Squirrels. They're everywhere! You see them in parks, at houses, IN HOUSES!
So, my fellow humans, what will we do about this threat to our World Security!
They have the Mexican Government already, and who knows how many other countries are suffering from their control?
We MUST save the world! Now how can we do this?

Kill the squirrels, and those who disagree with killing them have already been converted to their cause!
Maybe we should go into an aliance with the Chipmunks, who are anti-squirrel. Or, we could offer them a small part of country for their own, with many acorns.

*thinks*

Or you could ignore this because I am completely nuts. Or am I?

This is silly even for the 'conspiracy' section, and although this should probably be consigned to a blog entry, I'll just go ahead and move it to the 'jokes & humor' category.

...So, this parrot walks into a bar with a squirrel on his shoulder....

LOL, that was soo unexpected, what do you expect this land is their land too. I like them, I think more people should share with nature and realize that we are the ones destroying the earth not them if anything we are the ones they should be worried about not us worrying about them taking over, where else can they go, we took their original habitat away.

Well, this hamster is ready to fight alongside you in the war against squirrels! (He's a mercenary though, and he'd like to be paid in broccoli)

Sorry, Magikman, I hadn't noticed that section, and I will keep it in mind for any further "conspiracies" of mine...

He's hired. At least now I know where I can get rid of any brocli I come across!
Your hamster looks awesome in that picture, by the way (it is your merc, right?)

Yes. Yes you are. And the squirrels absolutely did not tell me to say that. Or did they?

I wish it was! But I found this little guy on the net....

awwwww.. that's an absolutely cute hamster.. aww..

I Like Squirrels (they have control of my mind!)

I like squirrels. I got one in my yard that comes up and sits at my feet and begs. He will take food right from my hand. So cute.



Adorable.

Yeah. squirrels. Freak me out ever since I read that story about the Russian squirrels that attacked, killed, and ate a stray dog.

Blurg.