QUOTE (Ziggy Stardust @ Dec 2 2007, 07:40 AM)

Hi all, I'm making a mockumentary about a magazine company. The intro music needs to be really tacky and distasteful, like a horrible jazz track.. Something like the intro to 'the office'. Any suggestions would be hugely appreciated. Anything horrible.
It may not be Jazz, but i always felt that the song "Intermission" by TOOL sounded like great elevator music.