfoot for knowing what it means... tongue.gif

wacko.gif


Now... How many of you plugged that word into Google???? w00t.gif
Bigfoot_Is_Real
me and i know the answer but rykster i have to admit you really do have alot of time to type in words like that wacko.gif
Tillghast
Woah, I dont think anyone will get that.
Bigfoot_Is_Real
I know it tongue.gif
Rykster
QUOTE(schadeaux @ Feb 7 2006, 08:49 PM) [snapback]1052752[/snapback]

huh.gif Methinkst Bigfoot and Rykster need hobbies...

Rykster for taking the time to type that monster... notworthy.gif

and Bigfoot for knowing what it means... tongue.gif


Typed?
Not bloody likely.
Ever heard of copy/paste?
Sheesh!
Pyro Pheenix
Isn't it a part of the DNA? huh.gif
Bigfoot_Is_Real
close but no
Rykster
It is a 1,913-letter chemical name for the tryptophan synthetase A protein
Bigfoot_Is_Real
CORRECT!!! ( ps i know you googled it becasue thats the same defintion i got )
Rykster
^
What?
Ya thought I was gonna go make some?! crying.gif



...and it was Yahoo! BTW
Bigfoot_Is_Real
lol
Tillghast
Here's one.

True or False. Peter Jackosn dropped out of high school.
Yelekiah
Didn't he get something similar to a GED?
Bigfoot_Is_Real
QUOTE(Tillghast @ Feb 10 2006, 12:02 AM) [snapback]1056339[/snapback]

Here's one.

True or False. Peter Jackosn dropped out of high school.


True
Tillghast
Correct!
TK0001
What American city's 3 professional sports franchises all wear the same colors?
ohforthelovveof..............
Xanthophobia is the Fear of the color yellow or the word yellow,what is the fear of the color purple called?

Rykster
Princeophobia?
TK0001
Oprahphobia?
Rykster
Porphyrophobia
joeej
QUOTE(TK0001 @ Feb 24 2006, 05:31 PM) [snapback]1077480[/snapback]

What American city's 3 professional sports franchises all wear the same colors?


A. Pittsburg - the Pirates, Penguins and the Steelers all use black, white and gold
TK0001
QUOTE(joeej @ Feb 28 2006, 04:27 PM) [snapback]1084157[/snapback]

A. Pittsburg - the Pirates, Penguins and the Steelers all use black, white and gold


Correct!
punish3ment
I just discovered this thread today...Anyway

Q. Which Aircraft Replaced the RAFs Bulldog in 1999?
Immortal Norway
Q: From which nation was the guy that invented the paper clip ?
Waspie_Dwarf
QUOTE(Ajax is kewl @ Mar 23 2006, 10:39 PM) [snapback]1117681[/snapback]

I just discovered this thread today...Anyway

Q. Which Aircraft Replaced the RAFs Bulldog in 1999?


The The Grob Tutor T1 become the RAFs primart trainer in 1999.
strangebutsmart
Q.What is the length of the digestive tract?
strangebutsmart
QUOTE(Norwegian Phoenix @ Apr 5 2006, 08:41 AM) [snapback]1134654[/snapback]

Q: From which nation was the guy that invented the paper clip ?


A.China?
Kryso
QUOTE(strangebutsmart @ Apr 14 2006, 01:41 AM) [snapback]1146567[/snapback]

Q.What is the length of the digestive tract?


6 - 7 m (whole intestine)

"The large intestine is about 5 feet (1.5 meters) long and is made up of the cecum; the ascending, transverse, descending, and sigmoid portions of the colon; and the rectum."

"It [the small intestine] is about 18 to 21 feet long and has a diameter of about 1 1/2 inches."

Link
ghosty
QUOTE(SaRuMaN @ Aug 17 2003, 11:49 AM) [snapback]57863[/snapback]

Q. The word 'Poltergeist' is German for what ?



A. Noisy Ghost original.gif
Hirotho
Two men are in a prison cell together. One goes to the other
"How long are you going to be here for?"
The other man replies
"30 years for armed robbery. What about you?"
"I'll be here for only a tenth of the time you will be plus the amount of time it takes me to chew through the metal bars that enclose us in here."
"Why will you need to chew through the metal bars when you've done your time?"
"You'll see soon enough..."

Question is: How long does the man have to stay there for?
ghosty
QUOTE(Hirotho @ Apr 27 2006, 11:33 AM) [snapback]1166004[/snapback]

Two men are in a prison cell together. One goes to the other
"How long are you going to be here for?"
The other man replies
"30 years for armed robbery. What about you?"
"I'll be here for only a tenth of the time you will be plus the amount of time it takes me to chew through the metal bars that enclose us in here."
"Why will you need to chew through the metal bars when you've done your time?"
"You'll see soon enough..."

Question is: How long does the man have to stay there for?



HMMM..... 10 years and a life time hehehe
strangebutsmart
QUOTE(Kryso @ Apr 27 2006, 10:06 AM) [snapback]1165979[/snapback]

6 - 7 m (whole intestine)

"The large intestine is about 5 feet (1.5 meters) long and is made up of the cecum; the ascending, transverse, descending, and sigmoid portions of the colon; and the rectum."

"It [the small intestine] is about 18 to 21 feet long and has a diameter of about 1 1/2 inches."

Link



correct!
strangebutsmart
Q:According to the IQ scale; what is the IQ number that tells you that you have
Profound Retardation?

Q:How do you spell "good morning" in the german,Italian, and the spanish language?
TwilightSilver
QUOTE(strangebutsmart @ May 11 2006, 10:32 PM) [snapback]1185254[/snapback]

Q:According to the IQ scale; what is the IQ number that tells you that you have
Profound Retardation?

Q:How do you spell "good morning" in the german,Italian, and the spanish language?



A: Guten Morgen (German) Buona Mattina (Italian) Buenos Dias (Spanish) I know I don't have a fancy shmansy keyboard for the doohickeys in the languages.

A: IQ 50 to 55 going on to 70 = Educationaly able metal retardation

I hope I got 'em right.
java script:emoticon(':D', 'smid_4')
grin2.gif
sergestorms
QUOTE(TK0001 @ Feb 24 2006, 06:31 PM) [snapback]1077480[/snapback]

What American city's 3 professional sports franchises all wear the same colors?



Pittsburgh, PA
strangebutsmart
QUOTE(TwilightSilver @ May 31 2006, 02:41 AM) [snapback]1212128[/snapback]

A: Guten Morgen (German) Buona Mattina (Italian) Buenos Dias (Spanish) I know I don't have a fancy shmansy keyboard for the doohickeys in the languages.

A: IQ 50 to 55 going on to 70 = Educationaly able metal retardation

I hope I got 'em right.
java script:emoticon(':D', 'smid_4')
grin2.gif



you got'm right! thumbsup.gif
louie
if i was to quote from a movie, " would you like a sandwich mother " .
what movie would i be talking about.
The Black Knight
I would have to say..."Freddy Got Fingered" featuring Tom Green.
louie
QUOTE(The Black Knight @ Jul 11 2006, 05:14 AM) [snapback]1265236[/snapback]

I would have to say..."Freddy Got Fingered" featuring Tom Green.

nope...
louie
QUOTE(louie @ Jul 11 2006, 07:26 PM) [snapback]1265905[/snapback]

nope...

ok ill add another hint.
"Would you like a sandwich mother" ........... WHACK.
justcallmefox
What's the answer to yours, Hirotho?

I'm thinking 10 years to life, but i'm not sure...
The Black Knight
Perhaps the man has the death penalty? Or maybe he has no teeth...OR he could be like this guy I once saw on Guiness World Records who ate metal for lunch, in which case, he`s there for only 3 years. And as for that movie quote, I`m sticking with my reply of "Freddy Got Fingered". If you wanna be picky, perhaps I`ll change my answer to "Cinderella".
strangebutsmart
QUOTE(Hirotho @ Apr 27 2006, 10:33 AM) [snapback]1166004[/snapback]

Two men are in a prison cell together. One goes to the other
"How long are you going to be here for?"
The other man replies
"30 years for armed robbery. What about you?"
"I'll be here for only a tenth of the time you will be plus the amount of time it takes me to chew through the metal bars that enclose us in here."
"Why will you need to chew through the metal bars when you've done your time?"
"You'll see soon enough..."

Question is: How long does the man have to stay there for?



1 second, if the answers wrong my 2nd answer is, None.
Or maybe, 20 years?
The Black Knight
Good thing we get hints in this topic, otherwise a lot of us would be pretty stumped over certain questions.
AtlantisRises
Q. What is the origin of the line "It was a dark and stormy night..."
ex infernis
Q. what is the most expensive metal?
AtlantisRises
QUOTE
Q. what is the most expensive metal?



Molybdumum?, maybe Platinum or Plutonium?
ex infernis
QUOTE(AtlantisRises @ Aug 9 2006, 06:46 PM) [snapback]1301684[/snapback]

Molybdumum?, maybe Platinum or Plutonium?

nope none of those
Ring Tailed Lemur
Q. name five non-malagasy prosimians
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