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djdodo
This is a very very easy one wink2.gif

Q. Who said: "To Be or not To Be" .. and Where was it said?
Lionel
QUOTE (djdodo @ Oct 28 2003, 12:05 PM)
This is a very very easy one wink2.gif

Q. Who said: "To Be or not To Be" .. and Where was it said?

A. Shakesphere, Hamlet
djdodo
QUOTE (Lionel @ Oct 28 2003, 10:16 AM)
QUOTE (djdodo @ Oct 28 2003, 12:05 PM)
This is a very very easy one  wink2.gif

Q. Who said: "To Be or not To Be" .. and Where was it said?

A. Shakesphere, Hamlet

You got it ((Leo))thumbsup.gif
Lionel
QUOTE (schadeaux @ Oct 25 2003, 01:20 AM)
Q.  What is the name of the earliest known Werewolf?

I dont seem to find any information on this, please give us another hint original.gif
Lionel
Q. Whose career was ruined when he failed to respond to RMS Titanic's distress flares?
schadeaux
QUOTE (schadeaux @ Oct 27 2003, 02:13 PM)
QUOTE (Lionel @ Oct 27 2003, 04:11 AM)
QUOTE (schadeaux @ Oct 25 2003, 01:20 AM)
Q.  What is the name of the earliest known Werewolf?

A. Gilgamesh ? dontgetit.gif

Getting closer, Lionel. original.gif Gilgamesh was a great and powerful king (kinda strange dude, too), but not a werewolf.

You were very close with this one, Lionel. Gilgamesh was not a werewolf. However...
schadeaux
QUOTE (Lionel @ Oct 28 2003, 04:16 AM)
Q. Whose career was ruined when he failed to respond to RMS Titanic's distress flares?

A. Mr Stanley Lord, Captain of the SS California.


Actually, Captain Lord would have responded immediately had he heard the actual call of alarm. Being half asleep as he was, he did not hear “Ship distress flairs! Captain to the bridge! Emergency! All hands on deck, sir!” What came to his ears was “She’s undressed, Sair! Keepin’ da rhythm! Can ye see?!? Her hands are on me p***er!” Well, CPT Lord just figured the crew had gotten into the wine casks again and decided to deal with it in the morning.

Meanwhile, Crewman Riley was down swabbing the deck in the radio room, since the Radioman had went to bed for the night. To help him while away the boring labor he had tuned the radio to a catchy polka and was merrily dancing away to the tune of “…---… …---…” stepstepstep steeepsteeepsteeep stepstepstep…

Captain Lord got hit with a world of misery, but Crewman Riley got a commendation for a spotless radio room.
Lionel
QUOTE (schadeaux @ Oct 28 2003, 10:14 PM)
QUOTE (Lionel @ Oct 28 2003, 04:16 AM)
Q. Whose career was ruined when he failed to respond to RMS Titanic's distress flares?

A. Mr Stanley Lord, Captain of the SS California.


Actually, Captain Lord would have responded immediately had he heard the actual call of alarm. Being half asleep as he was, he did not hear “Ship distress flairs! Captain to the bridge! Emergency! All hands on deck, sir!” What came to his ears was “She’s undressed, Sair! Keepin’ da rhythm! Can ye see?!? Her hands are on me p***er!” Well, CPT Lord just figured the crew had gotten into the wine casks again and decided to deal with it in the morning.

Meanwhile, Crewman Riley was down swabbing the deck in the radio room, since the Radioman had went to bed for the night. To help him while away the boring labor he had tuned the radio to a catchy polka and was merrily dancing away to the tune of “…---… …---…” stepstepstep steeepsteeepsteeep stepstepstep…

Captain Lord got hit with a world of misery, but Crewman Riley got a commendation for a spotless radio room.

Correct schadeaux thumbsup.gif
Lionel
QUOTE (schadeaux @ Oct 25 2003, 01:20 AM)
Q.  What is the name of the earliest known Werewolf?

A. Enkidu
Allie
Q. False teeth were made from ivory, porcelain, or what else in the early 1800s???
Lionel
QUOTE (Allie @ Oct 29 2003, 08:17 AM)
Q. False teeth were made from ivory, porcelain, or what else in the early 1800s???

A. Wood cool.gif
Lionel
Q. What is a colugos?
Allie
QUOTE (Lionel @ Oct 28 2003, 10:51 PM)
QUOTE (Allie @ Oct 29 2003, 08:17 AM)
Q. False teeth were made from ivory, porcelain, or what else in the early 1800s???

A. Wood cool.gif

Nope sorry Lionel try again.......
schadeaux
QUOTE (Lionel @ Oct 28 2003, 07:34 PM)
QUOTE (schadeaux @ Oct 25 2003, 01:20 AM)
Q.  What is the name of the earliest known Werewolf?

A. Enkidu

Enkidu is correct! thumbsup.gif


And now for the essay question........


Nah.... wink2.gif
Lionel
QUOTE (Lionel @ Oct 29 2003, 08:21 AM)
QUOTE (Allie @ Oct 29 2003, 08:17 AM)
Q. False teeth were made from ivory, porcelain, or what else in the early 1800s???

A. Wood cool.gif

A. Silver ?
Allie
QUOTE (Lionel @ Oct 28 2003, 11:05 PM)
QUOTE (Lionel @ Oct 29 2003, 08:21 AM)
QUOTE (Allie @ Oct 29 2003, 08:17 AM)
Q. False teeth were made from ivory, porcelain, or what else in the early 1800s???

A. Wood cool.gif

A. Silver ?

Sorry, Guess again.....
Lionel
QUOTE (Lionel @ Oct 29 2003, 08:21 AM)
QUOTE (Allie @ Oct 29 2003, 08:17 AM)
Q. False teeth were made from ivory, porcelain, or what else in the early 1800s???

A. Wood cool.gif

A. Whale Bones
Allie
QUOTE (Lionel @ Oct 28 2003, 11:09 PM)
QUOTE (Lionel @ Oct 29 2003, 08:21 AM)
QUOTE (Allie @ Oct 29 2003, 08:17 AM)
Q. False teeth were made from ivory, porcelain, or what else in the early 1800s???

A. Wood cool.gif

A. Whale Bones

A. Whalebones.....

Good job Lionel....... original.gif
Allie
QUOTE (Lionel @ Oct 28 2003, 10:55 PM)
Q. What is a colugos?

A. A flying Lemur......
Lionel
QUOTE (Allie @ Oct 29 2003, 08:44 AM)
QUOTE (Lionel @ Oct 28 2003, 10:55 PM)
Q. What is a colugos?

A. A flying Lemur......

Correct Allie thumbsup.gif
Lionel
Q. What is our most sensitive organ?
Allie
Q. Who invented the soda pop???????
Lionel
QUOTE (Allie @ Oct 29 2003, 09:01 AM)
Q. Who invented the soda pop???????

A. Joseph Priestley
Allie
QUOTE (Lionel @ Oct 28 2003, 11:24 PM)
Q. What is our most sensitive organ?

A. Skin??????
Lionel
QUOTE (Allie @ Oct 29 2003, 09:06 AM)
QUOTE (Lionel @ Oct 28 2003, 11:24 PM)
Q. What is our most sensitive organ?

A. Skin??????

Sorry Allie, wrong Answer sad.gif
Allie
QUOTE (Lionel @ Oct 28 2003, 11:34 PM)
QUOTE (Allie @ Oct 29 2003, 09:01 AM)
Q. Who invented the soda pop???????

A. Joseph Priestley

A. Joseph Priestley

Good Lionel...... original.gif
gollum
what speed do radio-waves travel at?
Lionel
QUOTE (golam @ Oct 30 2003, 02:14 PM)
what speed do radio-waves travel at?

A. At the speed of light (186,000 miles per second).
gollum
congratulations lionel, you got it ! thumbsup.gif
gollum
subject:- ANTENNA PROPAGATION.


what 2 types of wave make up Space Wave? huh.gif
schadeaux
QUOTE (golam @ Oct 30 2003, 02:23 AM)
subject:- ANTENNA PROPAGATION.


what 2 types of wave make up Space Wave? huh.gif

A. Sky wave and Surface wave.


Well, it used to be the Tsunami and Hurricane waves, but that was a theory developed by King Cahouna after a particularly rad ripper night over at Billy's Bongo Club out by Zuma. King has since moved on to better waves. Dude.
gollum
sorry, shadeaux, but sky wave and surface wave is the wrong answer, although you are on the right track thumbsup.gif
schadeaux
QUOTE (golam @ Oct 30 2003, 02:23 AM)
subject:- ANTENNA PROPAGATION.


what 2 types of wave make up Space Wave? huh.gif

A. How about Constructive and Deconstructive?? dontgetit.gif
gollum
wrong, but you where on the right track the first time thumbsup.gif
schadeaux
QUOTE (golam @ Oct 30 2003, 02:23 AM)
subject:- ANTENNA PROPAGATION.


what 2 types of wave make up Space Wave? huh.gif

A. OK, I asked our radar geeks about this one. They said Direct and Reflect. Whatever that means. What do I know. I do weapon systems.
gollum
you can give your radar GEEKS a big pat on the back, the answer is direct and ground reflective thumbsup.gif
schadeaux
QUOTE (golam @ Oct 30 2003, 09:46 AM)
you can give your radar GEEKS a big pat on the back, the answer is direct and ground reflective thumbsup.gif

laugh.gif I'll give them the point! laugh.gif
gollum
Q.which 2 acids are combined to produce NAPALM( sticky hot stuff from Vietnam).
gollum
Q.which 2 acids are combined to produce NAPALM( sticky hot stuff from Vietnam).




whistling2.gif OOPS!
Lionel
QUOTE (golam @ Oct 31 2003, 03:58 PM)
Q.which 2 acids are combined to produce NAPALM( sticky hot stuff from Vietnam).

A. Naphthalene and Palmitate
gollum
correct answer LIONEL thumbsup.gif
gollum
Q.who founded the S.A.S ( special air service ) ph34r.gif
schadeaux
QUOTE (golam @ Oct 31 2003, 05:32 AM)
Q.who founded the S.A.S ( special air service ) ph34r.gif

A. Captain David Stirling, RAF, in WWII.


Actually, the term "Special Air Service" was originally attributed to Bonnie "Boom Boom" Burdell in southern France. Boom Boom was travelling with the Taverrell Caberet and Polka Group a small village in France, during WWII when the local hospital was overrun with German soldiers. Knowing that without some action to prevent it, the town would fall to the enmey. So, Boom Boom borrowed (read "stole") asome greasy coveralls from a local mechanics shop and began checking the German's transport vehicles. Being very sly, she proceeded to fill all the tires with helium. Why this occurred to her remains a mystery to this day, but the action worked. As the enemy soldiers proceeded down the cobbled streets of some sections of town the vehicles began bouncing higher and higher! Some began bouncing off the walls of buildings, effectively beating the bejabbers out of the occupants. It is said that one particular jeep actually bounced so high as to nearly achieve orbit! In any case, the quick thinking of one caberet dancer (dancer??) saved the village, and the Allied Forces that rolled into town shortly thereafter bestowed upon Boom Boom the (unofficial) designation of "Special Air Service."
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gollum
QUOTE
A. Captain David Stirling, RAF, in WWII.


well done shadeaux. thumbsup.gif
gollum
Q.who was the first person to win the Nobel Prize for chemistry TWICE. huh.gif
djdodo
QUOTE (golam @ Oct 31 2003, 07:26 PM)
Q.who was the first person to win the Nobel Prize for chemistry TWICE. huh.gif

A. Marie Curie? dontgetit.gif
gollum
QUOTE
A. Marie Curie? 


no, wrong answer original.gif
djdodo
QUOTE (golam @ Oct 31 2003, 09:10 PM)
QUOTE
A. Marie Curie? 


no, wrong answer original.gif

are you sure? dontgetit.gif

This link says something else ..

QUOTE
The first female recipient of the Nobel Prize, she won two in her life and saw one of her daughters and both sons-in-law go on to win the prestigious award. She died of leukemia likely brought on by her extensive exposure to radiation.
schadeaux
QUOTE (djdodo @ Oct 31 2003, 12:24 PM)
QUOTE (golam @ Oct 31 2003, 09:10 PM)
QUOTE
A. Marie Curie? 


no, wrong answer original.gif

are you sure? dontgetit.gif

This link says something else ..

QUOTE
The first female recipient of the Nobel Prize, she won two in her life and saw one of her daughters and both sons-in-law go on to win the prestigious award. She died of leukemia likely brought on by her extensive exposure to radiation.

DJ, Marie did win two Nobels: one in physics in 1903, and one in chemestry in 1911.

golam asks for two in chemestry. sad.gif

If it is any consolation, THREE Curies won Chemestry Nobels: Marie and her husband Pierre shared it in 1911, and their daughter Irene won it in 1935 (shared with her husband, Frédéric Joliot) original.gif
soulfire78
golam Posted on Oct 31 2003, 04:26 PM
QUOTE
Q.who was the first person to win the Nobel Prize for chemistry TWICE. 


A: Dr Linus Pauling, 1954 and 1962
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